Justadesperatewifeandmom
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All concerned with the freedom of my titties, huh?
Anything is possible, I don't keep up with the grunions.
Justa Redux. Still nothing to see, is a redux ever better than the original
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All concerned with the freedom of my titties, huh?
Anything is possible, I don't keep up with the grunions.
A quick question or two from the corner to start the day..
1.. You live in central Florida.. So you have about a 70 mile drive in either direction to each of the coasts. Which coast do you prefer??
2.. Anywhere in Florida now and in the past few months has been a VERY hectic drive I am sure.. Now that the Snowbirds have or are leaving.. Is the traffic getting any better for you??
Returning to my corner' waiting with open eyes for your response
1.. You live in central Florida.. So you have about a 70 mile drive in either direction to each of the coasts. Which coast do you prefer??
2.. Anywhere in Florida now and in the past few months has been a VERY hectic drive I am sure.. Now that the Snowbirds have or are leaving.. Is the traffic getting any better for you??
Returning to my corner' waiting with open eyes for your response
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well I live in north east central florida, so technically it is 50 miles to the east cost and 90 miles to the west coast. I do almost always go east. in all honesty, I think the west coast is prettier. the crystal clear weak water, the completely white sand. Gulf coast is better for luxury feel, tourists, and fishing. East coast is better for surfing, water play, seashell hunting, reality, and historical site seeing (older cities, shipwrecks etc). As far as where I live, closest gulf coast area is fishing town, closest east coast area is party town. head a little north on the gulf coast side, it is tourist towns. north or south on the east coast, it is still a party. And of course year and time of year plays a part, like gulf coast has more red tide problems, but east coast has cooler water, so if coming in a cooler time the cooler water is an issue.
yeah I usually go east. closer, cheaper, easier, and the kid can easily find tons of seashells, craps, teeth, etc.
now snowbirds are mainly irrelevant to me. I live in east bumblefuck redneck area, not an area where tourists come. I work in a city that would still be bumblefuck if not for the university. It is a party town really, and not something that attracts snowbirds. Now the commute is easier during winter break and summer vacation, because half the city leaves to go visit family. Worst is end of august as there is an influx of young people who don't know where they are and don't have a ton of driving experience.
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I'm more of a Gulf Coast guy. I grew up there and love it. But your reasons for the east coast are certainly valid ones for sure.
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well when he is in
Have you done anything to shock him yet? Of course you could behave like the perfect lady in work.
Have you done anything to shock him yet? Of course you could behave like the perfect lady in work.
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When I read of bumblefuck and swipe culture, I feel a bit like the man who fell to earth.
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well happy wednesday. today I will take you on a little tour of intoxicated Justa. Ok, I don't drink to excess often, but I do like to. Now, in my experience there are 2 types of women when they drink heavily. Type A, lets their slutty side show. Type B, lets their mental instability show. I am both.
ok so we start with sober, and 1 "glass" in
http://i.imgur.com/urkKiy7m.jpg
ok, one glass in, I am starting to feel like I am hot and all, but still completely reasonable, well as reasonable as I am anyway
now we have 1.5 and 2 "glasses" in
http://i.imgur.com/mfBfTSJm.jpg
ok I am feeling like I can live forever, am invincible, life is one big party etc. at the early point, I am up for anything. Friend says "hey road trip", I am "race you to your car". friend says "hey i want to get something back from my ex, come with me and we can yell at him a while, while I grab my stuff", I am sure "sure, how mean should I be?". "let's sing and dance" "absolutely". now I can't actually sing or dance, does that stop me, oh no.
And at some point I shall have to pee. When I return, I have now brought with me at least one new best friend, if not a group. Might be guys, might be girls, might be a mix. The place could be completely empty, but somehow, I made new best friends for the night. hey, some of these people became regulars in my life for years. parking lots and bar bathrooms accounts for over half of my friendships made.
Then later, I am just ready to get into shit all on my own. Walking down the street, "hey there is a pool behind that fence, lets climb it and go skinny dipping", "no justa we are not breaking and entering" "but I really want to" "no" "fine". "oh hey, there is a bank, let's rob a bank" "no justa, we are not robing a bank" "but" "no" "fine". "oh look there is a police station, it has a ladder outside to the roof, lets drink and screw on the roof of a police station", "no justa, we are not going to drink and screw on the roof of a police station" "oh, please, I really want to, it will be a lot of fun" "fine justa, we can screw on the roof of a police station" "yippie, race ya"
Now hubby has been with me a long time and knows this, so now in his older years, with all the wisdom he has gained, we drink at home. Then it doesn't seem like an awesome idea to pick up that chick at the bar, it doesn't seem like an awesome idea to climb that fence etc etc. Now, don't get me wrong, in his younger years he was down for trouble (well except for letting me pick up people from bars, he was always a total beaver dam every single time) but I wasn't always the first one to suggest climbing the fence. Anyway, he is older and wiser and more mature, so at this point, I just try to talk him into something somewhat crazy and kinky, he declines, but eventually I might hit something slightly above vanilla but not robbing a bank that I can talk him in to.
