Damn, she Justa did it again. Still nothing to see.

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Conveniently enough, I ran across one while hiking a couple weeks ago. Here ya go.

https://imgur.com/gallery/8VP9BTW

One of the things i miss about Pennsylvania. We dont get chipmunks in Florida. Also missed is Sheetz and Shady Maple.

 

[Paradox053]

One of the things i miss about Pennsylvania. We dont get chipmunks in Florida. Also missed is Sheetz and Shady Maple.

That's surprising you don't have them there. Glad I could help.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Reading thru this, I just wonder if these bra manufacturers use some sort of computer aided design package to engineer bras that fit well, provide support and don't break down easily under normal wear.

Yes, many do. The issue for them to overcome, even in just the same sizing, there is much more. Wide versus deep cups, bottom or top full, wide versus narrow gore, gore and wing height. And that is just within the same size not even factoring in structural integrity. There really are bra engineers that use tools such as cad, instron testing, and proprietary software.

That's surprising you don't have them there. Glad I could help.

They live in burrows, so the wet and sandy ground of florida just doesn't work.

 

[Paradox053]

They live in burrows, so the wet and sandy ground of florida just doesn't work.

Ahh. Makes sense. Man, not only do you have massive tits, you're really intelligent. 10/9 do want.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Ahh. Makes sense. Man, not only do you have massive tits, you're really intelligent. 10/9 do want.

Well thanks, but shush. Once people know, I somehow end up with more work, or drunk people calling me in the middle of the night to ask me pointless questions. At least the internet has helped with that, but the work thing, it is rough.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I like the red one with the tiny Black bow between the cups it makes your glorious!!! breasts look even More Glorious!!!!

Thank you. It matches my mom panties well enough too. That was my favorite, just not sure if it is smooth enough to wear under clothes. We shall see.

 

[Youneverknow81]

Yeah i assumed volume to be about 3000ccs and 5.5 lbs last time i thought about it, but when i weighed, i had 6.5 to 7lbs. I think the correct answer is now about 3500 to 3700ccs and 7.5lbs give or take. And never considered water displacement as a way to attempt. I went with volume of a hemisphere based on cup measurement.

And unfortunately they are bottom heavy, more at more every year. Fucking gravity lol.



Never

Displacement for sure, we’re working on practice not theory here. We need answers not estimation ;-).

Gravity might be having effect, how could it not, but changing the shape slightly over time still had to have the mass there to change. I still am enamored with how your areola just don’t stand a chance against all that boob!

 

[Paradox053]

Well thanks, but shush. Once people know, I somehow end up with more work, or drunk people calling me in the middle of the night to ask me pointless questions. At least the internet has helped with that, but the work thing, it is rough.

Well, that is very rude of them. Just let me know if you ever need help hiding the bodies, I got you. And fine, but I'll only shush if you give me something else to do with my mouth.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Displacement for sure, we’re working on practice not theory here. We need answers not estimation ;-).

Gravity might be having effect, how could it not, but changing the shape slightly over time still had to have the mass there to change. I still am enamored with how your areola just don’t stand a chance against all that boob!

Lol, those important questions in life. My poor overpowered areola, they try though, maybe, I think.

Well, that is very rude of them. Just let me know if you ever need help hiding the bodies, I got you. And fine, but I'll only shush if you give me something else to do with my mouth.

Isn't it. Those bastards. I'm good with bodies, remember when I did calculations based on the neighbors pig farm.

And I understand the shushing issue, it is about the same for me.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

so happy saturday.

today we have me trying on bras to find my current bra size. yippie.


ok, the first is from china, 2xl. oh China. have to include the model for that one, as I like to do that with Chinese stuff. ok this was just a free thing that I thought would be fucking hilarious. it is pretty funny, but not as funny as I expected.

http://i.imgur.com/6IPaguIl.jpg

next up, a t-shirt bra. ok I thought my size would be a US 36M/UK 36J. Now they don't really make t-shirt bras in that cup size, so I tried sister sized, but again no go, so I gave US 38K/ UK 38H the college try.

yeah, seems tight.
http://i.imgur.com/gsk5LUnm.jpg

ok, well lets try the push up that I did the same thing with for the same reason

well they sure are up there. a little small, but tolerable if wearing something I could use a push up for, which like never happens lol.

http://i.imgur.com/gqCs6CAm.jpg


so next up, the comfort bra in the size I think I will likely wear, 36J UK/ 36M US

well fuck, still a little tight.

http://i.imgur.com/ppfRiAsm.jpg


Ok, well lets try a different bra in the 36J/36M

Well fuckity fuck
http://i.imgur.com/96nIEwZm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/GWyDb7Gm.jpg


of course I knew this could happen, so lets go up one more
36JJ/36N

http://i.imgur.com/ieb7fZ0m.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/VpkFtMsm.jpg

what the fuck is this weird shit I got going on at the seam. I mean how could this be too small. 36N, that is fucking huge, right?

ok, ok, lets try another 36JJ/36N

http://i.imgur.com/pAd3Mv0m.jpg

ok, that is looking real close, but maybe a size up.

now here is the issue, UK pretty much stops at K. which means I can go one size larger than this (which would be a 36O) or up the band to what would be a 38O

how, how can it be possible that I have not only exceeded the limit of American sizes, but I have hit the limit of UK.


