Most odd sexual remark/compliment you have ever received?

[FAITHandFLESH]

One semester in college I had a black room mate. I was showering, community shower, he came in and after a few minutes he was like, "Dayum, you got some big ass balls boy!"

What is the oddest sexual comment/compliment you have ever received?

 

[woodword]

College fling (actually 3-time FWB at different points in our younger lives - before FWB was a term) dropped a quarter in her piggy bank before we got busy. I asked what that was all about and she teased that she was saving up for my penis reduction surgery. And then would orgasm while grinding on top of me, moaning "I am so fucking full." Wish I always got that reaction!

 

[Que]

A girl I was seeing on a pretty casual basis had met somebody closer to her age and serious eventually getting married and having another kid. Somewhere in the midst of this she fixed me up with her best friend and throughout all of that there was always a lot of attraction between myself and the best friend but nothing came of it till we had her blessing. Best friend was easilly the strongest woman I've ever been with. Years of classical ballet and kick-boxing. Likely clinically crazy, leaves in past lives the way some people do with astrology in that sort of thing or it was actually a manifestation of the crazy. Not exactly sure which.

She says to me one time before we were ever together, "You are very sexual and that is what makes things interesting. I feel like you were with a LOT of women in your past lives, so you were given this body to make it fair for women."

A left-handed compliment , if ever there was.

 

[dirtycarol]

It went right over me at the time, but once I was invited out for a , "sperm cocktail".

 

[mikendel]

Friend brother told me "you must like to fuck" I asked why is that. He said ladies that wear hoop earrings are easy. I said I do like to fuck but now you will never get a chance.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

One time at work after I had shaved my head and grown a goatee, a girl there told me that I looked "bad-ass." I kinda felt really good about that.

 

[soccermomnympho]

Once when I was younger and wearing a top that showed off my toned, flat tummy a guy told me "your tummy is meant to be wearing cum"

 

[Chuck Darwin]

Once at work, I went in to a meeting and there were probably already 10 to 15 people sitting around the table. I scanned around looking for an empty seat. A colleague of mine, who I didn't know too well (but I've had a vibe from her) says, "come sit on momma's lap", and pats her leg. Everyone's eyes got wide, she realized what she had said, and went red, I flashed her a little smile and stood against the wall.

 

[KUJACK]

in college

A girl I was dating and had just fuck 4 hours the night before the next day sitting at lunch with her girlfriends I heard her say he wore me out and he came three times

 

[AlexGosford]

"Oh my god what was that!?" the first time she squirted.

 

[CatherineatHome]

Attended a college seminar and sat next to a guy who traded intermittent comments with me throughout the lecture (about the subject content only.) It was very cerebral and he was thoughtful and deliberate in his words, which appealed to me and kept me engaged. At the end of the seminar, he stood (very close to me) and said, "That conversation was better than most sex I've had in my life... thanks for thoroughly arousing me."

 

[QuasiSemiDemiEsqueIsh]

Oh, I have several.

In the first week of my first, real, adult, office job, a co-worker walked into the office I shared, loomed over me, and said “Do you like anal? I bet you do. With tits like that, you’ve gotta like anal.”

I was later informed that, because it was a construction company, he was “just trying to help me fit in” by “treating me like one of the guys.” Funny how that didn’t make me feel less sexually harassed. Also funny, I never once heard him ask “one of the guys” if they took it in the ass because they had broad shoulders.

My first male, in-person, consensual sexual partner (it’s ok; I was legal) commented that he loved my vagina because it wasn’t so tight that it hurt him. So that gave me a bit of a complex until I learned that his only prior partner had had vaginismus and had needed treatment to allow her vaginal muscles to relax during penetration.

I once had a woman reach around me to grab a box of pasta in the store while telling her (apparent) husband, “I’ll get it. You don’t need to go anywhere near that slut.” I looked her straight in the eyes and pulled my shirt down a little more. She looked scandalized and offended, as expected, which I found hilarious.

This last one is not really my own, but it’s worth sharing, nonetheless.

I used to share a house with my sister. One night, I was sleeping on the couch because a wolf spider had disappeared into my bedroom, so I could hear her and her then boyfriend having sex. They’d caught a cab home because they were both totally wasted (that’s relevant later). My sister’s ex decided to use that opportunity to introduce her to D/s—mostly through dirty talk and degradation. My sister was really into it, but—being drunk—not very successful at returning the dirty talk. So what I heard was:

“Yeah, you’re my nasty, little whore, aren’t you?”
[Indecipherable response]
“That’s right. Be a good little whore for me.”
“Two ninety-nine!”
A pause, and then a shit ton of male laughter.

My sister still has no idea why her drunken brain decided “2.99” was the sexiest response she could possibly give in that moment, but boy, did it give us years of amusement.

 

[Chicago Ken]

I was hanging out with about a dozen friends, including a girl I had been kind of seeing. Another woman came up to me during a lull in the conversation and asked me, "How's it hanging?" Before I could respond, the woman I had been seeing been seeing said loudly, "large!"

 

[QuasiSemiDemiEsqueIsh]

Oh!

Also, I spent some time in another country, and someone asked me once if I'd had to buy a second plane ticket because of my bust size. That was a little awkward.

And I've had three different (male) bosses refer to my boobs as my "top shelf", twice in a company/department meeting.

 

[LupusDei]

My first boss wife was as a young tall lean blonde with curls over her arse, big round boobs and a tiny waist, or other words as typical bimbo as they come. Not being devout Christian (or so I was made to believe) she would have been a total slut; she had a bit of hard time to constrict herself as it was.

At the time I already had my ponytail, and I was wearing leather jacket and 'Matrix style' sunglasses a good bit before Matrix was a thing.

