Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[ydahecnot]

Is a mere commoner

 

[Gamine67]

Teases dowfarts by asking them to pull her finger.

 

[MattWolf]

Counts clouds

 

[Bellissa]

Counts clouds

Talks in riddles

 

[MattWolf]

Talks in riddles

Walks in triangles

 

[Bellissa]

Walks in triangles

Failed trigonometry

 

[MattWolf]

Failed trigonometry

Saying the word "trigonometry" aloud makes her horny and wet.

 

[Jada59]

Saying the word "trigonometry" aloud makes her horny and wet.

Is a world famous carver of root vegetables. His artwork has made him one of the richest men on earth!

 

[MattWolf]

Is a world famous carver of root vegetables. His artwork has made him one of the richest men on earth!

Eats kittens. Slowly.

 

[alwaysaway]

Eats kittens. Slowly.

Sniffs birds.

 

[MattWolf]

Sniffs birds.

licks rain of pavements

 

[alwaysaway]

licks rain of pavements

Always leaves a letter out of sentences deliberately.

 

[DarkSimian]

Always leaves a letter out of sentences deliberately.

Uses one cent stamps on letters, just to piss off the post office

 

[lilsarah91]

Uses one cent stamps on letters, just to piss off the post office

he's wanted by the Miami Police department for parking his extremely large SUV and compact car spots.

 

[JJonah]

he's wanted by the Miami Police department for parking his extremely large SUV and compact car spots.

She’s actually a nun.

 

[alwaysaway]

She’s actually a nun.

Starts every sentence with, “Spoiler alert!”.

 

[base10]

Mails her panties to strange girls she met online.

Wears the strange panties she receives in the mail

 

[alwaysaway]

Mails her panties to strange girls she met online.

It’s only baseless because it hasn’t happened. Yet.

Wears the strange panties she receives in the mail

Is the one who sends panties out, claiming them to be his own.

 

[saintcero]

Has an entire closet dedicated to "Disco Wear." It's coming back you know.

 

[alwaysaway]

Has an entire closet dedicated to "Disco Wear." It's coming back you know.

Sticks straws up his nostrils and breaks out in song, singing “I Am The Walrus”.

 

[base10]

Sticks straws up his nostrils and breaks out in song, singing “I Am The Walrus”.

Has a butt plug for each day of the week

 

[Gamine67]

Started a Go Fund Me page to acquire a free range for Nauga‘s reading about Naugahyde chairs.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Started a Go Fund Me page to acquire a free range for Nauga‘s reading about Naugahyde chairs.

Once gave edible underwear in an office secret Santa.

 

[alwaysaway]

Once gave edible underwear in an office secret Santa.

Only buys drink bottles that look like dildos. Oh, wait...

 

[gentold]

Only buys drink bottles that look like dildos. Oh, wait...

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