The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVIII : In Praise of Older Yoga Pants

[cleaver]

so, uhhhh... hey?
did you go back and steal shit from me
after we fucked and shit?
i was not not nice.
i just didn't hook back up...
what the...

yeah.
i was just doing some paperwork and was wondering...

i think you did it.
kinda know it... but wanted to ask.
so?

there's one thing i'll pay to get back.

 

[TalkRadio1]

[posting personal info including real names, locations, emails, private messages or other correspondence, other identifying information from offsite is prohibited per our forum guidelines]

 

[von_Bismarck]

Seems like only yesterday...

https://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=89907970&postcount=41

https://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=89908039&postcount=44

https://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=89908202&postcount=49

https://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=89909250&postcount=66

https://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=89909468&postcount=78

https://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=89909654&postcount=84

STFU, miles.

 

[TalkRadio1]

You're right, I totally would have rather fucked your sister.

You have zero integrity after being banned for the pathetic behavior you're proudly showing today. We broke up 1.5 years ago and look what you've been reduced to. A lying ex who cannot get over her "true love" kicking her ass back to her shithole state.

Dumbass doesn't realize that people in this that see my life outside the Lit. Something I never allowed you to see.

It's a shame you never realized Ferm was the best thing that ever happened to you.

 

[dolf]

Last night he shoulder pressed me. It was endearing.

 

[dolf]

But his snoring still makes me want to strangle him in his sleep.

 

[dolf]

It's not even 4am

 

[Rightguide]

Last night he shoulder pressed me. It was endearing.

May we inquire as to where?

 

[dolf]

May we inquire as to where?

Up. Silly you.

 

[Rightguide]

Up. Silly you.

My mistake I misread your post. I thought it said "His" instead of "he."

 

[Luk]

STFU, miles.

He's actually helping me so let's just let miles babble.

It's a shame you never realized Ferm was the best thing that ever happened to you.

You're right. She made me realize what I really wanted in a woman.

 

[Sinny]

A classy broad would not fuck you and steal your stuff.

Probably.

 

[toeskr]

You're right. She made me realize what I really wanted in a woman.

Your mom? I doubt that even she likes you anymore.

Your luck with women is pathetic and getting worse. Can you even use a line that would get them back to a cottage belonging to your friend?

LAWLZ!

Addy is of age to be your mommy figure.

 

[Saint Peter]

A classy broad would not fuck you and steal your stuff.

Probably.

Lies!

 

[von_Bismarck]

[posting personal info including real names, locations, emails, private messages or other correspondence, other identifying information from offsite is prohibited per our forum guidelines]

^ There's one asshole I won't miss.

 

[Matthew Craig]

^ There's one asshole I won't miss.

Shut up Rory.

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

Fuck you, sinuses.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'm irritable today.

 

[phantom4533]

I’m loading up the trailer.

 

[RobDownSouth]

My mistake I misread your post. I thought it said "His" instead of "he."

Nice recovery attempt.
Didn't work.
We all know you have zero clue what a "shoulder press" is.

 

[oralaccents]

Oh, she thought you were a real class act - going to buy pot and then a sex store while we were at her house.

And if you said "rad" or "gnarly" one more time. It was about to become a drinking game.

I received your note and am sorry to read about what happened.

Everyone deserves better than what he did to you.

If you re-emerge I'd welcome hearing from you.

 

[adrina]

I'm irritable today.

I wasn't. But I am now. Fuck this day and fuck this work week.

 

[Matthew Craig]

I wasn't. But I am now. Fuck this day and fuck this work week.

Tough day tagging gators in the swamp?

 

[Luk]

^ There's one asshole I won't miss.

Ferm gets banned for sharing personal info again and miles gets banned for trying to defend her.

 

[Wrong Element]

Attended a high school graduation yesterday, and my main takeaway from it was: damn, those Muslim kids have gigantic families. Every time one of their names was called, entire sections of the arena erupted in cheers.

Busybody would have had a stroke. Should have invited him.