Alternate Blurting II: Bandito

[Que]

I don't think your idea is very workable.

Harry seems like a relatively equanimous fellow. I can't imagine that he much minds some gentle ribbing. He seems like the sort of guy that would simply put you on ignore either mechanically or simply through actual willpower if he didn't want to engage with you.

 

[von_Bismarck]

Turning into?

 

[Luk]

Turning into?

When #### calls you stupid...

 

[Que]

Awe, you're missing someone, Tweak.



I said that you're whining, not bitching.

Thanks for the live-feed LukCzech.

https://i.imgur.com/G9bLRvj.jpg

I dunno, you seem right on top of the words, if not the actual meanings of the words when strung together.

*metes

Go ahead. Call it a "typographic" error, Tweak.

Nice catch, Rob you should probably file that away in your greatest hits gotcha file so that you can trot that out every month or two for the next 10 or 15 years.

"Talk to text, gottdamnit!"

I thought you were the Android expert here?...

. The engine is called voice to text. Although that's quite a reasonable explanation I actually hand typed m e t e because I anticipated that being a problem and then autocorrect took over. Autocorrect decided that I had the T & the E reversed when of course I did not.

I would think instead of focusing on the why I think you should look into perhaps some adult education classes so that you can update LukCzech to correctly sort threw homonyms.

The important lesson to remember here is that we both messed up Me by not noticing the autocorrect and trusting that LukCzech would do my proofreading for me and you for not noticing the error at all.

Let's just both be thankful that Rob finished stuffing all of those delinquent notices into their respective envelopes in time to give you the assist. I expect better from you next time.

Turning into?

Awww. Rob and Hashie finding common ground. When you think about it their mutual obsessions are perfect for each other. I'm sending that this is lits latest burgeoning romance. That's if the whole penisgazer / adrina thing doesn't work out.

 

[Que]

Can I get a scoring from the judges on the accuracy rate both on a per word and per post basis?

 

[HarryHill]

There's a quota?

 

[Luk]

Interests:
Word wrangling

Not so much, Tweak.

Speed doesn't kill, inertia does.

Nah, it will be the speed that kills you.

 

[Que]

There's a quota?

Evidently.

I am waiting for a ruling on the ratio permitted per poster per page, or possibly per thread. I am not sure.

I have lots of questions which have now been helpfully typeset for clarity, but I have (as you might have noticed) no answers at all.

If there is a quota- I am getting the idea that one or more of my many queries might have put me over the limit.

 

[butters]

When #### calls you stupid...

wow, que's displaying some level of triggered. guess he was clean scrota, then.

There's a quota?

i know, right? lol

they take this shit waaay too seriously.
btw, nice.

 

[adrina]

wow, que's displaying some level of triggered. guess he was clean scrota, then.

i know, right? lol

they take this shit waaay too seriously.
btw, nice.

Maybe if he posts 50 more times he'll convince us how smart, sane and valuable he really is. Really.

 

[butters]

Maybe if he posts 50 more times he'll convince us how smart, sane and valuable he really is. Really.

it's all kind of ridiculous for a grown-arse man to freak-post this much. maybe H starting this thread sent him into some kind of mental short-circuit. i'm trying to feel some kind of compassionate here but... i'm only human.

 

[Luk]

Maybe if he posts 50 more times he'll convince us how smart, sane and valuable he really is. Really.

You mean like how 45 gets smarter with every helicopter interview?

 

[butters]

he seems very keen not to disappear.
all i see are quoted posts and his name cropping up time after time as having posted... and still he's irrelevant as lace. bless.

 

[Que]

I thought by now with both Rob and Luk diligently scouring every post I would have some performance metrics to review by now. At least Butters and adrina were in for a SWAG.

How can I ever improve as a poster if I don't have the performance metrics to measure my progress?

By now I should have had a word count, postcoun, post per thread count, post per page and post per page per thread counts in hand. I am going to need the error rate (both per word and per post.)

With some basic record keeping in a spreadsheet I would think this would be pretty doable. I find it hard to believe that Rob has not already entered everything into a spreadsheet by now?

Can someone please, at a minimumg, ive me what my post count has been for this collender day based on Mountain Standard Time as well as my post count per 24 hours starting say with this post working back?

Also, can someone reboot LukCzech? A homonym slipped threw, completely unchallenged , n a discussion of homonyms, for Christ's sake!

 

[Que]

he seems very keen not to disappear.
all i see are quoted posts and his name cropping up time after time as having posted... and still he's irrelevant as lace. bless.

Who? Atecedents matter!

Also, it looks as if LukCzech is down, hard. You're going to have to manually proof your own work. Pay attention to beginning of sentence capitalization. You don't want to look like you're making pointless posts.

This unnamed person worrying about disappearing seems a little worrisome. Is that an actual thing? Disappearing? How would that work?

Always assume that on a public forum you post whatever the hell you want and people either choose to engage or not as they see fit. I'm not too sure about this whole disappearing thing.

If it's a tree falling in the forest thing, that's even more puzzling. If someone shouts in the forest but the trees are all wearing earmuffs ...why would there be so much kvetching?

 

[butters]

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/sen...llion-emergency-border-deal/story?id=63808381

Sen. Patrick Leahy, the top Democrat on the panel, agreed, saying, “Everyone agrees there is a humanitarian crisis at our southern border. I don't think anyone disputes that," adding, “Do I like every aspect of this bill? No ... but we don’t fund the administration’s detention-first policy."

To that end, the bill contains a number of restrictions -- approved with GOP support -- designed to withhold money from a number of President Trump's immigration priorities, including the border wall.

The legislation provides no funding for more detention beds, something Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) has sought, and Democrats succeeded in adding other restrictions to the bill that prohibit any funds from being spent on the wall or for any other unrelated purpose. Members of Congress would also be allowed access to ORR facilities within 48 hours' notice.

i suppose we just have to wait now to see if trump blocks this or allows some measures to relieve the situation to go through

 

[butters]

posty mcpostface

 

[Que]

Whooooosh......

 

[Que]

Like the whisper of a thousand leaves...

 

[Que]

Soft, insistent. . .

 

[Que]

Murmurs building, rife with the prospect of fresh gossip

 

[Que]

Suddenly dashed to a preternatural, unexpected-

 

[Que]

silence....​

 

[Aglaopheme]

I ive a minimumg of 140 postcoun.

I thought by now with both Rob and Luk diligently scouring every post I would have some performance metrics to review by now. At least Butters and adrina were in for a SWAG.

How can I ever improve as a poster if I don't have the performance metrics to measure my progress?

By now I should have had a word count, postcoun, post per thread count, post per page and post per page per thread counts in hand. I am going to need the error rate (both per word and per post.)

With some basic record keeping in a spreadsheet I would think this would be pretty doable. I find it hard to believe that Rob has not already entered everything into a spreadsheet by now?

Can someone please, at a minimumg, ive me what my post count has been for this collender day based on Mountain Standard Time as well as my post count per 24 hours starting say with this post working back?

Also, can someone reboot LukCzech? A homonym slipped threw, completely unchallenged , n a discussion of homonyms, for Christ's sake!

 

[beew]

lol now I understand why he loathes me and can't let go of the grudge.
He sees me as his mirror image slash a nagging wife (but with a lower IQ, of course):

long-winded sentences - check
careless typos - check
multiple re-edits - check
emotional outbursts - check
judgmental - check