Damn, she Justa did it again. Still nothing to see.

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

mask up your beauty .. awwww

Masks can be fun from time to time. And some masquerade masks are really pretty.

 

[ratherabsurd1]

Masks can be fun from time to time. And some masquerade masks are really pretty.

I love masks and I think you could make an awesome an magical one that would accentuate your beauty.. I agreee. I look best in a mask

 

[wickedpanda]

I'm a push over for push up bra's or no bra's

Hot Damn a sexy Fashion show with a curvy woman not starved girls with boy like bodies.

And yes you had me at fishnets ::

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

so happy saturday.

today we have me trying on bras to find my current bra size. yippie.


ok, the first is from china, 2xl. oh China. have to include the model for that one, as I like to do that with Chinese stuff. ok this was just a free thing that I thought would be fucking hilarious. it is pretty funny, but not as funny as I expected.

http://i.imgur.com/6IPaguIl.jpg

next up, a t-shirt bra. ok I thought my size would be a US 36M/UK 36J. Now they don't really make t-shirt bras in that cup size, so I tried sister sized, but again no go, so I gave US 38K/ UK 38H the college try.

yeah, seems tight.
http://i.imgur.com/gsk5LUnm.jpg

ok, well lets try the push up that I did the same thing with for the same reason

well they sure are up there. a little small, but tolerable if wearing something I could use a push up for, which like never happens lol.

http://i.imgur.com/gqCs6CAm.jpg


so next up, the comfort bra in the size I think I will likely wear, 36J UK/ 36M US

well fuck, still a little tight.

http://i.imgur.com/ppfRiAsm.jpg


Ok, well lets try a different bra in the 36J/36M

Well fuckity fuck
http://i.imgur.com/96nIEwZm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/GWyDb7Gm.jpg


of course I knew this could happen, so lets go up one more
36JJ/36N

http://i.imgur.com/ieb7fZ0m.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/VpkFtMsm.jpg

what the fuck is this weird shit I got going on at the seam. I mean how could this be too small. 36N, that is fucking huge, right?

ok, ok, lets try another 36JJ/36N

http://i.imgur.com/pAd3Mv0m.jpg

ok, that is looking real close, but maybe a size up.

now here is the issue, UK pretty much stops at K. which means I can go one size larger than this (which would be a 36O) or up the band to what would be a 38O

how, how can it be possible that I have not only exceeded the limit of American sizes, but I have hit the limit of UK.


I swear to god, my tits are not near that big. I mean yeah they are big, but that is like huge. They are not that big. They just aren't

Anyway, I decide to browse bras that I normally avoid due to all the conversions, translations, and terms I am not familiar with, and that would be Polish bras. They have the biggest size options, but it is metric, whatever the hell the polish dollar is, and bra style terms that mean nothing to me. Anyway, I should probably look, so I hope my ass over to ewa michalak, the last refuge of big boobs.

Plus side, $200 polish Zl is only like $50 american dollars. down side, I used their bra calculator. I measured how they said I should, converted it to centimeters, entered it, and they recommend an 85KK. That is a 38P in America, 38KK in the UK. P!. no fucking way, it just isn't possible. checked my measurements, check my inch to centimeter conversion, and it is still the same answer

there is just no way. that would mean I went up 3 to 4 cup sizes in the past two years. no, just no. one, maybe two, sure. but no.

Fuck, That would put me 1 inch smaller than Shelia Hershey, who has had like 20 breast enlargement surgeries to the tune of $250,000.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/mattcherette/20-gifs-of-the-woman-addicted-to-her-gigantic-38kk

took a typical woman 20 enlargements to get to a 38KKK, there is no way I can be a 38KK

I mean her tits are like way bigger than mine, right?


And that is how I spend my saturday afternoon.

How did y'all spend yours (besides perving on lit and giggling at my bra problems, and now probably looking up more of Shelia)?

 

[busty_cpl_fun]

I highly suggest visiting this site and using their guide to find your size. I used it to find mine and then went and got professionally fitted from a high end bra shop and it was the same size. I only use UK sizes because they're consistent.

Btw, you're gorgeous.

