The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVIII : In Praise of Older Yoga Pants

[Januari]

Me: We have to find yellow items to put in sunshine boxes - they are supposed to inspire happiness and hope for the future.
Him: What about this yellow nail polish?
Me: Eww. No. That is hideous.
Him: Yellow note pad.
Me: Okay, but I don't see how that would make her feel happier and more hopeful.
(Find Burt's Bees pampering items, a small yellow candle, yellow bath bomb.
Him: Found exactly what needed.

Fucker.

 

[Saint Peter]

Some days........

Dress to impress!

 

[oralaccents]

Me: We have to find yellow items to put in sunshine boxes - they are supposed to inspire happiness and hope for the future.
Him: What about this yellow nail polish?
Me: Eww. No. That is hideous.
Him: Yellow note pad.
Me: Okay, but I don't see how that would make her feel happier and more hopeful.
(Find Burt's Bees pampering items, a small yellow candle, yellow bath bomb.
Him: Found exactly what needed.

Fucker.

You made Luk bleed?

 

[thør]

Dress to impress!

Notice the metric crescent.....

 

[trysail]

Notice the metric crescent.....

Nice catch !! Well played.



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[RobDownSouth]

#CopOnARooftop is trending on the Twitter for all the best reasons...

 

[oralaccents]

#CopOnARooftop is trending on the Twitter for all the best reasons...

Promoting Elon Musk's new production of Diddler on the Roof?

 

[silver gurl]

I need a sunshine box!

 

[trysail]

We've returned to summer weather patterns—

the only thing that can be relied upon is that the weather forecast won't be right.​

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[oralaccents]

I need a sunshine box!

Wasn't that the pet name here for your husband's first wife?

 

[phantom4533]

One can never have too many tape measures.

 

[Luk]

You made Luk bleed?

I have an extra SLUT collar for you. The inside is inscribed with "Luk's forever bitch".

 

[von_Bismarck]

Promoting Elon Musk's new production of Diddler on the Roof?

Okay, that was funny.

 

[Luk]

How many of those do you have just laying around ready to give out?

Just the one. Want it?

 

[Luk]

I can't figure out if you're calling me a bitch or propositioning me. Surely it's not both. *squint*

I would never call you a bitch! But I can imagine you are most worthy of the collar

 

[silver gurl]

Wasn't that the pet name here for your husband's first wife?

Always wrong. *pats head*

 

[Luk]

Is this guy one of you?

https://www.reddit.com/r/occult/comments/bj5cnd/how_do_i_summon_a_succubus/

That was supposed to be on my private profile

 

[Luk]

Well why didn't you say so? If it's a succubus you're looking for.. *points*

Points in the mirror?

 

[bodysong]

Capital Weather Gang Verified Account
@capitalweather

This weekend's seasonal "blue moon" will be the last of this decade.
Saturday night's sky in Washington should allow for viewing and
the @Space_Station will pass through the sky as well!

(link)

10:54 AM - 17 May 2019

The seasonal blue moons occur every two to three years on average.

The next one is set for Aug. 22, 2021.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/weat...w-watch-full-flower-blue-moon-saturday-night/

 

[Luk]

I'm so glad that I listened to that. Fucking hilarious. Sad and pathetic but fucking hilarious. True comedy is rare these days.

 

[Luk]

I wish. It sounds like loads of fun.

What? Killing me?

 

[beew]

I'm so glad that I listened to that. Fucking hilarious. Sad and pathetic but fucking hilarious. True comedy is rare these days.

You used to log under ooo0oo and post all sorts of personal attacks + reposting female posters' pictures & demeaning them.

What made you stop???
The board used to be awash with such attack alts, now they're none.

 

[Luk]

No, seducing loads of men. The killing part is well... not ideal. I might have to outsource.

Loads from men. Got it.

WTF are you listening to? How can something be sad and pathetic but true comedy.

Divine Comedy.

You used to log under ooo0oo and post all sorts of personal attacks + reposting female posters' pictures & demeaning them.

What made you stop???
The board used to be awash with such attack alts, now they're none.

That was Nipples, you fucking dipshit. Rob is not Nipples. von_B is not Nipples. von_B is not Rob. Nipps gets banned, stays away for a spell and then comes back to fuck with you morons. See? This is the shit that makes people kick you to the curb.

 

[beew]

Loads from men. Got it.



Divine Comedy.



That was Nipples, you fucking dipshit. Rob is not Nipples. von_B is not Nipples. von_B is not Rob. Nipps gets banned, stays away for a spell and then comes back to fuck with you morons. See? This is the shit that makes people kick you to the curb.

oo0oo was Your alt.

On a personal level the 'stinky paki' or retard didn't bother me - I'm no Mary Theresa either.
But your reposting of female posters' pictures were the hallmark of a hooligan.

It's in the past so it no longer matters, but don't do it again.
People ain't cretins, they can tell when it's you.

 

[Luk]

I'm not arguing with your ignorant ass in the ISO thread, Q-####.

You called Zumi a nigger to impress your idiot cohorts. There's no coming back from that.