Damn, she Justa did it again. Still nothing to see.

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Your pink taco would've been a nice addition to lunch.

I agree, alas it never is.

Sexiest Mom at the party! the panties are cut but DAT ASS is so yummy Justa! ::

Well thanks. Actually, I think I might have been the sexiest mom at the party. I tried not to be, but the bar was set real low at this one. Actually I think i won sexiest chick on the beach.
Well, there was a chick (not part of the party) who was a total hottie in a littte bikini. But she looked about 16 or 17, and 30 seconds in to talking to her, it was obvious I was correct and she was indeed not an adult. Then she teamed up with me in water guns and splashing fights against a bunch of 6 year olds, and then she said the most shocking thing i heard all day. She asked how old my son was (who was showing no mercy with his water gun attack on her) then said "god, I am 12 and getting my ass kicked by a 6 year old". Damn. So yeah, I shall claim the sexiest chick at the redneck beach, because the kid is totally disqualified. I can tell you her parents are in for hell in a couple years though.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

So yeah i am back home. Actually had a really good time, though I kept gaining children.

Ok i am that mom who is in the water, throwing kids around, splash fights, water guns etc etc. So yeah somehow I keep gaining children as they want to play too. Did gain a dad for a bit. And a mom for a bit. And a babysittter for a bit. Babysitter was funny as she made lewd comments about this hot guy sitting on a bench.

Anyway, you want to see my grandma swimsuit.

Well here it is
http://i.imgur.com/gFPBwJ5m.jpg

I try to minimize the girls. I try.

http://i.imgur.com/whw4jbYm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/BFRPHKUm.jpg

And sneaky beach selfies

Yeah i total blurred others. Seems appropriate

http://i.imgur.com/wmJWRI4m.jpg

And there is my butt while i probably am yelling at my kid.

http://i.imgur.com/Kqxedmtm.jpg

I did forget to reapply my sunscreen and i am so going to regret that.

But see, i told y'all my swimsuits were not sexy.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

So yeah i am back home. Actually had a really good time, though I kept gaining children.

Ok i am that mom who is in the water, throwing kids around, splash fights, water guns etc etc. So yeah somehow I keep gaining children as they want to play too. Did gain a dad for a bit. And a mom for a bit. And a babysittter for a bit. Babysitter was funny as she made lewd comments about this hot guy sitting on a bench.

Anyway, you want to see my grandma swimsuit.

Well here it is
http://i.imgur.com/gFPBwJ5m.jpg

I try to minimize the girls. I try.

http://i.imgur.com/whw4jbYm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/BFRPHKUm.jpg

And sneaky beach selfies

Yeah i total blurred others. Seems appropriate

http://i.imgur.com/wmJWRI4m.jpg

And there is my butt while i probably am yelling at my kid.

http://i.imgur.com/Kqxedmtm.jpg

I did forget to reapply my sunscreen and i am so going to regret that.

But see, i told y'all my swimsuits were not sexy.

And here is what i think i will regret.

http://i.imgur.com/K5JWr1Xm.jpg

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I think it's hot!!!! Because it highlights your two best features your gorgeous legs and your glorious breasts

Well thanks. It is supposed to minimize boobs. And obviously cover the thighs and butt. I really don't think i can get much more coverage in a swimsuit. I will try though lol.

 

[kdunn762012]

You make damn near anything you wear very sexy Justa. Love the swimsuit. Also really perving the pics featuring you in your glasses.

 

[ratherabsurd1]

You are awesome

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You make damn near anything you wear very sexy Justa. Love the swimsuit. Also really perving the pics featuring you in your glasses.

Ah well thanks. I know most of y'all all are probably hoping for an itsy bitsy bikini but no, just no.

Also, in case anyone is wondering. I noticed i just used "y'all all". How does y'all all differ from y'all. Ok, you obviously know y'all is a contraction for you all. But y'all all is talking to you all but also implying individuality. So like if i see a group, and say y'all going to the ale house, one person will say yes or no, speaking for the group as to the majority. Maybe Tami is there too, and not going, but whatever. Now if I say all y'all or y'all all, that means every person, so the correct answer would be Tami saying she is not but the rest are.