I swear to god, my tits are not near that big. I mean yeah they are big, but that is like huge. They are not that big. They just aren't

Anyway, I decide to browse bras that I normally avoid due to all the conversions, translations, and terms I am not familiar with, and that would be Polish bras. They have the biggest size options, but it is metric, whatever the hell the polish dollar is, and bra style terms that mean nothing to me. Anyway, I should probably look, so I hope my ass over to ewa michalak, the last refuge of big boobs.

Plus side, $200 polish Zl is only like $50 american dollars. down side, I used their bra calculator. I measured how they said I should, converted it to centimeters, entered it, and they recommend an 85KK. That is a 38P in America, 38KK in the UK. P!. no fucking way, it just isn't possible. checked my measurements, check my inch to centimeter conversion, and it is still the same answer

there is just no way. that would mean I went up 3 to 4 cup sizes in the past two years. no, just no. one, maybe two, sure. but no.

Fuck, That would put me 1 inch smaller than Shelia Hershey, who has had like 20 breast enlargement surgeries to the tune of $250,000.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/mattcherette/20-gifs-of-the-woman-addicted-to-her-gigantic-38kk

took a typical woman 20 enlargements to get to a 38KKK, there is no way I can be a 38KK

I mean her tits are like way bigger than mine, right?


And that is how I spend my saturday afternoon.

How did y'all spend yours (besides perving on lit and giggling at my bra problems, and now probably looking up more of Shelia)?

I have studied this post extensively. I did not do so for my own enjoyment. I did it for Science! Its not like I'm a perv or anything. Okay I am a perv, but this was for Science-with-a-capital-S.

I think you need to consult his well-known scientific paper from 1969:

https://aapt.scitation.org/doi/10.1119/1.1975976

A more accessible form:

https://www.amazon.ca/Stress-Analysis-Strapless-Evening-Gown/dp/0138526087

(I used to have a copy, long lost now, handed out by my High School drafting teacher. This plus Wylie Coyote is why I am an Engineer)

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I have studied this post extensively. I did not do so for my own enjoyment. I did it for Science! Its not like I'm a perv or anything. Okay I am a perv, but this was for Science-with-a-capital-S.

I think you need to consult his well-known scientific paper from 1969:

https://aapt.scitation.org/doi/10.1119/1.1975976

A more accessible form:

https://www.amazon.ca/Stress-Analysis-Strapless-Evening-Gown/dp/0138526087

(I used to have a copy, long lost now, handed out by my High School drafting teacher. This plus Wylie Coyote is why I am an Engineer)

Well everyone who reads my thread, does so for science. The rest just scroll to find the pictures.

And now i am imagining Wile e in a strapless gown.

And on a pointless note that no one cares about, when my son was one, I used to put on roadrunner cartoons, because not only did he get all excited and love beep beeping with the roadrunner, but every time Wile e got hurt, my son would say "oh no, coyote fell down". So watching it was pretty much a constant concert of "beep beep" and "oh no, coyote fell down". It made me laugh.

 

[quickshadow]

Well thank you. I like to think that I totally rock my mom panties.

That you do. Look forward to seeing more mom panties on you (or off, your choice) soon. You have a great mom bod.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

That you do. Look forward to seeing more mom panties on you (or off, your choice) soon. You have a great mom bod.

Well thank you. I am quite sure there will be mom panties in the near future

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Happy Sunday

So, i am looking at my phone and I have no new pictures. I have video though. I am hoping to dress in something sexy tonight anyway, so thinking movie today and stills tomorrow.

Anyone care to help me narrow down what I post?

First genre is boobies. In that category, we have shower boobies, bouncing boobies, or jiggling boobies.

Next we have badly filmed raunch. In that category is shower finger play, or work finger play but you also get to see my face and hear me say a few words (but the words aren't to thread viewers. See, sometimes I perv on the authors of lit. Not like it is totally unsolicited, I mean they have spoken with me before so they know there is a risk of raunch or perv in my messages. They could speak up if they were disturbed by it. Point is, I can crop a video so no one will know who I was talking to) or we can do badly filmed higher raunch level with a couple of toys and such.

So what are the participating litsters in the mood for today, boobies or raunch? And any preference to the type in the chosen category?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Happy Sunday

So, i am looking at my phone and I have no new pictures. I have video though. I am hoping to dress in something sexy tonight anyway, so thinking movie today and stills tomorrow.

