Toplessness for everyone is legal in NY, I know that much. Actually, I spend a lot of time reminding many women of that fact.
) I still stand firm for the rights of the breasts.
I have to admit, I got curious. I mean, my area is densely populated and it's not like I've ever seen a topless woman casually sauntering down the street.
Call me suspicious.
But. It's true! There are "no laws that directly prohibit toplessness in Texas".
Buuuuut that doesn't mean you won't get arrested.
San Antonios is particularly bad, it seems. They'll slap you with public lewdness, indecent exposure or disorderly conduct. Houston is less inventive. They generally stick with disorderly conduct. Only Austin lets the breasts roam wild and free.
Annoying, really. While I might not be availing myself of the privilege, (Okay. Definitely not.
FREE THE BREASTS
Breast solidarity.
) But we have a lot of rural area which is more conservative. Not to mention our passion for bible churches.
)
Poor Mississippi….
My question, once again, is how do they get their information. How? Are they taking people at thier word? As in the honor system? Are they, like…actually measuring?
If the latter, what about, errr, user error? Can you really know researcher A is measuring the exact same way as researcher B? Can you?
CAN YOU?!
These are the kind of things that keep me awake nights. Gah!
(Faulty statistics. Not…size. In case that wasn't clear.
It's easier to figure out than you think. The United States government makes sure that the exact same amount of water goes into every public pool throughout the country. They then determine the water displacement against how many guys enter each pool, divide that number by three (two balls and a dick), run those numbers against cycles of the moon, make adjustments for headwinds and there's your answer.
Sheesh, what's difficult to understand about that?
People think public pools are just a friendly thing the government provides for its taxpayers--nope! It's so they can track our penis sizes!
It's easier to figure out than you think. The United States government makes sure that the exact same amount of water goes into every public pool throughout the country. They then determine the water displacement against how many guys enter each pool, divide that number by three (two balls and a dick), run those numbers against cycles of the moon, make adjustments for headwinds and there's your answer.
Sheesh, what's difficult to understand about that?
People think public pools are just a friendly thing the government provides for its taxpayers--nope! It's so they can track our penis sizes!
It's easier to figure out than you think. The United States government makes sure that the exact same amount of water goes into every public pool throughout the country. They then determine the water displacement against how many guys enter each pool, divide that number by three (two balls and a dick), run those numbers against cycles of the moon, make adjustments for headwinds and there's your answer.
Sheesh, what's difficult to understand about that?
People think public pools are just a friendly thing the government provides for its taxpayers--nope! It's so they can track our penis sizes!
Oh.
Goodness.
It's so simple when the technicalities are properly explained.
In real space I laughed. Out loud. A lot. Before coffee. With a pulled hamstring. No chocolate in the house. And forty miles in front of me.
*awards early morning amusing points*
That's a high accolade, right there, as there is nothing amusing about the morning.
#notanearlyriser