~n

 

[Paradox053]

so happy saturday.

today we have me trying on bras to find my current bra size. yippie.


ok, the first is from china, 2xl. oh China. have to include the model for that one, as I like to do that with Chinese stuff. ok this was just a free thing that I thought would be fucking hilarious. it is pretty funny, but not as funny as I expected.

http://i.imgur.com/6IPaguIl.jpg

next up, a t-shirt bra. ok I thought my size would be a US 36M/UK 36J. Now they don't really make t-shirt bras in that cup size, so I tried sister sized, but again no go, so I gave US 38K/ UK 38H the college try.

yeah, seems tight.
http://i.imgur.com/gsk5LUnm.jpg

ok, well lets try the push up that I did the same thing with for the same reason

well they sure are up there. a little small, but tolerable if wearing something I could use a push up for, which like never happens lol.

http://i.imgur.com/gqCs6CAm.jpg


so next up, the comfort bra in the size I think I will likely wear, 36J UK/ 36M US

well fuck, still a little tight.

http://i.imgur.com/ppfRiAsm.jpg


Ok, well lets try a different bra in the 36J/36M

Well fuckity fuck
http://i.imgur.com/96nIEwZm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/GWyDb7Gm.jpg


of course I knew this could happen, so lets go up one more
36JJ/36N

http://i.imgur.com/ieb7fZ0m.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/VpkFtMsm.jpg

what the fuck is this weird shit I got going on at the seam. I mean how could this be too small. 36N, that is fucking huge, right?

ok, ok, lets try another 36JJ/36N

http://i.imgur.com/pAd3Mv0m.jpg

ok, that is looking real close, but maybe a size up.

now here is the issue, UK pretty much stops at K. which means I can go one size larger than this (which would be a 36O) or up the band to what would be a 38O

how, how can it be possible that I have not only exceeded the limit of American sizes, but I have hit the limit of UK.


I swear to god, my tits are not near that big. I mean yeah they are big, but that is like huge. They are not that big. They just aren't

Anyway, I decide to browse bras that I normally avoid due to all the conversions, translations, and terms I am not familiar with, and that would be Polish bras. They have the biggest size options, but it is metric, whatever the hell the polish dollar is, and bra style terms that mean nothing to me. Anyway, I should probably look, so I hope my ass over to ewa michalak, the last refuge of big boobs.

Plus side, $200 polish Zl is only like $50 american dollars. down side, I used their bra calculator. I measured how they said I should, converted it to centimeters, entered it, and they recommend an 85KK. That is a 38P in America, 38KK in the UK. P!. no fucking way, it just isn't possible. checked my measurements, check my inch to centimeter conversion, and it is still the same answer

there is just no way. that would mean I went up 3 to 4 cup sizes in the past two years. no, just no. one, maybe two, sure. but no.

Fuck, That would put me 1 inch smaller than Shelia Hershey, who has had like 20 breast enlargement surgeries to the tune of $250,000.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/mattcherette/20-gifs-of-the-woman-addicted-to-her-gigantic-38kk

took a typical woman 20 enlargements to get to a 38KKK, there is no way I can be a 38KK

I mean her tits are like way bigger than mine, right?


And that is how I spend my saturday afternoon.

How did y'all spend yours (besides perving on lit and giggling at my bra problems, and now probably looking up more of Shelia)?

OK, I won't lie, this is funny as fuck. I am enjoying this, in more than one way. Your chest is defying all efforts to contain it. I spent mine not going on the mini-roadtrip I said I would today. Tomorrow, I swear!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I love masks and I think you could make an awesome an magical one that would accentuate your beauty.. I agreee. I look best in a mask

Now I want to buy a pretty mask, and lol

I'm a push over for push up bra's or no bra's

Hot Damn a sexy Fashion show with a curvy woman not starved girls with boy like bodies.

And yes you had me at fishnets ::

well I might postpone to tomorrow night, we are getting a new bunk trundle bed to assemble soon and it is a holiday weekend so we all have monday off. We shall see.

 

[sdsioux]

Enjoyed the post a lot. Your tits are big but not that huge like Sheila H. We all love you.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

so happy saturday.

today we have me trying on bras to find my current bra size. yippie.


ok, the first is from china, 2xl. oh China. have to include the model for that one, as I like to do that with Chinese stuff. ok this was just a free thing that I thought would be fucking hilarious. it is pretty funny, but not as funny as I expected.

http://i.imgur.com/6IPaguIl.jpg

next up, a t-shirt bra. ok I thought my size would be a US 36M/UK 36J. Now they don't really make t-shirt bras in that cup size, so I tried sister sized, but again no go, so I gave US 38K/ UK 38H the college try.