Welcome to the south

You are awesome

Thank you.

 

[sdsioux]

Ah well thanks. I know most of y'all all are probably hoping for an itsy bitsy bikini but no, just no.

Also, in case anyone is wondering. I noticed i just used "y'all all". How does y'all all differ from y'all. Ok, you obviously know y'all is a contraction for you all. But y'all all is talking to you all but also implying individuality. So like if i see a group, and say y'all going to the ale house, one person will say yes or no, speaking for the group as to the majority. Maybe Tami is there too, and not going, but whatever. Now if I say all y'all or y'all all, that means every person, so the correct answer would be Tami saying she is not but the rest are.

Welcome to the south



Thank you.

It looked like a dress! Conservative is right. Loved the boob shot earlier.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

It looked like a dress! Conservative is right. Loved the boob shot earlier.

Yup, I wear grandma swim dresses. Have an assortment in every size, wear whichever my boobs manage to fit in.

And thank you.

 

[QSco]

That swimsuit is sexy as fuck. Had I been at the beach, you'd have gained this dad.

 

[Youneverknow81]

So I am hanging out at a beach (lake beach) for a birthday party (birthday boy is 6) and yeah, hanging on lit. Maybe later i will share my sexy grandma style swim suit but for now you can see me remove the thong.

http://i.imgur.com/nSvSVKvm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ZXvv1yGm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ik0pvQYm.jpg

Damn girlie. That side view.

 

[Youneverknow81]

So yeah i am back home. Actually had a really good time, though I kept gaining children.

Ok i am that mom who is in the water, throwing kids around, splash fights, water guns etc etc. So yeah somehow I keep gaining children as they want to play too. Did gain a dad for a bit. And a mom for a bit. And a babysittter for a bit. Babysitter was funny as she made lewd comments about this hot guy sitting on a bench.

Anyway, you want to see my grandma swimsuit.

Well here it is
http://i.imgur.com/gFPBwJ5m.jpg

I try to minimize the girls. I try.

http://i.imgur.com/whw4jbYm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/BFRPHKUm.jpg

And sneaky beach selfies

Yeah i total blurred others. Seems appropriate

http://i.imgur.com/wmJWRI4m.jpg

And there is my butt while i probably am yelling at my kid.

http://i.imgur.com/Kqxedmtm.jpg

I did forget to reapply my sunscreen and i am so going to regret that.

But see, i told y'all my swimsuits were not sexy.

Holy shit! This is exactly what I wanted :-D.

 

[draconus_infernus]

So yeah i am back home. Actually had a really good time, though I kept gaining children.

Ok i am that mom who is in the water, throwing kids around, splash fights, water guns etc etc. So yeah somehow I keep gaining children as they want to play too. Did gain a dad for a bit. And a mom for a bit. And a babysittter for a bit. Babysitter was funny as she made lewd comments about this hot guy sitting on a bench.

Anyway, you want to see my grandma swimsuit.

Well here it is
http://i.imgur.com/gFPBwJ5m.jpg

I try to minimize the girls. I try.

http://i.imgur.com/whw4jbYm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/BFRPHKUm.jpg

And sneaky beach selfies

Yeah i total blurred others. Seems appropriate

http://i.imgur.com/wmJWRI4m.jpg

And there is my butt while i probably am yelling at my kid.

http://i.imgur.com/Kqxedmtm.jpg

I did forget to reapply my sunscreen and i am so going to regret that.

But see, i told y'all my swimsuits were not sexy.

I like the swimsuit. I think it looks classy!

 

[thinkingofyou3000]

So I am hanging out at a beach (lake beach) for a birthday party (birthday boy is 6) and yeah, hanging on lit. Maybe later i will share my sexy grandma style swim suit but for now you can see me remove the thong.

http://i.imgur.com/nSvSVKvm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ZXvv1yGm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ik0pvQYm.jpg

wow! Ive always loved seeing you "hanging out", whether its your gorgeous boobs or that nice ass...you hang out so well!

 

[wilderness]

You’re the hot and fun mom! How come there was no fear of gators? Ouch! Hope the burn doesn’t sting to bad. Have hubby rub you with aloe. Did your chest burn, as well? I’d rub some on there too, just to be safe.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

That swimsuit is sexy as fuck. Had I been at the beach, you'd have gained this dad.

