Cock Map

[hotwords229_A]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/5f4f2a64a3d981dd9afd020eb2841581/tumblr_p46qj5WCRV1vtcztdo1_500.jpg

Is it just me or does this house have a huge cock?

 

[Suz_anne]

Is it just me or does this house have a huge cock?

And a wicked curved one at that.

 

[default24]

And the two rooflines from overhead would look like balls... We need more info! Who can google map it?

 

[Endless_Night]

Have we had this one? I do not recall. Australia is hopping!

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/12/31/17/2FB4870B00000578-0-image-a-5_1451581391376.jpg

Why am I googling sex maps at 11:00 pm?

I CAN'T SLEEEEEEEEEEEP!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Putting another Shrimp on the Barbie suddenly has a much dirtier sound to it.

 

[Endless_Night]

Putting another Shrimp on the Barbie suddenly has a much dirtier sound to it.

Ack! Why does everything sound extra naughty tonight?

Must be the upcoming full moon.

It's supposed to be Strawberry.

Are strawberries naughty?




Oh, man. I am really going to have to find a way to get some sleep! My brain is turning to mush.

 

[hotwords229_A]

http://erotic-nature.com/berries/penis-shaped-strawberry.jpg

 

[Endless_Night]

http://erotic-nature.com/berries/penis-shaped-strawberry.jpg

Ha! Strawberries ARE naughty!!!


I feel...vindicated.

 

[default24]

Have we had this one? I do not recall. Australia is hopping!

Why am I googling sex maps at 11:00 pm?

I CAN'T SLEEEEEEEEEEEP!

We definitely haven't had it before. I feel like I've heard that south africa fucks around. Maybe I'm confusing that with the AIDS epidemic there, though.

Ohhhhh you know why you're google sex/cock maps at 11pm. At least I know why I do, anyway

 

[Endless_Night]

< Ohhhhh you know why you're google sex/cock maps at 11pm. At least I know why I do, anyway

I would never!

Errr….

Look! Another map!


My question here is how are they defining *exciting*?

Are we talking frequency, or type? If type, well, doesn't everyone like something different? Are we talking sweet, canoodling sex? Or rough, domineering sex? Or…what?

http://cdn2.vox-cdn.com/assets/4379579/sex_map_1.png

 

[default24]

I would never!

Errr….

Look! Another map!


My question here is how are they defining *exciting*?

Are we talking frequency, or type? If type, well, doesn't everyone like something different? Are we talking sweet, canoodling sex? Or rough, domineering sex? Or…what?

http://cdn2.vox-cdn.com/assets/4379579/sex_map_1.png

Judging by 'exciting' being in quotes, I would almost say there's a feeling of sarcasm to it? However, I'm sure everyone answered it with whatever the hell exciting means to them. Your exciting might be my vanilla, vice versa. Interestingly, based on this map and your last one, Australia has a lot of boring sex with different partners.

 

[Endless_Night]

Judging by 'exciting' being in quotes, I would almost say there's a feeling of sarcasm to it? However, I'm sure everyone answered it with whatever the hell exciting means to them. Your exciting might be my vanilla, vice versa. Interestingly, based on this map and your last one, Australia has a lot of boring sex with different partners.

Oh, goodness! I hadn't noticed. Maybe boring sex is the reason for a multiplicity of partners?

>12 is the charm!

 

[default24]

Oh, goodness! I hadn't noticed. Maybe boring sex is the reason for a multiplicity of partners?

>12 is the charm!

Yeah, I mean if at first you don't succeed, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try again

 

[Endless_Night]

Yeah, I mean if at first you don't succeed, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try again

Hahaha! Awesome!

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Yeah, I mean if at first you don't succeed, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try again

Yup, you’ll get it figured out. Promise.

 

[default24]

Yup, you’ll get it figured out. Promise.

Wanna help me try?

 

[default24]

https://cs.phncdn.com/insights-static/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/pornhub-insights-masturbation-month-top-searches.png

Not a map, but it's pretty cock-related

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Wanna help me try?

Gives you a devilish smile.
Ummmm yes I do.

I’ll be back baby.

 

[Endless_Night]

Yup, you’ll get it figured out. Promise.

Wanna help me try?

*whips out pencil and notebook*

Note taking is one of my few skills.

< pic snip >

Not a map, but it's pretty cock-related

I'm surprised that *caught* and *public* rank at the top.

There isn't one tiny little exhibition bone in my body.

 

[Endless_Night]

Gives you a devilish smile.
Ummmm yes I do.

I’ll be back baby.

And now half the board is faint with excitement.


OH!! That's what they mean by "exciting" sex! Naughty and default!

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://cs.phncdn.com/insights-static/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/pornhub-insights-masturbation-month-top-searches.png

Not a map, but it's pretty cock-related

How is "Girls masturbating together" so low on the list?

 

[SMNaughtywife]

*whips out pencil and notebook*

Note taking is one of my few skills.

And now half the board is faint with excitement.
OH!! That's what they mean by "exciting" sex! Naughty and default!

I think group chat on Skype. Way easier with note taking. You can just mute your call if you get too “excited” from me having my way with D.

Maybe you’ll get some instructions too lil missy.
Bites my bottom lip.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

How is "Girls masturbating together" so low on the list?

Hmmm... I’ll talk to Trekka about this.
Not so accurate I’m thinking.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Hmmm... I’ll talk to Trekka about this.
Not so accurate I’m thinking.

I hope it's not accurate. I can confirm it isn't accurate according to my search history

Now if it was of you and Trekka it would be #1

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I hope it's not accurate. I can confirm it isn't accurate according to my search history

Now if it was of you and Trekka it would be #1

True, true ... my search history is a touch guilty.
And possibly some said very hot shenanigans.