yeah, seems tight.
http://i.imgur.com/gsk5LUnm.jpg

ok, well lets try the push up that I did the same thing with for the same reason

well they sure are up there. a little small, but tolerable if wearing something I could use a push up for, which like never happens lol.

http://i.imgur.com/gqCs6CAm.jpg


so next up, the comfort bra in the size I think I will likely wear, 36J UK/ 36M US

well fuck, still a little tight.

http://i.imgur.com/ppfRiAsm.jpg


Ok, well lets try a different bra in the 36J/36M

Well fuckity fuck
http://i.imgur.com/96nIEwZm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/GWyDb7Gm.jpg


of course I knew this could happen, so lets go up one more
36JJ/36N

http://i.imgur.com/ieb7fZ0m.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/VpkFtMsm.jpg

what the fuck is this weird shit I got going on at the seam. I mean how could this be too small. 36N, that is fucking huge, right?

ok, ok, lets try another 36JJ/36N

http://i.imgur.com/pAd3Mv0m.jpg

ok, that is looking real close, but maybe a size up.

now here is the issue, UK pretty much stops at K. which means I can go one size larger than this (which would be a 36O) or up the band to what would be a 38O

how, how can it be possible that I have not only exceeded the limit of American sizes, but I have hit the limit of UK.


I swear to god, my tits are not near that big. I mean yeah they are big, but that is like huge. They are not that big. They just aren't

Anyway, I decide to browse bras that I normally avoid due to all the conversions, translations, and terms I am not familiar with, and that would be Polish bras. They have the biggest size options, but it is metric, whatever the hell the polish dollar is, and bra style terms that mean nothing to me. Anyway, I should probably look, so I hope my ass over to ewa michalak, the last refuge of big boobs.

Plus side, $200 polish Zl is only like $50 american dollars. down side, I used their bra calculator. I measured how they said I should, converted it to centimeters, entered it, and they recommend an 85KK. That is a 38P in America, 38KK in the UK. P!. no fucking way, it just isn't possible. checked my measurements, check my inch to centimeter conversion, and it is still the same answer

there is just no way. that would mean I went up 3 to 4 cup sizes in the past two years. no, just no. one, maybe two, sure. but no.

Fuck, That would put me 1 inch smaller than Shelia Hershey, who has had like 20 breast enlargement surgeries to the tune of $250,000.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/mattcherette/20-gifs-of-the-woman-addicted-to-her-gigantic-38kk

took a typical woman 20 enlargements to get to a 38KKK, there is no way I can be a 38KK

I mean her tits are like way bigger than mine, right?


And that is how I spend my saturday afternoon.

How did y'all spend yours (besides perving on lit and giggling at my bra problems, and now probably looking up more of Shelia)?

This is probably the best thing I’ve read all day!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I highly suggest visiting this site and using their guide to find your size. I used it to find mine and then went and got professionally fitted from a high end bra shop and it was the same size. I only use UK sizes because they're consistent.

Btw, you're gorgeous.

~n

thank you, but I am mad at that calculator now too. just measured as it said, inches this time, it recommended a 36KK UK or a 36P US. well that isn't any better.

I would blame my tape measure, but the JJs don't quite fit right. but maybe it is my tape measure and parfait both fucking with me.

and thank you

OK, I won't lie, this is funny as fuck. I am enjoying this, in more than one way. Your chest is defying all efforts to contain it. I spent mine not going on the mini-roadtrip I said I would today. Tomorrow, I swear!

lol, glad you enjoy. I am half laying at the absurdity and half giving my computer a death stare.

where is the procrastination road trip to?

 

[busty_cpl_fun]

thank you, but I am mad at that calculator now too. just measured as it said, inches this time, it recommended a 36KK UK or a 36P US. well that isn't any better.

I would blame my tape measure, but the JJs don't quite fit right. but maybe it is my tape measure and parfait both fucking with me.

and thank you

I had my hubby help me measure and we got a good tape measure and it seemed to be accurate. You could always go to a high end bra shop. They'll fit you in something sexy and comfy! Then you can use that size to buy anywhere.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Enjoyed the post a lot. Your tits are big but not that huge like Sheila H. We all love you.

thanks.

see, that is what I am saying, not even close. so why are the bra calculators, my tape measure, and parfait fucking with me, damn it.

This is probably the best thing I’ve read all day!

lol. glad it gave you a smile.

 

[tnman03]

A bra fashion show no less on Saturday. Yep, all of them look like a pretty snug fit. Awfully good mind you but still snug. The black caged one's pretty hot looking on you BTW. And the red and black ones also another really good looking pic too.

