Hello from London!

[AlliaPotestas]

How do you post photos? Is it easy to explain?

Yes - but I’m just about to get my haircut - will post pic instructions later,

Sidenote - very tempted to let him go to town and just do what he wants to my hair. Tell me not to....

 

[Spiritedlady]

Yes - but I’m just about to get my haircut - will post pic instructions later,

Sidenote - very tempted to let him go to town and just do what he wants to my hair. Tell me not to....

It’s a haircut day... just had mine done. I actually did let him do what he wanted but he was measured. If he’s been doing it for a while let him loose. What’s the worse that could happen?

 

[Spiritedlady]

PMs

I’ve had one of the most unusual PMs ever. It featured the words: Hucow, udders, lactation, fisting and prolapse.

 

[Crackedcolumn]

I’ve had one of the most unusual PMs ever. It featured the words: Hucow, udders, lactation, fisting and prolapse.

That even more random than what my bourbon brain can come up with. Maybe not random as much as different.

 

[where_is_RUTH]

I’d rather be in Gods own country than this slightly god forsaken place. ( sorry Lincolnshire). To compensate I’m hitting them with a complicated London outfit.

Lincoln does have the best street anywhere. "Glory hole"

x

 

[Spiritedlady]

Lincoln does have the best street anywhere. "Glory hole"

x

Ruthie - are you and Glory Hole well acquainted?

 

[Deleted member 594573]

I’ve had one of the most unusual PMs ever. It featured the words: Hucow, udders, lactation, fisting and prolapse.

Some nice words but that last one makes me wince

 

[Spiritedlady]

That even more random than what my bourbon brain can come up with. Maybe not random as much as different.

Hey CC - there were other words in-between.

I had to look up “ HuCow” - everyday is a school day. Not exactly your everyday fetish though.

 

[Polranny]

Hey CC - there were other words in-between.

I had to look up “ HuCow” - everyday is a school day. Not exactly your everyday fetish though.

ERMINTRUDE is largely to blame for Zebedee's new fetish

 

[LiteTouch10]

ERMINTRUDE is largely to blame for Zebedee's new fetish

Excuse me all of London Thread. Good Evening, I've just got caught up in this fascinating thread. I apologise for interrupting if this is a closed group. I couldn't find any group rules. May I politely enquire if open comment is welcome- from a UK resident and London off and on through the ups and downs of life. Otherwise, I'll quietly slip away.

I wish you all continuing banter, fun and mutual pleasures. Lite.

 

[Spiritedlady]

Excuse me all of London Thread. Good Evening, I've just got caught up in this fascinating thread. I apologise for interrupting if this is a closed group. I couldn't find any group rules. May I politely enquire if open comment is welcome- from a UK resident and London off and on through the ups and downs of life. Otherwise, I'll quietly slip away.

I wish you all continuing banter, fun and mutual pleasures. Lite.

Welcome Lite - come in pull up a seat. Open a bottle of something - Cracked Column is on the bourbon. I’m on the porked pie x

 

[Polranny]

Excuse me all of London Thread. Good Evening, I've just got caught up in this fascinating thread. I apologise for interrupting if this is a closed group. I couldn't find any group rules. May I politely enquire if open comment is welcome- from a UK resident and London off and on through the ups and downs of life. Otherwise, I'll quietly slip away.

I wish you all continuing banter, fun and mutual pleasures. Lite.

You're welcome, just check your pockets before you go if that mongrel Nick has been sniffing around . Also look to see if Mr D has been taking the top off his fine pointed Sharpie.
I bear the scars! London and Northampton are dangerous places for us dragons

 

[AlliaPotestas]

How do you post photos? Is it easy to explain?

Click manage attachments, select file, it’ll give you a link - copy the link and in your message, click on the yellow box with a mountain and sun in it (just above your text box). Paste link and hey presto!

You might need to resize images to meet lits rules - I just use a freebie app ‘resize it...’

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Excuse me all of London Thread. Good Evening, I've just got caught up in this fascinating thread. I apologise for interrupting if this is a closed group. I couldn't find any group rules. May I politely enquire if open comment is welcome- from a UK resident and London off and on through the ups and downs of life. Otherwise, I'll quietly slip away.

I wish you all continuing banter, fun and mutual pleasures. Lite.

Welcome, Lite. We are a friendly lot. Not all from the UK, much less London. I'm impressed that you got caught up on all of our absurdity, instead of turning tail and heading for the hills after reading about newspaper preferences, posh boy fights, and Iceland frozen vol au vonts.

*I just looked up Icelandic vol au vonts to check the spelling (vonts vs vont) and realized, for the first time, that "Iceland" is referring to a store and not the country. I wondered why Ruth (I think it was Ruth) was getting frozen vol au vonts made in Iceland. I just thought he had missed that he had typed Iceland, when he meant Icelandic. I am laughing so fucking hard right now that I am literally shaking and no noise is coming out. No Iceland stores in the US. Oh my word. This is proof of how fond I am of you pervs. I could have just kept this embarrassing revelation to myself, but, instead, am sharing it so that you all can laugh too. Or at least shake your heads in pity.*

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Lol. You were bold enough to contact me first. Maybe Ap did. To be honest she may have and I was drunk and missed it. Judging my inbox, I missed a lot.