So once I was coming up from the workshop to check few things on my computer and leave for the day. Happened that she was sitting in our otherwise empty office waiting for her husband. We chatted a bit and she watched me putting on the jacket and the sunglasses quite intently, I already felt complimented by that alone. When I turned to nod her goodbye, she said in the sultriest voice I ever heard from her: "Hmm, you look dangerous John!"

That's not the end of the story. Few days after it was my boss who was watching me doing the same, but I would never noticed the special attention not for a matter-of-factly comment: "Hmm, John, you do look dangerous indeed."

I was first like "wtf?" but then thought "wow, had she talked about me indeed?"

 

[oneblueye]

hey...

Was standing on the corner waiting for the light to change and a car full of girls was going by and this one yelled at me, "Drop them Levi's- bitch!!!"
I was grabbing at my belt and yelling back, "A little help!!!"

 

[Jada59]

My ex told me that my pussy was really loose. No, it isn't. Weird thing is that I could only feel him inside of me when he was wearing a condom. When he didn't have one on, I couldn't feel a thing, yet I got pregnant.

The guy before him never wore a condom but I could always feel him inside of me.

I can work a slippery dildo in and out of myself with no hands. I know I'm not loose!

 

[A_Hockey_Guy]

I can work a slippery dildo in and out of myself with no hands. I know I'm not loose!

That's the kind of thing you should have put on your tombstone

 

[hex2112]

I was told by a guy I hooked up with that I sucked his cock better than any female he ever had. Made me proud.

 

[DarkStarWorshipper]

One girlfriend told me I had huge testicles. I've never thought of this as a particularly arousing part of the male anatomy, and she followed it up by remarking that it meant I was likely to cheat on her (?).

But she also said it like she was impressed.

 

[Jada59]

That's the kind of thing you should have put on your tombstone

Hehehe.

 

[Cindy69love]

I once had a stranger offer me money to buy my panties that I was wearing..... I sold them! The price was right.....lol

 

[LookingGlassLicker]

One girlfriend told me I had huge testicles. I've never thought of this as a particularly arousing part of the male anatomy, and she followed it up by remarking that it meant I was likely to cheat on her (?).

But she also said it like she was impressed.

No comment on the size of your testicles being an indication of a predilection to cheat but I did read that in ape species there's a reverse correlation between the size of testicles and how monogamous the relationships are. So (relative to their size) chimps have bigger balls than gorillas and humans, gorillas have smaller balls than humans and chimps, and humans are somewhere inbetween. Because chimps fuck each other all the time, no-one tries to steal a silverback's girl, and humans are vaguely loyal (in theory).

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well as far as creepy random strangers, of course the "I am an artist/model agent/movie producer/rock video talent scout, you have amazing eyes/lips/hair/cheek bones, let me paint, photograph, film you (while naked and I am screwing you of course) ", I think it is odd that they think people will fail for their crap. As for creepy random strangers offering money, of course the offers to pay for sex, for my panties a couple times, but also the offering money to buy locks of my hair, rub my feet, or buy my finger nail clippings. I will admit to selling to finger nail guy quite a few times. He was a regular customer where I waitressed and wasn't totally creeptastic, and well, I have to clip my fingernails sometimes. I never asked what he did with them as I figured out I was better off not knowing.

hum, Once, I flashed a semi for fun, because I do that sometimes, and he caught back up to us and held $1000 against his window with his cell number. That was kind of nice to get a high dollar offer and via a window while driving down the interstate, lol.

As for not creeptastic, back at the restaurant, there was also a girl who had the same name as me. We both had long brunette hair, we were both about 5ft7in, both about the same age, and both had these horrible last names that are long and unpronounceable. There was one main difference, she was extremely slender, and while I was thin, I was still quite curvy. Well, a guy walks over to the manager and asks "is Sarah working?", manager asks "which one?" and he sits for a minute, and finally comes up with saying, Sarah, while moving his hands in the shape of an hourglass and not Sarah, while moving his hands up and down parallel. And it stuck. Especially as Sarah and I became friends and hung out. People would tell stories, and be all "Sarah said this, and Sarah did that" while doing the hand motions to identify which Sarah. Basically no one who worked there said Sarah without the hand motion for the one they meant, including when talking to us lol. I'll take the hourglass figure as a compliment and it makes me laugh thinking back.

And just today, I was basically told it was great that I got fat again. My weight fluctuates. I am not good at moderation, I either eat all of the cake or none of the cake. Well my metabolism has slowed with age, so I get heavy, take off the weight, do it again, and again. A guy from another location, who I haven't seen in a while, was at my location today. I walk past, and he said "oh hey, it is so great to see your ass back again. when I came here last time, I was sad because I was like where did her ass go. So great to see it again" MmmHumm, I guess I will accept it in the spirit it was given.

 

[Corbie]

This woudn't count as odd, but definitely as the most unusual one I've had.

Years ago, I was at a strip club I went to semi-regularly. It was the lunch shift, and they had a great steak in a mushroom burgundy sauce that I loved. I had been seated right next to the stage and I was tipping the dancers as best I could. I was barely out of college then, and didn't have a lot of money.

One of them came and knelt down in front of me and caught my knee between her knees and held it tight. Then she said, "A lot of the girls talk about you in the backroom and wonder why you don't come in more often. We like you. You seem nice and aren't creepy."

I said, "I don't have a lot of money so I don't want to you to dance for me and not be tipped."

She smiled and said, "I'd dance for you with no tip." Then she blew me a kiss and rolled her hips and all and then slid away.

I was engaged at the time--we didn't wind up marrying--and was nervous about going in too often. I don't remember if I went back there again.