 

[Paradox053]

lol, glad you enjoy. I am half laying at the absurdity and half giving my computer a death stare.

where is the procrastination road trip to?

It's a drive from Anchorage down to Kenai and back. I've been to most of the lower 48, Germany, Kyrgyzstan, Korea, Japan, and Afghanistan, and this drive is the most beautiful landscape I've ever seen.

Just let me know if you need something to help distract from the difficulty of your bra quest, I'm sure I can get my hands on something to help.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

A bra fashion show no less on Saturday. Yep, all of them look like a pretty snug fit. Awfully good mind you but still snug. The black caged one's pretty hot looking on you BTW. And the red and black ones also another really good looking pic too.

eh, I have been down to one really stretched out 38HH for a while so decided it was time (It was a bra from my pregnancy)

the cage one, well you know they are going to fall out if I move, right.

yeah, i am keeping the red, the pink, the black push up, the black comfort (that will stretch in time), and the cage. going back to the drawing board for a daily wear t-shirt and a daily wear standard bra.

It's a drive from Anchorage down to Kenai and back. I've been to most of the lower 48, Germany, Kyrgyzstan, Korea, Japan, and Afghanistan, and this drive is the most beautiful landscape I've ever seen.

Just let me know if you need something to help distract from the difficulty of your bra quest, I'm sure I can get my hands on something to help.

oh wow, that is cool. I have probably been to 20 states, the Bahama's, and mexico. not near the travel. My favorite is still the Bahama's, just because I like people yelling "hey, pretty lady" "hey beautiful girl/woman" constantly. yeah it is followed by "buy my crap" but it still makes me smile.

 

[Paradox053]

eh, I have been down to one really stretched out 38HH for a while so decided it was time (It was a bra from my pregnancy)

the cage one, well you know they are going to fall out if I move, right.

yeah, i am keeping the red, the pink, the black push up, the black comfort (that will stretch in time), and the cage. going back to the drawing board for a daily wear t-shirt and a daily wear standard bra.



oh wow, that is cool. I have probably been to 20 states, the Bahama's, and mexico. not near the travel. My favorite is still the Bahama's, just because I like people yelling "hey, pretty lady" "hey beautiful girl/woman" constantly. yeah it is followed by "buy my crap" but it still makes me smile.

Don't feel too bad, most of my travel was in transit. And not all of it for pleasure. Well, I suppose I have to go to the Bahamas. I wanna be called pretty lady. I was wondering what I was doing wrong all this time.

 

[ratherabsurd1]

Now I want to buy a pretty mask, and lol
There are some really cool lace ones patterned like the sexy stockings you have. They are awesome

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Don't feel too bad, most of my travel was in transit. And not all of it for pleasure. Well, I suppose I have to go to the Bahamas. I wanna be called pretty lady. I was wondering what I was doing wrong all this time.

Some of my travel was business too, but I am really good at having fun on business trips.

And good luck with being a pretty lady.

There are some really cool lace ones patterned like the sexy stockings you have. They are awesome

I saw (I went browsing)

 

[Paradox053]

Some of my travel was business too, but I am really good at having fun on business trips.

And good luck with being a pretty lady.

Thanks. It would probably help if I shaved, though I'm gonna have to regardless in a few days, so I'm enjoying it while I can. Let me know if you want me to get you a pet moose on my trip.

 

[Todger65]

I’ve no idea of bra sizes or fits, but at least your tits are natural and move, whereas that Sheila’s are rigid and unmoving. She may as well have had 2 English footballs inserted in her chest.

 

[Youneverknow81]

so happy saturday.

today we have me trying on bras to find my current bra size. yippie.


ok, the first is from china, 2xl. oh China. have to include the model for that one, as I like to do that with Chinese stuff. ok this was just a free thing that I thought would be fucking hilarious. it is pretty funny, but not as funny as I expected.

http://i.imgur.com/6IPaguIl.jpg

next up, a t-shirt bra. ok I thought my size would be a US 36M/UK 36J. Now they don't really make t-shirt bras in that cup size, so I tried sister sized, but again no go, so I gave US 38K/ UK 38H the college try.

yeah, seems tight.
http://i.imgur.com/gsk5LUnm.jpg

ok, well lets try the push up that I did the same thing with for the same reason

well they sure are up there. a little small, but tolerable if wearing something I could use a push up for, which like never happens lol.