Well thank you. Hopefully you like active water play. You'd have to keep up with me

Damn girlie. That side view.

Thank you.

Holy shit! This is exactly what I wanted :-D.

Glad you enjoyed.

I like the swimsuit. I think it looks classy!

Thank you. I can be all modest and shit.

wow! Ive always loved seeing you "hanging out", whether its your gorgeous boobs or that nice ass...you hang out so well!

Thanks. I do like when i get to hang out without purpose and such.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You’re the hot and fun mom! How come there was no fear of gators? Ouch! Hope the burn doesn’t sting to bad. Have hubby rub you with aloe. Did your chest burn, as well? I’d rub some on there too, just to be safe.

Thanks. I try.

Gators, well ok. Attacks are super rare. 1st, they don't like people by nature. Next, they are most likely to feed at dusk. And finally aggessive moms make their nests in areas with foliage. The lakes we swim at have areas that have been stripped and are regularly. So the gators and snakes primarily stay out of the stripped area. My lake (this one was not it but similar set up) a dock that separates an area. Everything inside the docked area is stripped. During the day i have never seen a gator. Sit on the dock at night and look to the uncleared side, oh yeah, you see them.

So basically look for low amout of vegetation and only during the day only and you will be fine. If someone is still nervous, wear a life vest. There isn't much data as attacks are so rare, but no one attached in a life jacket has ever died or suffered life altering injuries. Alligators drown their large prey, hide it, wait for it to rot, then eat it. They don't really have good chewing teeth. The life jacket pisses them off because they can't properly drown the prey, thus after 2 or 3 tries, they give up. You will have a lot of puncture wounds, and need treatment, but assuming you aren't alone and without a phone, you will survive. If you have to walk a mile then drive for help, blood loss becomes a challange but if you can get out, stay still, and slow bleeding while waiting for help, you will recover.

And yes my chest burned too, but not as bad.
http://i.imgur.com/Ol215IAm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Cryxp1um.jpg

 

[draconus_infernus]

Thanks. I try.

Gators, well ok. Attacks are super rare. 1st, they don't like people by nature. Next, they are most likely to feed at dusk. And finally aggessive moms make their nests in areas with foliage. The lakes we swim at have areas that have been stripped and are regularly. So the gators and snakes primarily stay out of the stripped area. My lake (this one was not it but similar set up) a dock that separates an area. Everything inside the docked area is stripped. During the day i have never seen a gator. Sit on the dock at night and look to the uncleared side, oh yeah, you see them.

So basically look for low amout of vegetation and only during the day only and you will be fine. If someone is still nervous, wear a life vest. There isn't much data as attacks are so rare, but no one attached in a life jacket has ever died or suffered life altering injuries. Alligators drown their large prey, hide it, wait for it to rot, then eat it. They don't really have good chewing teeth. The life jacket pisses them off because they can't properly drown the prey, thus after 2 or 3 tries, they give up. You will have a lot of puncture wounds, and need treatment, but assuming you aren't alone and without a phone, you will survive. If you have to walk a mile then drive for help, blood loss becomes a challange but if you can get out, stay still, and slow bleeding while waiting for help, you will recover.

And yes my chest burned too, but not as bad.
http://i.imgur.com/Ol215IAm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Cryxp1um.jpg

At least the burn isn’t too bad. It may result in titty tan lines

 

[jc1213]

Thanks. I try.

Gators, well ok. Attacks are super rare. 1st, they don't like people by nature. Next, they are most likely to feed at dusk. And finally aggessive moms make their nests in areas with foliage. The lakes we swim at have areas that have been stripped and are regularly. So the gators and snakes primarily stay out of the stripped area. My lake (this one was not it but similar set up) a dock that separates an area. Everything inside the docked area is stripped. During the day i have never seen a gator. Sit on the dock at night and look to the uncleared side, oh yeah, you see them.

