Damn, she Justa did it again. Still nothing to see.

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

God damn, you're just all sorts of delicious. Not sure if your husband pounced on you running around in that outfit but if he didn't, you might be a beard. No straight man could resist that.

haha, well pounce, not really. he doesn't pounce on anything anymore, but more joins me aloofly.

Originally Posted by TANSTAAFL58 View Post
Wow. We must have been very good to deserve such bounty. Great pics, great ass. Thankyou.

Justa:
Y'all are always very good or very bad. Thank you.

Do we get more pics if we're good or if we're bad? AFAF.

well that depends. am I in a mood for very bad or a mood for very good? Are y'all then being very bad or very good to match my mood? Now, of course, I won't actually say what mood I am in. Asking will, of course, get you a version of whatever or fine, so you basically have to use your psychic powers to predict.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

well happy monday.

It is still too early on a monday for me to be thoughtful or witty, watch my boobs execute their escape plan instead

http://i.imgur.com/uRgjWe8.gif

 

[19jimbo99]

well happy monday.

It is still too early on a monday for me to be thoughtful or witty, watch my boobs execute their escape plan instead

http://i.imgur.com/uRgjWe8.gif

Justa free the twins...

 

[ohverbatum7]

but more joins me aloofly.

A bit of enthusiasm would go a long way, although I suspect your a bit of a handful, and I want it on record that I have big hands.

 

[ohverbatum7]

free the twins

Free them? more like your beating them to death!

 

[thomasthehorny765]

well happy monday.

It is still too early on a monday for me to be thoughtful or witty, watch my boobs execute their escape plan instead

http://i.imgur.com/uRgjWe8.gif

Holy fuck...

 

[bigbear75]

Wow, I'm just imagining them bounce as you vigorously ride me... giddyup

 

[whistler1]

well pear shaped isn't a lot to go on. Every leap I make will increase the likelihood of being wrong, which I know,

female.
childbearing age or slightly past
likely had a child
is not likely to be fully middle aged or past as would likely have graduated to a bell shape
it is a very common shape across many ethnic origins so gender and age are the easier guesses.

haha, yeah best to just let the 26 year old be a fantasy. coma might be too far, have you tried bingo

I see a number of women in my workplace I would describe a pear-shaped (although I suppose bell-shaped would also apply).

They are what I guess would be called middle-aged (40s-50s). Some have kids and some don't.

This isn't at all surprising given that women tend to accumulate adipose tissue in the hips/butt (as opposed to men who have it in the abdominal region). The rarity seems to be the middle-aged (or older) slender woman. I guess that is just going against nature.

As far as the 26 year old is concerned...

Even if she asked me out, I would have to decline. As I said, it would just be too weird. Although it would be fun to imagine all the ways I could disappoint her...

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

well happy monday.

It is still too early on a monday for me to be thoughtful or witty, watch my boobs execute their escape plan instead

http://i.imgur.com/uRgjWe8.gif

So, "happy" then. Glad to see the girls escaped.

 

[scotluvsoral]

Catching up is so much fun with your thread, Justa. I go from being aroused to laughing my ass off and back again! You are a delight!!!

 

[mobleedzblue]

well happy monday.

It is still too early on a monday for me to be thoughtful or witty, watch my boobs execute their escape plan instead

http://i.imgur.com/uRgjWe8.gif

Can you do that in front of my face please?

 

[spacekowboy]

That's a hell of a lot better than watching Steve McQueen attempt to jump a barbed wire fence on a motorcycle in Bavaria.

 

[Todger65]

well happy monday.

It is still too early on a monday for me to be thoughtful or witty, watch my boobs execute their escape plan instead

http://i.imgur.com/uRgjWe8.gif

Loved it, and then chuckled at the last frame when they pop back in again.

 

[EctoJohn]

well happy monday.

It is still too early on a monday for me to be thoughtful or witty, watch my boobs execute their escape plan instead

If they need a place to hide out while attempting their escape, I'm willing to lend a hand.
Two if needed (and considering their size, it will be ).

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Justa free the twins...

They get freed a lot, no worries

but more joins me aloofly.

A bit of enthusiasm would go a long way, although I suspect your a bit of a handful, and I want it on record that I have big hands.

me, a handful, never

free the twins

Free them? more like your beating them to death!

don't worry, they are sturdy, even if they are lazy

Wow, I'm just imagining them bounce as you vigorously ride me... giddyup

hehe, yeah that is actually a very fair idea

Holy fuck...

lol.

I see a number of women in my workplace I would describe a pear-shaped (although I suppose bell-shaped would also apply).

They are what I guess would be called middle-aged (40s-50s). Some have kids and some don't.