When I visit old friends, this often takes place but in a different way. First, I appoint a responsible person as my baby sitter, who totally fucks up, and starts drinking with me. and yeah then singing and dancing. So then someone is hey lets go to high street, haven't been there in decades, so yeah "race you to the car". then I suggest climbing a fence to play in an old playground, and sure, lets break and enter. Then I suggest another bar, and make some new best friends, then I see some guys who are about the size of whatever group we now have, and suggest hey, they look fun. Friends are, yeah totally. So my babysitter had one job, stop me from picking up some guy, and she is all totally yeah, lets go back to one of their places and she picks up one of the guys too. one job, chicky, one job, damn crappy babysitters. That is rarer and rarer the older and more mature I get the less men I pick up in bars. Again, I mainly just try to talk hubby into something different now. Trying to be all mature now that I am a mother.
so then we near the end of the night, it is now late, I had a fun time, and am not looking to do something new, instead I am looking for unhealthy food. At home this is where my husband says goodnight, don't burn the house down. With friends it is an all night dinner. Of course, need drinks with food, so not long after, ok now what can we do?. oh jesus christ, you are killing me, I am too old for this Justa. Hence, hubby retreated during my cooking, but my friends, well we will find something to do.
http://i.imgur.com/wcMbovIm.jpg
ok and finally the last, pissed of drunk Justa. This is a rarity, I am not a mean drinker, I am a "lets screw on the roof of a police station, or in that hotel's hot tub" drinker mainly. ok and my new best friend I met in the bathroom drinker. But sometimes something happens that pisses me off. 99 times out of 100 in real life, I simply swallow it. Drunk Justa, not so much. Generally, I yell profanity and leave. I mentioned trying to walk home naked in a blizzard once. Yeah, even when leaving might not actually be an option, I will still yell profanity, stomp out, slam a door, and leave. Luckily pissed off Justa is very very rare, because really I am happily invincible and just looking for something new.
though out my life, I have actually had some sober and drunk friends. Like friends who think I am too much trouble when drunk so they discourage it, and friends who fucking love drunk me, so the moment they see me, they are pouring shots and pushing them on me. I had boyfriends I never hung out with sober, and ones I never drank with. obviously the reserved quiet ones are the ones I can't drink with, where as the crazy, reckless, hold my drink and watch this ones, are the ones that can't get me drunk fast enough.
I think I need both types and both moods in my life. I need the stability of the every day, but once in a blue moon I do need those nights where I am invincible, can live forever, up for anything, ready to go, the never ending party with no cares or concerns. It is like a taste of feeling free to do anything, even when I am not actually free to do anything, my head thinks I am.
ok so we start with sober, and 1 "glass" in
http://i.imgur.com/urkKiy7m.jpg
ok, one glass in, I am starting to feel like I am hot and all, but still completely reasonable, well as reasonable as I am anyway
now we have 1.5 and 2 "glasses" in
http://i.imgur.com/mfBfTSJm.jpg
ok I am feeling like I can live forever, am invincible, life is one big party etc. at the early point, I am up for anything. Friend says "hey road trip", I am "race you to your car". friend says "hey i want to get something back from my ex, come with me and we can yell at him a while, while I grab my stuff", I am sure "sure, how mean should I be?". "let's sing and dance" "absolutely". now I can't actually sing or dance, does that stop me, oh no.
And at some point I shall have to pee. When I return, I have now brought with me at least one new best friend, if not a group. Might be guys, might be girls, might be a mix. The place could be completely empty, but somehow, I made new best friends for the night. hey, some of these people became regulars in my life for years. parking lots and bar bathrooms accounts for over half of my friendships made.
Then later, I am just ready to get into shit all on my own. Walking down the street, "hey there is a pool behind that fence, lets climb it and go skinny dipping", "no justa we are not breaking and entering" "but I really want to" "no" "fine". "oh hey, there is a bank, let's rob a bank" "no justa, we are not robing a bank" "but" "no" "fine". "oh look there is a police station, it has a ladder outside to the roof, lets drink and screw on the roof of a police station", "no justa, we are not going to drink and screw on the roof of a police station" "oh, please, I really want to, it will be a lot of fun" "fine justa, we can screw on the roof of a police station" "yippie, race ya"
Now hubby has been with me a long time and knows this, so now in his older years, with all the wisdom he has gained, we drink at home. Then it doesn't seem like an awesome idea to pick up that chick at the bar, it doesn't seem like an awesome idea to climb that fence etc etc. Now, don't get me wrong, in his younger years he was down for trouble (well except for letting me pick up people from bars, he was always a total beaver dam every single time) but I wasn't always the first one to suggest climbing the fence. Anyway, he is older and wiser and more mature, so at this point, I just try to talk him into something somewhat crazy and kinky, he declines, but eventually I might hit something slightly above vanilla but not robbing a bank that I can talk him in to.
