Damn, she Justa did it again. Still nothing to see.

[jjbourne23]

good, because I get nervous when people stare at me speechless and I can't figure out why. Did I just say something so shocking? is there a giant spider on me? it is quite troublesome really.



exactly. and good to hear they were very capable. And now I want to do business in Panama, just so someone can try to impress me with fancy lunches.

I hear there is also quite a good tailor down there as well...

 

[mobleedzblue]

Well happy Tuesday. Tuesdays we celebrate tits.

so titties waking up in the morning getting ready to face the world
http://i.imgur.com/NUVkX99m.jpg

titties on the go
http://i.imgur.com/Ra9Z3qim.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/5qFWFcwm.jpg

and titties hanging out at work avoiding importing things they should be doing
http://i.imgur.com/gcJI9Qzm.jpg

along the work line, we have a lot of high up important corporate mucky mucks here today. Ok, explain this to me. I work for a tech company. They work for a tech company long enough to have worked their way up to a high rank. How is it the higher up the chain you go, you find the most technically challenged peopled. I am amazed some of them manage to answer their cell phone and read emails on their computers. How does this happen? Like, oh we are a huge tech company, let's try something fun, let's make everyone we put in power has no actual clue what it is we really do? I swear it is some episode of Punk'd or something.

Stunning and beautiful!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I hear there is also quite a good tailor down there as well...

admits I had to google as apparently I completely missed the book and movie. In my defense, I was busy partying like it was 1999.

Stunning and beautiful!

thank you

 

[jjbourne23]

admits I had to google as apparently I completely missed the book and movie. In my defense, I was busy partying like it was 1999.



thank you

Ha, ha John le Carre is making a little come back in the UK thanks to the Night Manager and Little Drummer girl. As for Partying like it was 1999 I was too terrified of Y2K!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Ha, ha John le Carre is making a little come back in the UK thanks to the Night Manager and Little Drummer girl. As for Partying like it was 1999 I was too terrified of Y2K!

Well good to know.

Well then maybe really should have been instead.

 

[EctoJohn]

thanks, it is nice to know that the world appreciates me.

Anyone who cannot appreciate seeing your tits shouldn't be on this world.

 

[Paul_Chance]

I'm a le Carre fan, the Tailor of Panama was great book I'd forgotten about. Jamie Curtis has nice boobs (to stay on the daily theme of boobs) in the movie version.

Y2K - a hard night of partying where the damn DJ must have played Prince a hundred times, then I was on a plane 1/1/2000 - and it was mostly empty, so I had a whole row of seats to sleep off my devastating hangover. Ah, the good old days.

On a totally random but related note. I am going to invent an ass elasticity meter/smart phone app. Seems there might be a market for it. Then, with my riches from the app I am going to retire and advertise my services on Task Rabbit as an auxiliary boob carrier. Yep, sounds like a good retirement plan!

 

[RjThoughts]

Pretty flowers for pretty lady!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Anyone who cannot appreciate seeing your tits shouldn't be on this world.

well thanks. but let me tell you, they can really offend some weird creepy dudes hanging out here lol. at least if gives me a way to amuse myself.

I'm a le Carre fan, the Tailor of Panama was great book I'd forgotten about. Jamie Curtis has nice boobs (to stay on the daily theme of boobs) in the movie version.

Y2K - a hard night of partying where the damn DJ must have played Prince a hundred times, then I was on a plane 1/1/2000 - and it was mostly empty, so I had a whole row of seats to sleep off my devastating hangover. Ah, the good old days.

On a totally random but related note. I am going to invent an ass elasticity meter/smart phone app. Seems there might be a market for it. Then, with my riches from the app I am going to retire and advertise my services on Task Rabbit as an auxiliary boob carrier. Yep, sounds like a good retirement plan!

so most important part of the movie is Jamie Curtis's boobs?

ah yes, y2k was a fun night. I was dressed slutty, partying, at a fetish event.

haha, you think ass elasticity rating is a common concern? Well the boob carrier, there is a need for that.

Pretty flowers for pretty lady!

aw thanks, very pretty. Do you know what kind? The kind of look like portlands but not really.

 

[RjThoughts]

aw thanks, very pretty. Do you know what kind? The kind of look like portlands but not really.

