The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVIII : In Praise of Older Yoga Pants

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Yay!

It is much easier to choose a house near DC than close the deal on one. Definitely a seller's market.

She's had two deals fall through, due to issues in the buyer's chain. We're good to go. Closing the deal should be easy. Hopefully.
 
Being all health aware, I bought the low sodium V-8. Blood pressure and whatnot. It tastes like piss.
 
My eldest, all of 5'2", looks about 15, is the salon manager. This leads to some interesting interactions, which she messages to me during the day. I realised just now, I have tall privilege! I'm above average, broad shouldered, and so have never had anywhere near the amount of shit she gets.

Dear shortarses,
I acknowledge your struggles.
Yours Sincerely,
Someone who can reach the top shelf.
 


These goddamned wedding websites are very shrewd and are a colossal racket.


They end up getting a cut of the hotel charge and all the wedding presents. They make a killing.


Fuck 'em. I'll do everything in my power to avoid buying anything off Amazon.

 
Actually, most of you have been here long enough to start posting pics of your daughters instead of your wives.

Let's go! Starting with "Dolf"'s daughter.
 


These goddamned wedding websites are very shrewd and are a colossal racket.


They end up getting a cut of the hotel charge and all the wedding presents. They make a killing.


Fuck 'em. I'll do everything in my power to avoid buying anything off Amazon.


Weddings are a scam all round. I've never understood the appeal.
 
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