🏡PLP's B&B for Deviants, Darlings & Dorks: The Sequel

[Mei5ter]

I’ll relieve you of the Waffles of Temptation.

Just don’t start on the Bacon of Desire and the Maple Syrup of Lust...

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

https://coconuts.co/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/20638857_331359880622188_1593371572975407395_n.jpg

I'd lick syrup off this.

 

[Mei5ter]

It’s the singe marks on the head that make me cross my legs...

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

It’s the singe marks on the head that make me cross my legs...

Something about a burning cock...

A little butter will fix you right up!

 

[Mei5ter]

Something about a burning cock...

A little butter will fix you right up!

When I say I hope you just mean a UTI...

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

When I say I hope you just mean a UTI...

Lol
Don't worry. We can scrape the burnt parts off!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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Anybody wanna guess the theme for the day???

 

[hotwords229_A]

Anybody wanna guess the theme for the day???

Got milk?

 

[hotwords229_A]

http://66.media.tumblr.com/ca4f1fc6dd952ddf9e0ae34e1a503f6e/tumblr_mwrmg7DIjK1sqkolro1_500.gif

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/9d1d3c61efefe0311ea0fca8455bca82/tumblr_pruwrhubc01wyq49so1_540.jpg

Afterwards that look, that so kissable look!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2014/11/07/300/8956778.gif

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/9d1d3c61efefe0311ea0fca8455bca82/tumblr_pruwrhubc01wyq49so1_540.jpg

Afterwards that look, that so kissable look!

This is one of my favorite things about you.

 

[DarkSimian]

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Anybody wanna guess the theme for the day???

Whatever it is, I approve...

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Y'all I'm so sleepy today! Help me wake up!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

What were we talking about?

https://mytorontoeh.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/tumblr_m6nrs2ndy41ql4524o1_500.gif?w=510

Sex and blow jobs?

You wanna give me a blowjob?

 

[hotwords229_A]

This is one of my favorite things about you.

I think it would be fun if women jerked us off into our own mouths on a first date in order to determine if there should be a second date. I'd do it.

 

[Ask For More]

Good morning!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Isn't that more of a second or third date kind of thing?

I have a friend, who's on Tinder. He's a young guy in his 20s, and some mid-30s lawyer, to test the waters, straight up asked him if she could peg him. He declined, and she moved on, but, hey, good for her for cutting out the BS and going for exactly what she wanted right from the start.

This is why Lit works... if you won't let me peg you, I don't care what your favorite movies are...

 

[hotwords229_A]

Isn't that more of a second or third date kind of thing?

I have a friend, who's on Tinder. He's a young guy in his 20s, and some mid-30s lawyer, to test the waters, straight up asked him if she could peg him. He declined, and she moved on, but, hey, good for her for cutting out the BS and going for exactly what she wanted right from the start.

Women who know what they want are sexy as hell.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I imagine if she asks 10 guys, at least one is going to be like, "Sure!"

I also bet the 20 year old guy will look back on that offer and wish he had taken her up on it.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I also bet the 20 year old guy will look back on that offer and wish he had taken her up on it.

That was my thought!

35 year old PLP knows WAY more about what she wants than 25 year old PLP.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I don't know. Not everyone's into butt stuff.



And what does 35 year old PLP want now that she didn't know she wanted when she was 25?

I'm not into butt stuff either, but if I had an offer like that I know I would always wonder.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

And what does 35 year old PLP want now that she didn't know she wanted when she was 25?

I have an excel spreadsheet that I'll forward you.

I'm not into butt stuff either, but if I had an offer like that I know I would always wonder.

Aww, but...butt stuff!!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Isn't that more of a second or third date kind of thing?

I have a friend, who's on Tinder. He's a young guy in his 20s, and some mid-30s lawyer, to test the waters, straight up asked him if she could peg him. He declined, and she moved on, but, hey, good for her for cutting out the BS and going for exactly what she wanted right from the start.

Of all the words of tongue or pen, the saddest are "it might have been"

 

[hotwords229_A]

Aww, but...butt stuff!!

I could classify myself as butt curious, but butt terrified