When I visit old friends, this often takes place but in a different way. First, I appoint a responsible person as my baby sitter, who totally fucks up, and starts drinking with me. and yeah then singing and dancing. So then someone is hey lets go to high street, haven't been there in decades, so yeah "race you to the car". then I suggest climbing a fence to play in an old playground, and sure, lets break and enter. Then I suggest another bar, and make some new best friends, then I see some guys who are about the size of whatever group we now have, and suggest hey, they look fun. Friends are, yeah totally. So my babysitter had one job, stop me from picking up some guy, and she is all totally yeah, lets go back to one of their places and she picks up one of the guys too. one job, chicky, one job, damn crappy babysitters. That is rarer and rarer the older and more mature I get the less men I pick up in bars. Again, I mainly just try to talk hubby into something different now. Trying to be all mature now that I am a mother.
so then we near the end of the night, it is now late, I had a fun time, and am not looking to do something new, instead I am looking for unhealthy food. At home this is where my husband says goodnight, don't burn the house down. With friends it is an all night dinner. Of course, need drinks with food, so not long after, ok now what can we do?. oh jesus christ, you are killing me, I am too old for this Justa. Hence, hubby retreated during my cooking, but my friends, well we will find something to do.
http://i.imgur.com/wcMbovIm.jpg
ok and finally the last, pissed of drunk Justa. This is a rarity, I am not a mean drinker, I am a "lets screw on the roof of a police station, or in that hotel's hot tub" drinker mainly. ok and my new best friend I met in the bathroom drinker. But sometimes something happens that pisses me off. 99 times out of 100 in real life, I simply swallow it. Drunk Justa, not so much. Generally, I yell profanity and leave. I mentioned trying to walk home naked in a blizzard once. Yeah, even when leaving might not actually be an option, I will still yell profanity, stomp out, slam a door, and leave. Luckily pissed off Justa is very very rare, because really I am happily invincible and just looking for something new.
though out my life, I have actually had some sober and drunk friends. Like friends who think I am too much trouble when drunk so they discourage it, and friends who fucking love drunk me, so the moment they see me, they are pouring shots and pushing them on me. I had boyfriends I never hung out with sober, and ones I never drank with. obviously the reserved quiet ones are the ones I can't drink with, where as the crazy, reckless, hold my drink and watch this ones, are the ones that can't get me drunk fast enough.
I think I need both types and both moods in my life. I need the stability of the every day, but once in a blue moon I do need those nights where I am invincible, can live forever, up for anything, ready to go, the never ending party with no cares or concerns. It is like a taste of feeling free to do anything, even when I am not actually free to do anything, my head thinks I am.
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nah, he knows me well. not perfect lady, but not shocking either
the gulf coast is prettier for sure
One more from the back of the room:
In case you were wondering.. I do value your thread for more than just naked pics.. Reading your posts is entertaining and fun.. You make my day go faster!!
I am sure I am not the only one as well
thanks. this makes my day go faster too. of course, there is the whole we spend half out day wishing our life away thing, but eh
ok, what does bumblefuck have to do with swipe culture? honestly I know nothing of swipe culture, never been on a dating app. bumblefuck is just the middle of nowhere. there is no swipe culture in bumblefuck. we bumblefuckians know everyone so swipe culture. I would actually think someone older would feel like they fit more in bumblefuck as the times haven't changed as much. granted the people in bumblefuck are less educated and don't give 2 shits about impressing the Jones meaning they won't try to impress you either, but as it relates to swipe culture and other societal changes due to technology, bumblefuck simply isn't near as changed as they don't have near the tech. our grocery stores have cashiers, like there aren't even self checkout.
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1. Great explanation.
2. All versions of you sound like fun.
3. Every version includes a very pretty face.
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I have never once been arrested. every time with public sex, they always separate me and ask if I am there of my own free will, and I am all fuck yeah, it was my idea, he probably has no idea why, but come on, it as fun, new, and just seemed like a really good idea. the risk is a turn on, ya know. and yeah they just laugh and send us on our way.
now like jumping a fence to a playground, well the cop didn't want to go down the slide with me, or even swing, but once verifying the driver was actually the sober friend, he just sent us all on our wat
aw well thanks. 2) you say that until you are climbing up to the police station roof haha. 3) the mean face comes with yelling profanities, just remember that.
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A woman yelling profanities? *searches for the downside*
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Well I like feisty women with dirty mouths myself, but many people don't
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and large breasts....
Breast size in women isn't really important to me. but I do like them wild, or at least can be wild.
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i'm talking about you....even though your hubby beat me to it...
haha. well, he ended up with a mixed bag. he got the feisty woman with the dirty mouth, but sometimes what one really wants in their 20s might not be as fabulous in your 40s. And damn the whole not a breast man is just so ironic. seriously next man, I am going with a boob guy, I swear. lol.
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look no further....
well thanks. my eyes are actually brown. ok or green or blue or white or red or yellow, but usually just brown as I usually wear clear contacts
thank youHot hot
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Just catching up and I must say I have missed my daily dose of "Justa"
well hopefully you found something worth the read
You know you had a good childhood when the word's " Young lady.. Are you here on your own free will? " Come from outside the steamed windows!! Remember the day when they poured out the alcohol and threatened to call your parents if they saw you again that night?? And being scared shitless they would actually call your parents?? LOL Ahhh the good ole day's!!
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