Lit Family Tree

[Lord Pmann]

I have noticed a severe lack of drama on the boards.

I think a good idea would be to see just how incestuous this place is! We could see how everyone is related through online (or real life) whoopie. I think this very ingrown family tree project would be excellent. I have sourced a great cartographer for this project. It's going to be daunting.

Thoughts?

 

[Suz_anne]

You have such good ideas. This needs to happen.

My portion of the tree would be a stump, but a fun stump.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Based on how far back in the country I live, my part of the Family Tree would be a wreath.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You have such good ideas. This needs to happen.

My portion of the tree would be a stump, but a fun stump.

It's a fantastic idea. But for some damned reason, no one is paying this thread any of attention. I bet there would someone like Genghis Khan who is the father of like 50% of all Lit people.

I like my ideas and I think they are snazzy.

I would just like to point out that I'd be the thickest part of that stump.

 

[Lord Pmann]

If we're doing a family tree I'm definitely the sap.

Aka tree cum.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

It's a fantastic idea. But for some damned reason, no one is paying this thread any of attention. I bet there would someone like Genghis Khan who is the father of like 50% of all Lit people.

I like my ideas and I think they are snazzy.

I would just like to point out that I'd be the thickest part of that stump.

Pretty sure I'm the weed that has been choking the tree. Immortal, but ultimately meaningless and never a part of the overall organism, except in an abstract symbiotic way.

 

[Jada59]

I actually discovered that a guy on here has a connection to me. His uncle married my aunt. We are not actually blood relations but finding that out was pretty cool! No sex between us but there was a little sexy talk in the threads, I think.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Pretty sure I'm the weed that has been choking the tree. Immortal, but ultimately meaningless and never a part of the overall organism, except in an abstract symbiotic way.

You sound delightful. Here’s a rose. and a cat.

 

[John_Q_Public]

I'm afraid I may have started a branch... I'm not sure. I was young and drunk. All I remember was switching over to Skype. Everything went black. When I regained consciousness, I had the worst morning wood... and, well, it burned when I peed.

I'm not sure if any of you are my offspring, but I'm relatively certain some daytime talk show is eventually going to be calling me to submit to a paternity test. So long retirement... I'm going to be working until I die.

 

[Januari]

You sound delightful. Here’s a rose. and a cat.

May I have a cat too? I'm supposed to die with one.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I actually discovered that a guy on here has a connection to me. His uncle married my aunt. We are not actually blood relations but finding that out was pretty cool! No sex between us but there was a little sexy talk in the threads, I think.

I forgot to respond to this. So... I need to know, would this particular family connection have stopped you from pursuing sexy times with your cousin(?) or whatever he is? I mean, no blood relation, but still some connection.

 

[Lord Pmann]

May I have a cat too? I'm supposed to die with one.

Here's your damned cat.

https://assets3.thrillist.com/v1/image/2531557/size/tmg-article_tall.jpg

This would help if people would post all their details. It's like ancestry.com. Share your DNA with me. Ewww. No. That sounds gross.

Let's just start with the most obvious. Who here has fucked Cowslinger? There's a snail trail leading to his motel door, so stop playing coy, ladies.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Can a hand be a branch? It has references...

 

[Jada59]

I forgot to respond to this. So... I need to know, would this particular family connection have stopped you from pursuing sexy times with your cousin(?) or whatever he is? I mean, no blood relation, but still some connection.

I would have to say that we're friend and likely would be even if we didn't know of the connection. Nothing against him. I just can't see everyone as a potential sex partner. Not everyone appeals in that way.

 

[DarkSimian]

Fine, I will play along:

Kat73 is, well, my Kat

My "sisters" include BFG, SassySheDevil, JennyNo1, and of course, Little_Sister. VioletVixen is my "cousin". All relationships are consensual, and non-incestuous, except in Arkansas, Kentucky, and parts of Alabama...

 

[Lord Pmann]

Fine, I will play along:

Kat73 is, well, my Kat

My "sisters" include BFG, SassySheDevil, JennyNo1, and of course, Little_Sister. VioletVixen is my "cousin". All relationships are consensual, and non-incestuous, except in Arkansas, Kentucky, and parts of Alabama...

I have passed this onto my cartographer.

 

[Richard_C]

I’ve always wondered if Little Sister was in fact my little sister?

On a side note, is Corbal my long lost brother?

 

[Apisto42]

I miss LS.

 

[AbsintheFather]

I have noticed a severe lack of drama on the boards.

I think a good idea would be to see just how incestuous this place is! We could see how everyone is related through online (or real life) whoopie. I think this very ingrown family tree project would be excellent. I have sourced a great cartographer for this project. It's going to be daunting.

Thoughts?

Good luck. Henry Louis Gates, Jr. and his Ancestry team couldn't put together a family tree of this place.

Ever try to work your way through a briar patch? That's a better metaphor than a family 'tree'. Just as thorny too.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Good luck. Henry Louis Gates, Jr. and his Ancestry team couldn't put together a family tree of this place.

Ever try to work your way through a briar patch? That's a better metaphor than a family 'tree'. Just as thorny too.

I feel like this tree probably has lots of bumps on it.

 

[Januari]

Here's your damned cat.

https://assets3.thrillist.com/v1/image/2531557/size/tmg-article_tall.jpg

This would help if people would post all their details. It's like ancestry.com. Share your DNA with me. Ewww. No. That sounds gross.

Let's just start with the most obvious. Who here has fucked Cowslinger? There's a snail trail leading to his motel door, so stop playing coy, ladies.

Not I. I’m one and done on the Lit hook-up train.

And thank you. I’m likely going to die with that cat because it murdered me. Cool. Cool.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Hey Pmann, will you be listing Alts? How?

Long-lost cousins?

Evil (or Eviler) twins?

Coincidentally Identical Strangers?

Doppelgangers?

Brothers (and Sisters) from Another Mother?

Clones?

AFAF

 

[Lord Pmann]

Hey Pmann, will you be listing Alts? How?

Long-lost cousins?

Evil (or Eviler) twins?

Coincidentally Identical Strangers?

Doppelgangers?

Brothers (and Sisters) from Another Mother?

Clones?

AFAF

You have given me much to think about. So much.

 

[kurrginatorX]

I guess I'm that dangling limb, damaged by the storm, dying but still connected.

 

[mrppv]

I'm one of the nuts that falls of the tree.