Anyone care to help me narrow down what I post?

First genre is boobies. In that category, we have shower boobies, bouncing boobies, or jiggling boobies.

Next we have badly filmed raunch. In that category is shower finger play, or work finger play but you also get to see my face and hear me say a few words (but the words aren't to thread viewers. See, sometimes I perv on the authors of lit. Not like it is totally unsolicited, I mean they have spoken with me before so they know there is a risk of raunch or perv in my messages. They could speak up if they were disturbed by it. Point is, I can crop a video so no one will know who I was talking to) or we can do badly filmed higher raunch level with a couple of toys and such.

So what are the participating litsters in the mood for today, boobies or raunch? And any preference to the type in the chosen category?

When it is you all categories are arousing! I am leaning heavily towards raunch though And I think that China bra would be great to see during play

 

[ratherabsurd1]

Happy Sunday

So, i am looking at my phone and I have no new pictures. I have video though. I am hoping to dress in something sexy tonight anyway, so thinking movie today and stills tomorrow.

Anyone care to help me narrow down what I post?

First genre is boobies. In that category, we have shower boobies, bouncing boobies, or jiggling boobies.

Next we have badly filmed raunch. In that category is shower finger play, or work finger play but you also get to see my face and hear me say a few words (but the words aren't to thread viewers. See, sometimes I perv on the authors of lit. Not like it is totally unsolicited, I mean they have spoken with me before so they know there is a risk of raunch or perv in my messages. They could speak up if they were disturbed by it. Point is, I can crop a video so no one will know who I was talking to) or we can do badly filmed higher raunch level with a couple of toys and such.

So what are the participating litsters in the mood for today, boobies or raunch? And any preference to the type in the chosen category?

I love anything with your smile, and yes I do realize I am no help .

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

When it is you all categories are arousing! I am leaning heavily towards raunch though And I think that China bra would be great to see during play

Thanks. So a vote for raunch. And maybe someday china bra

I love anything with your smile, and yes I do realize I am no help .

Well, I will keep that in mind. I don't do a ton of face video. See in stills, I can hold a specific angle and structure, and try to look all hot. Once i start talking and moving, i just make overly animated dorky faces to go with whatever drivel that i am spewing. But i will put you down for smile, which is the low level work raunch.

 

[kdunn762012]

Going to have to vote raunch. I like you dirty what can I say.

 

[ratherabsurd1]

Thanks. So a vote for raunch. And maybe someday china bra


Well, I will keep that in mind. I don't do a ton of face video. See in stills, I can hold a specific angle and structure, and try to look all hot. Once i start talking and moving, i just make overly animated dorky faces to go with whatever drivel that i am spewing. But i will put you down for smile, which is the low level work raunch.

You are too funny I like silly dorky because I am silly dorky

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Going to have to vote raunch. I like you dirty what can I say.

Well raunch is popular apparently, so thst narrows it down to like 5 clips this week lol.

You are too funny I like silly dorky because I am silly dorky

Well thanks. Yeah, it is hard to conceal it for long, isn't it.

 

[kdunn762012]

Five, what a nice odd number.

 

[ratherabsurd1]

Well thanks. Yeah, it is hard to conceal it for long, isn't it.[/QUOTE]
That was the highest compliment . It makes you more than awesome

 

[lance9167]

Happy Sunday

So, i am looking at my phone and I have no new pictures. I have video though. I am hoping to dress in something sexy tonight anyway, so thinking movie today and stills tomorrow.

Anyone care to help me narrow down what I post?

First genre is boobies. In that category, we have shower boobies, bouncing boobies, or jiggling boobies.

Next we have badly filmed raunch. In that category is shower finger play, or work finger play but you also get to see my face and hear me say a few words (but the words aren't to thread viewers. See, sometimes I perv on the authors of lit. Not like it is totally unsolicited, I mean they have spoken with me before so they know there is a risk of raunch or perv in my messages. They could speak up if they were disturbed by it. Point is, I can crop a video so no one will know who I was talking to) or we can do badly filmed higher raunch level with a couple of toys and such.

So what are the participating litsters in the mood for today, boobies or raunch? And any preference to the type in the chosen category?

I do like moving pictures, but from what I gather after being here all of 5 minutes, your breasts are not something to miss. So I would vote for the videos, of your choice.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Five, what a nice odd number.

Yeah, ive been busy i guess.

That was the highest compliment . It makes you more than awesome

Aw thank you.

I do like moving pictures, but from what I gather after being here all of 5 minutes, your breasts are not something to miss. So I would vote for the videos, of your choice.

Sounds like a boob clip vote.

Boobies please

And another boob clip vote.

Well this doesnt help, 2 for raunch, 2 for boobs, and one for smile.

 

[kdunn762012]

I'll gladly have a look at you getting busy raunchily. I can break any tie.