This isn't at all surprising given that women tend to accumulate adipose tissue in the hips/butt (as opposed to men who have it in the abdominal region). The rarity seems to be the middle-aged (or older) slender woman. I guess that is just going against nature.

As far as the 26 year old is concerned...

Even if she asked me out, I would have to decline. As I said, it would just be too weird. Although it would be fun to imagine all the ways I could disappoint her...

well pear shaped and bell shaped are classes of the triangle shape. The pear really is just thinner and not carrying extra weight, and the bell has added some weight plus had kids so the pelvic bone structure changed

I am over here rocking the classes of the inverted triangle shape myself. goblet when thin, cello when not. both are part of the same class, I still have broad shoulders and big boobs, add some weight and the hips and ass fill out more, thus changing from to the other

and lol. imagining all the ways to disappoint someone, yeah that sounds fun (well might actually be if done creatively, maybe that shall be a ramble some day)

So, "happy" then. Glad to see the girls escaped.

sure, we shall go with that

Catching up is so much fun with your thread, Justa. I go from being aroused to laughing my ass off and back again! You are a delight!!!

thanks, that is how I like men. laughing with erections.

Can you do that in front of my face please?

haha. sure, I wouldn't get too close though

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

That's a hell of a lot better than watching Steve McQueen attempt to jump a barbed wire fence on a motorcycle in Bavaria.

oh I don't know, youtube has a ton of videos that start with a guy and barbed wire that are fucking hilarious.

Loved it, and then chuckled at the last frame when they pop back in again.

haha. yeah, situation got bleaker for the top as time went by. It tried

If they need a place to hide out while attempting their escape, I'm willing to lend a hand.
Two if needed (and considering their size, it will be ).

well two can probably hide one, but what about the other?

 

[mobleedzblue]

I want to get all up in that business!

 

[whenagain]

well happy monday.

It is still too early on a monday for me to be thoughtful or witty, watch my boobs execute their escape plan instead

http://i.imgur.com/uRgjWe8.gif

Too early to respond thoughtful or witty. . .

 

[spacekowboy]

oh I don't know, youtube has a ton of videos that start with a guy and barbed wire that are fucking hilarious.

Trust me on this.

Your bouncing cans > Redneck Reindeer Games.

 

[whistler1]

well pear shaped and bell shaped are classes of the triangle shape. The pear really is just thinner and not carrying extra weight, and the bell has added some weight plus had kids so the pelvic bone structure changed

I am over here rocking the classes of the inverted triangle shape myself. goblet when thin, cello when not. both are part of the same class, I still have broad shoulders and big boobs, add some weight and the hips and ass fill out more, thus changing from to the other

and lol. imagining all the ways to disappoint someone, yeah that sounds fun (well might actually be if done creatively, maybe that shall be a ramble some day)

I agree that some shapes are similar and can morph from one to another. Based on my limited observations, the pear/bell seems to be the most common for women of a certain age. I don't see the hourglass or inverted triangle or whatever you would call thin women (stick-shaped?) as often.

Some men of a certain age seem to have what I guess would be called the apple shape. Of course, that is the shape doctors say is a risk factor for cardiovascular disease.

The issue of disappointing someone reminds me of how much of a sexual advantage women have over men. Women never have to worry if the equipment will work or for how long. Women never have to worry that they will "be done" before everyone is ready. Women, if they chose to do so, could have sex repeatedly or with multiple people at once.

It also reminds me of a line from Two And A Half Men. When asked what his best sexual move was, the reply was "One pump and an apology".

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I want to get all up in that business!

why does no one fear the titty attack.

Too early to respond thoughtful or witty. . .

yeah, that was my thought.

Trust me on this.

Your bouncing cans > Redneck Reindeer Games.

oh, ya know, big titty redneck chicks can bounce our tits while the redneck men ask us to hold their beers. hey, the laughing at them even causes bouncing tits. Don't underestimate the redneck reindeer games. You have fireworks wars, shooting trailers, backhoe drops, hubcap hurling, redneck horseshoes, the options are endless. I mean, tits make everything better, right?

 

[Naughtyboy31]

well happy monday.

It is still too early on a monday for me to be thoughtful or witty, watch my boobs execute their escape plan instead

http://i.imgur.com/uRgjWe8.gif

Is that how it would look riding me? Lmao

 

[EctoJohn]

well two can probably hide one, but what about the other?

They can take turns.

 

[mobleedzblue]

I embrace the titty attack. Bounce em around and smother me. Can you shake your ass out of a thong like that?

 

[draconus_infernus]

well happy monday.

It is still too early on a monday for me to be thoughtful or witty, watch my boobs execute their escape plan instead

http://i.imgur.com/uRgjWe8.gif

Mesmerizing