Unsure, since the placard which told stated the name was not up, taken away

 

[jjbourne23]

well thanks. but let me tell you, they can really offend some weird creepy dudes hanging out here lol. at least if gives me a way to amuse myself.



so most important part of the movie is Jamie Curtis's boobs?

ah yes, y2k was a fun night. I was dressed slutty, partying, at a fetish event.

haha, you think ass elasticity rating is a common concern? Well the boob carrier, there is a need for that.



aw thanks, very pretty. Do you know what kind? The kind of look like portlands but not really.

Jamie Curtis boobs are fantastic (Trading Places), I spent most of 1999 stoned and drunk on the West Coast of Barbados.So despite my earlier statement, I might be of been terrified...if I could remember.

 

[EctoJohn]

well thanks. but let me tell you, they can really offend some weird creepy dudes hanging out here lol. at least if gives me a way to amuse myself.

How can your awesome boobs offend anyone? Weirdos.

At least you're amused, and that's what counts.

 

[heathrowinneo]

glad I made your tuesday. and I so feel I should have a comeback for that, but I just have nothing


why make a boob of yourself, sorry i couldn't help myself. love your titty attack for the win today, you really did make my day, thank you

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Unsure, since the placard which told stated the name was not up, taken away

Hate when that happens. Hell, I have things I planted that I can't remember what they are.

Jamie Curtis boobs are fantastic (Trading Places), I spent most of 1999 stoned and drunk on the West Coast of Barbados.So despite my earlier statement, I might be of been terrified...if I could remember.

So things I learned today, go check out Jamie Curtis's boobs.

Will do that shortly.

How can your awesome boobs offend anyone? Weirdos.

At least you're amused, and that's what counts.

Oh you'd be amazed how many ways my tits can offended.

1) the guys who think posting tits in general is offensive, the concept of women sharing unclothed pictures. They come in 2 subsets. Sometimes they come as insulting pms, I mainly curse at them and end up determining they are fucking pussies. The next subset tries to come of nice and attempts to save my soul. I send them pictures of my asshole to see if they manage to see my soul.

2) the men that seem to think my tits are why they can not meet any of the sweet young virginal women on lit. They actually initially appear to be subset 1, but my tits are especially offensive beyond the fact that I am a chick posting ny tits. I don't quite understand how my tits prevent them from meeting women. Best I could come up with, young virginally lit females think my titties may attack and thus flee, hence my signatures. I have not come up with an appropriate reply.

3) men who hate big boobs and or plus size chicks, and find the fact that threads with that type of chick exist offensive. Idk, maybe they saw one of my avis like where I was wearing my instructional underwear or where i was sitting there drinking wine and the fact that I have big boobs was not obvious (even though it says it in my profile) and they looked and were all traumatized. I usually send them a Norma Stitz video.

4) the ones who are offended to learn that I am married and post my boobs. Apparently, the extreme deception of me keeping the fact that I am married so well hidden from them is offensive. I apologize that their wives found better men and are now finally enjoying getting well laid.

5) ones who are pissed that I am old and post my boobs. Again i guess they feel deceived when they know I have a very young child, and then finally figure out that I am 40, because i hide that so well putting it in my profile and all. So they spent time looking at what they thought was a 30 year old, which was tolerable, but 40 is not. I send them geriatric porn.

So far that is all the ways i have found my tits can offend litsters. But yes, I often find ways to fuck with them as it amuses me. Honestly, sometimes I just really like to fuck with assholes. I think many lit men can relate to that. I just do it more creatively and less sexually.

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why make a boob of yourself, sorry i couldn't help myself. love your titty attack for the win today, you really did make my day, thank you

You know if you start boob punning, I will start cow punning, and that could end up such a miss steak.

Glad you enjoyed though.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Well happy Tuesday. Tuesdays we celebrate tits.

so titties waking up in the morning getting ready to face the world
http://i.imgur.com/NUVkX99m.jpg

titties on the go
http://i.imgur.com/Ra9Z3qim.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/5qFWFcwm.jpg

and titties hanging out at work avoiding importing things they should be doing
http://i.imgur.com/gcJI9Qzm.jpg

along the work line, we have a lot of high up important corporate mucky mucks here today. Ok, explain this to me. I work for a tech company. They work for a tech company long enough to have worked their way up to a high rank. How is it the higher up the chain you go, you find the most technically challenged peopled. I am amazed some of them manage to answer their cell phone and read emails on their computers. How does this happen? Like, oh we are a huge tech company, let's try something fun, let's make everyone we put in power has no actual clue what it is we really do? I swear it is some episode of Punk'd or something.