So basically look for low amout of vegetation and only during the day only and you will be fine. If someone is still nervous, wear a life vest. There isn't much data as attacks are so rare, but no one attached in a life jacket has ever died or suffered life altering injuries. Alligators drown their large prey, hide it, wait for it to rot, then eat it. They don't really have good chewing teeth. The life jacket pisses them off because they can't properly drown the prey, thus after 2 or 3 tries, they give up. You will have a lot of puncture wounds, and need treatment, but assuming you aren't alone and without a phone, you will survive. If you have to walk a mile then drive for help, blood loss becomes a challange but if you can get out, stay still, and slow bleeding while waiting for help, you will recover.

And yes my chest burned too, but not as bad.
http://i.imgur.com/Ol215IAm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Cryxp1um.jpg

I still wouldn't want to be near anywhere where gators might be. On a different note, those boobs definitely need a lot of lotion rubbed into them.

 

[Naughtyboy31]

http://i.imgur.com/Kqxedmtm.jpg

That's like a swimsuit upskirt. Mmmm. Yummy.

 

[wickedpanda]

Thanks. I try.

Gators, well ok. Attacks are super rare. 1st, they don't like people by nature. Next, they are most likely to feed at dusk. And finally aggessive moms make their nests in areas with foliage. The lakes we swim at have areas that have been stripped and are regularly. So the gators and snakes primarily stay out of the stripped area. My lake (this one was not it but similar set up) a dock that separates an area. Everything inside the docked area is stripped. During the day i have never seen a gator. Sit on the dock at night and look to the uncleared side, oh yeah, you see them.

So basically look for low amout of vegetation and only during the day only and you will be fine. If someone is still nervous, wear a life vest. There isn't much data as attacks are so rare, but no one attached in a life jacket has ever died or suffered life altering injuries. Alligators drown their large prey, hide it, wait for it to rot, then eat it. They don't really have good chewing teeth. The life jacket pisses them off because they can't properly drown the prey, thus after 2 or 3 tries, they give up. You will have a lot of puncture wounds, and need treatment, but assuming you aren't alone and without a phone, you will survive. If you have to walk a mile then drive for help, blood loss becomes a challange but if you can get out, stay still, and slow bleeding while waiting for help, you will recover.

And yes my chest burned too, but not as bad.
http://i.imgur.com/Ol215IAm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Cryxp1um.jpg

I'm here to see the sexy girl Justa and how she makes any rag look sexy, sorry about the sun burn hope you and the girls will be ok!

You even made a sun burn look hot, what too soon for a pun?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

At least the burn isn’t too bad. It may result in titty tan lines

Yeah, it doesn't hurt actually. I was worried it might. To be honest I have almost no experience with sunburns. I once had a sunburn on ny legs that hurt (first time down south) and once on my scalp that hurt (first time in cornrows) really i rarely burn. Thinking back I think I forgot sunblock in myself. I wear face sunscreen everyday and did yesterday. I sprayed kid right before i got dressed, and ment to spray myself, but thinking back, i don't remember doing it, and i would half had to put effort into the back to avoid ny hair. So not that I forgot to reapply, I forgot to apply lol.

I still wouldn't want to be near anywhere where gators might be. On a different note, those boobs definitely need a lot of lotion rubbed into them.

Lol, you just don't trust the gators huh.

They don't not need it

That's like a swimsuit upskirt. Mmmm. Yummy.

And there is a plus, if I didnt go to the beach like and old lady, there would be no upskirt.

I'm here to see the sexy girl Justa and how she makes any rag look sexy, sorry about the sun burn hope you and the girls will be ok!

You even made a sun burn look hot, what too soon for a pun?

Aw thanks, maybe someday i will wear rags. and no worries, it doesn't hurt.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well happy sunday. I repainted my nails so today's pictures will feature my nails.
the theme is porcelain. even used my old S4 as my phone can't take pictures of my nails lol

http://i.imgur.com/R8WsKk7m.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/kgoUhLWm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/mo8kPESm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/UA1RCeym.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/IwOQ1Hem.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/eouQshPm.jpg

 

[Naughtyboy31]

http://i.imgur.com/eouQshPm.jpg

Hmm. Looks like a slight wet spot...

 

[kdunn762012]

Pardon me while I exclaim, fuck those pics pics are hot!!