The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVIII : In Praise of Older Yoga Pants

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Believe me......this is WORTH the banning I will get.

Obviously, dipshit.
 
Dogsitting a 2 year old golden doodle. She’s a sweet thing but I swear she’s got some hearing impairment. She barks unnecessarily and for odd reasons. Oh well. She’s wearing my old girl out with her endless energy.
 
guessing thats a No

Women want to be the centre of attention, but you get all pouty if I don't stay online to see if you reply. I see...

In answer to your question. Fairytales. Fucking fairytales. I banned them from my children's upbringing.
We repeatedly tell little girls that the way to secure happily ever after is to be pretty enough that your prince wants to marry you and turn you into a princess.

Men love to be centre of attention and get presents too.
 
Women want to be the centre of attention, but you get all pouty if I don't stay online to see if you reply. I see...

In answer to your question. Fairytales. Fucking fairytales. I banned them from my children's upbringing.
We repeatedly tell little girls that the way to secure happily ever after is to be pretty enough that your prince wants to marry you and turn you into a princess.

Men love to be centre of attention
and get presents too.

And often get moody if they aren't.
 
The bodybuilding toyboy with the huge cock© has a dream wedding. He's had his dream wedding planned out in his mind for years. I suspect this isn't unique, but that it's not something admitted publicly.

He's never going to get it, and I don't feel bad.
 
The bodybuilding toyboy with the huge cock© has a dream wedding. He's had his dream wedding planned out in his mind for years. I suspect this isn't unique, but that it's not something admitted publicly.

Really?
 

Seriously.

One time he got very drunk and lamented that he daren't propose because I'd probably dump him. Apparently, when it comes to marriage, I have opinions.

I do make puking noises when I see wedding dresses. And he may have suffered through more than one "shackled to a man" lecture.
 
Seriously.

One time he got very drunk and lamented that he daren't propose because I'd probably dump him. Apparently, when it comes to marriage, I have opinions.

I do make puking noises when I see wedding dresses. And he may have suffered through more than one "shackled to a man" lecture.

I see too many people go into debt for weddings. There's no need for that shit.
 
Seriously.

One time he got very drunk and lamented that he daren't propose because I'd probably dump him. Apparently, when it comes to marriage, I have opinions.

I do make puking noises when I see wedding dresses. And he may have suffered through more than one "shackled to a man" lecture.


One day he’ll meet someone younger and prettier at the gym; she’ll want a big wedding and children.
 
Wednesday. After the last couple days it feels like it should be a Thursday.
 
Seriously.

One time he got very drunk and lamented that he daren't propose because I'd probably dump him. Apparently, when it comes to marriage, I have opinions.

I do make puking noises when I see wedding dresses. And he may have suffered through more than one "shackled to a man" lecture.


You wouldn't dump him...you may spank him and send him to his room but you seem to be too hooked on the huge cock to ever dump him.:D:D
 
Having a wednesday off sorta sucks. WTF you do on a wednesday?
So far I've jerked off, been on a few sites, did some laundry and had half an avacado.
I need a nap.
 
I've been sick for a week and finally took yesterday off. Good thing, I sweated the demons out and feel almost human today.
 
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