http://i.imgur.com/gqCs6CAm.jpg


so next up, the comfort bra in the size I think I will likely wear, 36J UK/ 36M US

well fuck, still a little tight.

http://i.imgur.com/ppfRiAsm.jpg


Ok, well lets try a different bra in the 36J/36M

Well fuckity fuck
http://i.imgur.com/96nIEwZm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/GWyDb7Gm.jpg


of course I knew this could happen, so lets go up one more
36JJ/36N

http://i.imgur.com/ieb7fZ0m.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/VpkFtMsm.jpg

what the fuck is this weird shit I got going on at the seam. I mean how could this be too small. 36N, that is fucking huge, right?

ok, ok, lets try another 36JJ/36N

http://i.imgur.com/pAd3Mv0m.jpg

ok, that is looking real close, but maybe a size up.

now here is the issue, UK pretty much stops at K. which means I can go one size larger than this (which would be a 36O) or up the band to what would be a 38O

how, how can it be possible that I have not only exceeded the limit of American sizes, but I have hit the limit of UK.


I swear to god, my tits are not near that big. I mean yeah they are big, but that is like huge. They are not that big. They just aren't

Anyway, I decide to browse bras that I normally avoid due to all the conversions, translations, and terms I am not familiar with, and that would be Polish bras. They have the biggest size options, but it is metric, whatever the hell the polish dollar is, and bra style terms that mean nothing to me. Anyway, I should probably look, so I hope my ass over to ewa michalak, the last refuge of big boobs.

Plus side, $200 polish Zl is only like $50 american dollars. down side, I used their bra calculator. I measured how they said I should, converted it to centimeters, entered it, and they recommend an 85KK. That is a 38P in America, 38KK in the UK. P!. no fucking way, it just isn't possible. checked my measurements, check my inch to centimeter conversion, and it is still the same answer

there is just no way. that would mean I went up 3 to 4 cup sizes in the past two years. no, just no. one, maybe two, sure. but no.

Fuck, That would put me 1 inch smaller than Shelia Hershey, who has had like 20 breast enlargement surgeries to the tune of $250,000.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/mattcherette/20-gifs-of-the-woman-addicted-to-her-gigantic-38kk

took a typical woman 20 enlargements to get to a 38KKK, there is no way I can be a 38KK

I mean her tits are like way bigger than mine, right?


And that is how I spend my saturday afternoon.

How did y'all spend yours (besides perving on lit and giggling at my bra problems, and now probably looking up more of Shelia)?

I think the volume of your boobs is quite a lot, if you were to water displace one you’d probably be shocked, especially considering your rib cage size and that they are complimented perfectly by your hips. It’s not like you have those long thin type of boob, they almost seem a uniform thickness from chest to nip

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I had my hubby help me measure and we got a good tape measure and it seemed to be accurate. You could always go to a high end bra shop. They'll fit you in something sexy and comfy! Then you can use that size to buy anywhere.

Maybe, but I have several good tape measures and I had no issue measuring. Not only were both calculators real close with their slightly different techniques, but I am staring at a 36JJ curvy kate that is obviously at least two sizes too small and a 36JJ parfait that is at least one size too small. So 36 or 38 KK seems in the realm of possibility, i just don't see how. I'm also pissed at the tape measure for informing me that I wear a 10/12 pant instead of a 6/8 but it isn't wrong. My scale has been in the naughty corner for saying such mean things for a while, so I have no idea how much I have gained, but no doubt I have. I may not like hearing it, I may not believe it, doesn't mean it isn't true lol. Well the tape measure can still go to the naughty corner too.

Truth is I normally don't do the lean measurement because i felt with the sagging it falsely increased my size. But I guess the extra weight filled in the sagging from my last weight loss more than I thought. Hense the average between the stand and the lean is more correct than just the stand.

Thanks. It would probably help if I shaved, though I'm gonna have to regardless in a few days, so I'm enjoying it while I can. Let me know if you want me to get you a pet moose on my trip.

A moose is really big, how about a chipmunk?

I’ve no idea of bra sizes or fits, but at least your tits are natural and move, whereas that Sheila’s are rigid and unmoving. She may as well have had 2 English footballs inserted in her chest.

Maybe that is why hers look at least 5 sizes bigger, because they are all up there. She is also probably wearing a larger band than traditional as she doesnt actually need the support, so that will decrease her cup size.

