🏡PLP's B&B for Deviants, Darlings & Dorks: The Sequel

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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I thought this was a kitchen... realized it was an office... still posting.

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/4a9190dda19305dbe6df5af9924b9642/tumblr_pj5lblKAly1tzsyr8_640.jpg

I thought this was a kitchen... realized it was an office... still posting.

Some people wait until they get to work before they eat breakfast. Nothing wrong with that.
In my mind, she called her IT guy because she was having trouble cleaning out her inbox.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Good Morning, Lovlies!! It's a doughnut kinda morning!

Looks like I'm a day late and a doughnut short.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Looks like I'm a day late and a doughnut short.

Sometimes.... I'm still surprised by filth. This is one of those times.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

She's definitely getting an infection from that.

I prefer the old fashioned way myself....

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Are you usually that rough when you get yourself off?

That's for me to know...

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Don't be shy. You can share with the class. I can tell you that, for me, it's more constant and steady pressure that works. i don't go for super rough quickies. It just doesn't work. That only leads to chafing and soreness.

Well I will say, I prefer more circles than an up and down approach.

 

[tnman03]

I prefer the old fashioned way myself....

That adds new meaning to the phrase rubbing one out I'm guessing.

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/18ba886afae8169165a07a8cdf60fb72/tumblr_prea87zAMF1wyq49so1_540.jpg

It would be funny to do this to yourself so when your partner woke up next to you they would wonder what the hell they did to you in their sleep

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/18ba886afae8169165a07a8cdf60fb72/tumblr_prea87zAMF1wyq49so1_540.jpg

It would be funny to do this to yourself so when your partner woke up next to you they would wonder what the hell they did to you in their sleep

If I woke up next to that... my mind would be in other places.

https://media.giphy.com/media/Jj8vFfZNBcCsg/giphy.gif

 

[AlpineFresco]

Stressy day. Maybe some of you here'll dig this as much as I did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T63xzZ6E8dk

 

[Apisto42]

I'm sure if you really want, you can have an anklet.

Why wait? Amazon can deliver that sofa to your door next day if you have prime.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06W9M8XK8/ref=sbl_dpx_B072FVHS9G_0

Thanks to the resident Spunktrumpets, I was able to order both of these and get next day delivery.

However, the fake blonde is on ... back order. Estimated delivery date is “unavailable at this time.”

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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"Thank you for your inquiry into sexy blondes. Your call is valuable to us. Unfortunately, all sexy blondes are tied up at the moment and unable to ship in a timely matter. We'd like to suggest our red headed model."

 

[AlpineFresco]

Not a fan of the salami earrings.

Nor the cheese slice mouthpiece.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Not a fan of the salami earrings.

Nor the cheese slice mouthpiece.

I never knew you were such an accessory guru!

 

[DarkSimian]

*pulls up a chair* it's a slow news day...

 

[Ask For More]

Good evening!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Good evening!

Is this a commerical for the new season of American's Next Top Model??

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

This did it for me in a weird way....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg_zwK_sSEY

 

[Ask For More]

This did it for me in a weird way....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg_zwK_sSEY

I don't like that version at all.

 

[hotwords229_A]

At this point I wondered, "Is someone watching me jerking off to watching her watching him get blown by her?"

And then I thought, "I hope so."

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

At this point I wondered, "Is someone watching me jerking off to watching her watching him get blown by her?"

And then I thought, "I hope so."

Inception level kink!

 

[tnman03]

At this point I wondered, "Is someone watching me jerking off to watching her watching him get blown by her?"

And then I thought, "I hope so."

That would be grounds for either a high order ass kicking or a high five, totally contingent upon the involved parties level of kink.

 

[hotwords229_A]

That would be grounds for either a high order ass kicking or a high five, totally contingent upon the involved parties level of kink.

"All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely voyeurs or exhibitionists."

 

[tnman03]

"All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely voyeurs or exhibitionists."

Says the guy as he's fleeing for his life being chased by angry family and neighbors intent on bloody mayhem.