But it’s fine. You certainly did capture my attention. Not just your pic. But the hilarity of your thoughts on the gag reflex. So not sexy. I’m a sympathetic vomiter.

In other news: I think my new lit persona is like George contanza. In the episode where he walks away on a high note leaving the crowd wanting more.
(I just looked up that reference and it made me feel old…Bourbon the the resucue!)

Ahem... just to be clear CC, people don’t miss me... take that as you want...

Also I like SpiritedLady and I know my way round a baseball bat - also take that as you want... (although lets be clear, she is more than capable of taking care of herself - but still you should know...)

If you do hit it off and I need to buy a hat, I am out of the country the first week of June - so try to avoid setting a date then...

Hello btw - I’m AP, welcome to our odd corner of lit... we are mostly british and as such there are liberal scatterings of cor blimey, how’s ya father and cunt... if you need help translating, shout up...

ps - ask SL about the uniform

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Welcome, Lite. We are a friendly lot. Not all from the UK, much less London. I'm impressed that you got caught up on all of our absurdity, instead of turning tail and heading for the hills after reading about newspaper preferences, posh boy fights, and Iceland frozen vol au vonts.

*I just looked up Icelandic vol au vonts to check the spelling (vonts vs vont) and realized, for the first time, that "Iceland" is referring to a store and not the country. I wondered why Ruth (I think it was Ruth) was getting frozen vol au vonts made in Iceland. I just thought he had missed that he had typed Iceland, when he meant Icelandic. I am laughing so fucking hard right now that I am literally shaking and no noise is coming out. No Iceland stores in the US. Oh my word. This is proof of how fond I am of you pervs. I could have just kept this embarrassing revelation to myself, but, instead, am sharing it so that you all can laugh too. Or at least shake your heads in pity.*

Haha! That’s why mum’s go to Iceland...

They did go up in my estimation with their Christmas ad (which was banned for being too political...)

https://youtu.be/JdpspllWI2o

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Haha! That’s why mum’s go to Iceland...
They did go up in my estimation with their Christmas ad (which was banned for being too political...)
https://youtu.be/JdpspllWI2o

What? I got some dust in my eye. No, I'm not crying. You're crying.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

What? I got some dust in my eye. No, I'm not crying. You're crying.

I love ya,

 

[AlliaPotestas]

On my way to get my haircut, I passed Dirty Dicks... anyone been?

 

[Polranny]

I love ya,

I hadn't seen that before. Good for iceland ( i remember when they were Beejam), certainly beats Kerry Catona grabbing all the prawn balls [ shrimp {US}] and soggy vol-au-vents .
Btw temprakneetremble red bull spritze removed Sharpie, 2 layers of skin, a large beetroot stain on my deep pile shag and is about to be pitched in the Dragons Den as a humane pest repellent cum oven cleaner, I want 30K for 5% of the company and to see Deborah Meedhams thrupennies

 

[Spiritedlady]

Ahem... just to be clear CC, people don’t miss me... take that as you want...

Also I like SpiritedLady and I know my way round a baseball bat - also take that as you want... (although lets be clear, she is more than capable of taking care of herself - but still you should know...)

If you do hit it off and I need to buy a hat, I am out of the country the first week of June - so try to avoid setting a date then...

Hello btw - I’m AP, welcome to our odd corner of lit... we are mostly british and as such there are liberal scatterings of cor blimey, how’s ya father and cunt... if you need help translating, shout up...

ps - ask SL about the uniform

Yes we love a cunt around here

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Yes we love a cunt around here

Have you escaped pork pie country yet?

 

[LiteTouch10]

Welcome Lite - come in pull up a seat. Open a bottle of something - Cracked Column is on the bourbon. I’m on the porked pie x

Pop! Pop! Wow what a kindly welcome. I seem to have arrived in the most friendly and somewhat wacky part of Ole Lunnon town. As so many friendly waves and smiles are here, I’ve slipped in a few bottles of good vintage into the cellar, and opened a couple for starters.
I hope you don’t mind a toast for good friends, good times and at times, just incredibly good for nothing. Just good pleasures and kinks
Cheers

 

[Polranny]

Pop! Pop! Wow what a kindly welcome. I seem to have arrived in the most friendly and somewhat wacky part of Ole Lunnon town. As so many friendly waves and smiles are here, I’ve slipped in a few bottles of good vintage into the cellar, and opened a couple for starters.
I hope you don’t mind a toast for good friends, good times and at times, just incredibly good for nothing. Just good pleasures and kinks
Cheers

I raise a glass of my temprakneetremble / red bull spritze in anticipation of a dawn raid on your home counties cellar - Angelica (US, honorary Brit, extra special lady) has a wine fridge for any vintage that travels well. I have applied for an offie franchise in Greggs as a result of my 50% of Deborah Meedham management buy out. Doris and Moggie have pulled out of the deal.

 

[Spiritedlady]

Have you escaped pork pie country yet?

No AP I’m here for a day or two. Thanks for the photo tips and somewhat menacing defence of my honour to Column.