Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[neakman]

Was trying to see if the dogs would blend in with the background in her avatar.

Is the originator of "chicken of the Sea" when she tried to start an underwater chicken farm.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Is the originator of "chicken of the Sea" when she tried to start an underwater chicken farm.

He has nipple piercings and a tattoo on his arse that says, "bite here."

 

[alwaysaway]

He has nipple piercings and a tattoo on his arse that says, "bite here."

Collects toenail clippings. Never her own though.

 

[Jada59]

Collects toenail clippings. Never her own though.

Is going on an International tour demonstrating her duck calls using only her mouth and hands.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Is going on an International tour demonstrating her duck calls using only her mouth and hands.

Cannot concentrate during a business presentation because shes following the laser pointer.

 

[alwaysaway]

Cannot concentrate during a business presentation because shes following the laser pointer.

When asked his age, always replies in months.

 

[eatmeslowly75]

When asked his age, always replies in months.

Says they love getting caught in the rain, but what they really mean is that they lock themselves out of their house after drinking too much.

 

[neakman]

Says they love getting caught in the rain, but what they really mean is that they lock themselves out of their house after drinking too much.

once did a hoolahoop marathon for 42 hours .

 

[DeckardNYC]

Says they love getting caught in the rain, but what they really mean is that they lock themselves out of their house after drinking too much.

Once filled her gas tank with diesel fuel to see what would happen.

 

[neakman]

Once filled her gas tank with diesel fuel to see what would happen.

thought NYC stood for nude yoga center and that is why he lives there.

 

[DeckardNYC]

thought NYC stood for nude yoga center and that is why he lives there.

He is a nude yoga center franchisor, but won't sell me a franchise for nyc.

 

[neakman]

He is a nude yoga center franchisor, but won't sell me a franchise for nyc.

learned about nude yoga centers from his constant watching of porn.

 

[DeckardNYC]

learned about nude yoga centers from his constant watching of porn.

*Actually, Real Sex on HBO*

Won't leave the house on Friday the 13th.

 

[Gamine67]

Flunked biology Q “How do you make a hormone?” A. “Don’t pay her”. Jeez.

 

[DarkSimian]

Flunked biology Q “How do you make a hormone?” A. “Don’t pay her”. Jeez.

Released all the fetal pigs from the Bio lab. It wasn't pretty....

 

[LizVegas79]

Released all the fetal pigs from the Bio lab. It wasn't pretty....

Escaped from a lab at a young age. Traveled west with a circus. Is a Cirque performer now. Lives in someone's basement as her pet.

 

[DarkSimian]

Escaped from a lab at a young age. Traveled west with a circus. Is a Cirque performer now. Lives in someone's basement as her pet.

Keeps a beast chained up in her basement for medical reasons

 

[Dejah_thoris_of_Mars]

Keeps a beast chained up in her basement for medical reasons

Shaves political messages into back hair and attends protests in nothing but a thong.

 

[DarkSimian]

Shaves political messages into back hair and attends protests in nothing but a thong.

Sneaks into the men's room, and writes her number on the walls "For a Good Time, call Dejah..."

 

[Illnevertell79]

Sneaks into the men's room, and writes her number on the walls "For a Good Time, call Dejah..."

White is his favorite color

 

[DarkSimian]

White is his favorite color

Is addicted to sodium pentathol

 

[neakman]

Is addicted to sodium pentathol

once hung upside down in a rain storm to get his hair to look "just right"

 

[DarkSimian]

once hung upside down in a rain storm to get his hair to look "just right"

Hangs upside down in rainstorms, hoping a pretty red head will kiss him

 

[neakman]

Hangs upside down in rainstorms, hoping a pretty red head will kiss him

uses a recycled plastic rake to make the part down the middle of his hair because he is environmentally sensitive.

 

[DeckardNYC]

uses a recycled plastic rake to make the part down the middle of his hair because he is environmentally sensitive.

Has no picks left in his NCAA bracket.