69Massagingman
Really Experienced
- Joined
- May 16, 2019
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So I can't make this shit up, well I could but I swear I'm not (not that there's anything wrong with that LOL )
I cant seem to go out in public without getting hit on.
I don't think I'm all that or anything, but it never stops.
Today had to be the funniest in a while.
I went to grocery store have a friend coming over later and bought some cherries, chocolate and booze. A gallon of milk too.
So I'm in the check out line, This old lady strikes up conversation with me.
She tells me she was a good catholic girl but got divorced 39 years ago and has been around the block a time or two.
She even had adult diapers on the conveyer. ( what does it taste like when you go down on an old lady? ……………...Depends )
So I think she is just being friendly, she tells me she 85 and its hard to find a man.
She places her arm on me, no big deal.
But then she starts rubbing my arm and squeezes my bicep.
She is going on and on and doesn't take her hands off me.
She finishes up checking out, she asks my name and tells me hers.
She say nice to meet you ……… Good luck with your love life.
OMFG and then the checkout girl looks at me after she leaves and says " you just got accosted"
Hey man , I said I always get hit on I never said by who LOL
Seriously don't know why
In an Austin Power voice " do I make you Horny Baby"
Of course, I want to hear your funny stories Too, please
I cant seem to go out in public without getting hit on.
I don't think I'm all that or anything, but it never stops.
Today had to be the funniest in a while.
I went to grocery store have a friend coming over later and bought some cherries, chocolate and booze. A gallon of milk too.
So I'm in the check out line, This old lady strikes up conversation with me.
She tells me she was a good catholic girl but got divorced 39 years ago and has been around the block a time or two.
She even had adult diapers on the conveyer. ( what does it taste like when you go down on an old lady? ……………...Depends )
So I think she is just being friendly, she tells me she 85 and its hard to find a man.
She places her arm on me, no big deal.
But then she starts rubbing my arm and squeezes my bicep.
She is going on and on and doesn't take her hands off me.
She finishes up checking out, she asks my name and tells me hers.
She say nice to meet you ……… Good luck with your love life.
OMFG and then the checkout girl looks at me after she leaves and says " you just got accosted"
Hey man , I said I always get hit on I never said by who LOL
Seriously don't know why
In an Austin Power voice " do I make you Horny Baby"
Of course, I want to hear your funny stories Too, please