And soccer balls damn it, soccer balls lol. Though the volume of a soccer ball is probably 5000cc and her boobs are probably 4000, 4500. Volley balls are probably more apt, lol.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I think the volume of your boobs is quite a lot, if you were to water displace one you’d probably be shocked, especially considering your rib cage size and that they are complimented perfectly by your hips. It’s not like you have those long thin type of boob, they almost seem a uniform thickness from chest to nip

Yeah i assumed volume to be about 3000ccs and 5.5 lbs last time i thought about it, but when i weighed, i had 6.5 to 7lbs. I think the correct answer is now about 3500 to 3700ccs and 7.5lbs give or take. And never considered water displacement as a way to attempt. I went with volume of a hemisphere based on cup measurement.

And unfortunately they are bottom heavy, more at more every year. Fucking gravity lol.



Never

 

[Paradox053]

A moose is really big, how about a chipmunk?

Conveniently enough, I ran across one while hiking a couple weeks ago. Here ya go.

https://imgur.com/gallery/8VP9BTW

 

[jc1213]

so happy saturday.

today we have me trying on bras to find my current bra size. yippie.


ok, the first is from china, 2xl. oh China. have to include the model for that one, as I like to do that with Chinese stuff. ok this was just a free thing that I thought would be fucking hilarious. it is pretty funny, but not as funny as I expected.

http://i.imgur.com/6IPaguIl.jpg

next up, a t-shirt bra. ok I thought my size would be a US 36M/UK 36J. Now they don't really make t-shirt bras in that cup size, so I tried sister sized, but again no go, so I gave US 38K/ UK 38H the college try.

yeah, seems tight.
http://i.imgur.com/gsk5LUnm.jpg

ok, well lets try the push up that I did the same thing with for the same reason

well they sure are up there. a little small, but tolerable if wearing something I could use a push up for, which like never happens lol.

http://i.imgur.com/gqCs6CAm.jpg


so next up, the comfort bra in the size I think I will likely wear, 36J UK/ 36M US

well fuck, still a little tight.

http://i.imgur.com/ppfRiAsm.jpg


Ok, well lets try a different bra in the 36J/36M

Well fuckity fuck
http://i.imgur.com/96nIEwZm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/GWyDb7Gm.jpg


of course I knew this could happen, so lets go up one more
36JJ/36N

http://i.imgur.com/ieb7fZ0m.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/VpkFtMsm.jpg

what the fuck is this weird shit I got going on at the seam. I mean how could this be too small. 36N, that is fucking huge, right?

ok, ok, lets try another 36JJ/36N

http://i.imgur.com/pAd3Mv0m.jpg

ok, that is looking real close, but maybe a size up.

now here is the issue, UK pretty much stops at K. which means I can go one size larger than this (which would be a 36O) or up the band to what would be a 38O

how, how can it be possible that I have not only exceeded the limit of American sizes, but I have hit the limit of UK.


I swear to god, my tits are not near that big. I mean yeah they are big, but that is like huge. They are not that big. They just aren't

Anyway, I decide to browse bras that I normally avoid due to all the conversions, translations, and terms I am not familiar with, and that would be Polish bras. They have the biggest size options, but it is metric, whatever the hell the polish dollar is, and bra style terms that mean nothing to me. Anyway, I should probably look, so I hope my ass over to ewa michalak, the last refuge of big boobs.

Plus side, $200 polish Zl is only like $50 american dollars. down side, I used their bra calculator. I measured how they said I should, converted it to centimeters, entered it, and they recommend an 85KK. That is a 38P in America, 38KK in the UK. P!. no fucking way, it just isn't possible. checked my measurements, check my inch to centimeter conversion, and it is still the same answer

there is just no way. that would mean I went up 3 to 4 cup sizes in the past two years. no, just no. one, maybe two, sure. but no.

Fuck, That would put me 1 inch smaller than Shelia Hershey, who has had like 20 breast enlargement surgeries to the tune of $250,000.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/mattcherette/20-gifs-of-the-woman-addicted-to-her-gigantic-38kk

took a typical woman 20 enlargements to get to a 38KKK, there is no way I can be a 38KK

I mean her tits are like way bigger than mine, right?


And that is how I spend my saturday afternoon.

How did y'all spend yours (besides perving on lit and giggling at my bra problems, and now probably looking up more of Shelia)?

Reading thru this, I just wonder if these bra manufacturers use some sort of computer aided design package to engineer bras that fit well, provide support and don't break down easily under normal wear.