If you were.......

If you were hung-over, I'd give you a cure (plus the not to make too much noise around you.) ;)
 
If you were a glass, I'd fill you with something good.

If you were a shoe, I would polish you so you always looked your best no mater how far you walk.

If you were a car, I would never use cheap gas in you.

If you were a dog, I would drop stuff while cooking, on purpose.

(If you were Auto-correct, I wold forgive you for being a douche)
 
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