First, I'm glad to see the girls were safe in the car. Seat belts are very important!

I know what you mean about higher-ups. About half of our Managers can just about manage to walk and chew gum at the same time. Those are the "keepers". In an effort to improve things Senior Management instituted having a Managerial presence in the plant one day a week. They called it "Manager in the Field" day. We called it "Take your Boss to Work Day".

Oh, has anyone told you what great boobs you have lately? I mean. it IS Titty Tuesday after all...

 

[EctoJohn]

You're right, I am amazed.

How do guys like that even find their way to Lit?
To hell with them, more of your boobies for me to enjoy.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

First, I'm glad to see the girls were safe in the car. Seat belts are very important!

I know what you mean about higher-ups. About half of our Managers can just about manage to walk and chew gum at the same time. Those are the "keepers". In an effort to improve things Senior Management instituted having a Managerial presence in the plant one day a week. They called it "Manager in the Field" day. We called it "Take your Boss to Work Day".

Oh, has anyone told you what great boobs you have lately? I mean. it IS Titty Tuesday after all...

Well yes, i am a seat belt wearer. I try to only practice a few bad habits at a time. Speeding and cursing are my driving ones. Well unless i decide to make it more pervy. Then i don't speed and only say fuck when i cum.

And lol. I am thankful that my boss is competent and that I have never met him.

And thanks

You're right, I am amazed.

How do guys like that even find their way to Lit?
To hell with them, more of your boobies for me to enjoy.

Well feel free to enjoy as much as you want

 

[JDredd711]

Geriatric porn, lmao!!!! You are priceless!

 

[EctoJohn]

Well feel free to enjoy as much as you want

You don't have to ask me twice.
Or, well... once.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Geriatric porn, lmao!!!! You are priceless!

Haha. Sometimes i wonder if i just have one person, who creates 20 alts just to screw with me, like to see if i say this, what does she send back.

You don't have to ask me twice.
Or, well... once.

Haha. Well that is fair. If i am posting my tits, i think the obvious polite thing to do is enjoy them. I mean not ogling them would be rude, right?

 

[EctoJohn]

Haha. Well that is fair. If i am posting my tits, i think the obvious polite thing to do is enjoy them. I mean not ogling them would be rude, right?

Absolutely.
How awful it would be for you to post your glorious and various naked body parts and I don't even have the common courtesy to ogle and possibly masturbate to them.
Perish the thought.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Absolutely.
How awful it would be for you to post your glorious and various naked body parts and I don't even have the common courtesy to ogle and possibly masturbate to them.
Perish the thought.

Exactly. Really, the only gentlemanly choice when a women posts a risque picture here is to jack off. Otherwise, it is just rude.

And of course the reverse holds too. We women should at least get moist if not going all out, otherwise we are just not being nice.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

so, I want to be silly today.

The game is, Which is bigger, Justa's tits or X

So over the weekend, we learned Justa's tits are bigger than an adult human head.

Just in case you need a reminder.

http://i.imgur.com/wPhoJmCm.jpg

ok, my bra is like the worst hat ever, especially this one, given you can't see through it, but indeed it could keep you warm in a pinch.

So next up on the list is a watermelon. Yup, that melon with the green hard outer layer and the sweet red or dark pink inside. Specifically, today is the red seedless watermelon

http://i.imgur.com/Fbd2SeUm.png


This one was bought at a Hitchcock's market.

So which is bigger, a watermelon or Justa's tit? Any guesses?

 

[mobleedzblue]

so, I want to be silly today.

The game is, Which is bigger, Justa's tits or X

So over the weekend, we learned Justa's tits are bigger than an adult human head.

Just in case you need a reminder.

http://i.imgur.com/wPhoJmCm.jpg

ok, my bra is like the worst hat ever, especially this one, given you can't see through it, but indeed it could keep you warm in a pinch.

So next up on the list is a watermelon. Yup, that melon with the green hard outer layer and the sweet red or dark pink inside. Specifically, today is the red seedless watermelon

http://i.imgur.com/Fbd2SeUm.png


This one was bought at a Hitchcock's market.

So which is bigger, a watermelon or Justa's tit? Any guesses?

I vote Justa's tit! What's the prize if we win?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I vote Justa's tit! What's the prize if we win?

Well damn, I didn't think about prizes at all. I have such a shitty game show host. Would you like a virtual trophy, a virtual sticker, or what would be an appropriate prize for correctly estimating my titty size?