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So why are you reading this thread

  • I didn't know what I was opening, and now I am backing away slowly, never to return

    Votes: 1 0.5%

  • I lurk, she is one crazy ass bitch, but she still turns me on/makes me cum

    Votes: 19 10.2%

  • I participate, she is one crazy ass bitch, but she still turns me on/makes me cum

    Votes: 7 3.8%

  • I lurk, she is fucking hilarious, and also turns me on/makes me cum

    Votes: 104 55.9%

  • I participate, she is fucking hilarious, and also turns me on/makes me cum

    Votes: 39 21.0%

  • Not turned on, but come because that bitch is fucking hilarious

    Votes: 4 2.2%

  • Shut up with the poll, I am busy with my pole.

    Votes: 12 6.5%
  • Total voters
    186
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So checking Facebook and see "Florida Man challenge" basically Google birthday and Florida man, and find the first news article for that day. Ok, why not. So Florida Man September 26. Florida Man tosses a man over a bridge during a fight. Now this brings me to something I often wonder....why does Florida Man always get all the credit when in my experience they have nothing on Florida women? So what was Florida woman up to? Getting arrested for dressing like a clown and killing the wife of the man who later became her husband. Yeah killer clown trumps bridge toss.

http://i.imgur.com/bFJuOp7l.jpg

Ok let's check family member birthdays.

October 10th

Florida Man goes into center of hurricane to make a Facebook video or Florida woman forcibly removed from plane because she insists on bringing her emotional support squirrel. Yeah sorry emotional support rodents top hurricane chaser

http://i.imgur.com/oFmVx0zl.jpg

November 29th

Florida Man jacks off on beach while Florida woman threatens to knife stranger who didn't want to smell her farts. Yet another point for Florida woman.

http://i.imgur.com/d0sADaFl.jpg

May 7th.

Florida Man gets arrested for pouring gas in front of the room of 4 child molesters saying he wants to barbeque all child molesters, help arrived too see, they rape children and they deserve to die. Ok maybe a tough one to beat trying to burn people alive, but he was not delusional and they were indeed child rapists. Ok, can Florida women beat baby rapist bbq attempt?

Florida woman runs over 7 pedestrians, 2 on the sidewalk and 5 in a parking lot.

I don't know, it is close, but I still think I give this round to Florida woman. Florida Man had way more style, but Florida woman was totally random.

http://i.imgur.com/BIGpzhyl.jpg

So why does Florida Man always get all the glory when clearly we Florida bitches do it better?
 
I sometimes hate how busy work has been keeping me. I miss out on so much, but I know when I do return, I can always return to the sights of your amazing breasts ;)
I enjoy your thread so much...

As for the 'Florida Man' thing...

Florida man, half-naked, walks goat in the rain. Welcome to Florida.

Florida woman gets six years in prison for hit-and-run death.

You decide which is better :D
 
Shyguy1369 said:
I sometimes hate how busy work has been keeping me. I miss out on so much, but I know when I do return, I can always return to the sights of your amazing breasts ;)
I enjoy your thread so much...

As for the 'Florida Man' thing...

Florida man, half-naked, walks goat in the rain. Welcome to Florida.

Florida woman gets six years in prison for hit-and-run death.

You decide which is better :D
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Yes, my tits will probably be here.

Hum to judge, I think I need to know what part of Florida Man was half naked and what part was half clothed.
 
Shyguy1369 said:
After looking into it more, he was wearing underwear and shoes... Yellow underwear to be specific.:eek:
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Ok, I will give the Florida Man the point. The hat with those yellow undies and the goat on a busy street win. I wonder if the goat had a craving for Popeye's or something
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Well happy Saturday.

I'll be classy and shit today.

http://i.imgur.com/IUuuEmLm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/raTsjA5m.jpg

Side note. Also got my chickens saddled up. Here are two hunkered down for the night.

http://i.imgur.com/GTdoV6im.jpg
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Funny story...I went to Amazon to see if they sold them and to get a better idea how they worked. Fast forward a week and the wife comes home and wants to know why the Fuck chicken saddles are on her recent amazon search. All the nasty shit I look up on the internet and I get caught with chicken saddles. Too funny.
 
kingfupa said:
Funny story...I went to Amazon to see if they sold them and to get a better idea how they worked. Fast forward a week and the wife comes home and wants to know why the Fuck chicken saddles are on her recent amazon search. All the nasty shit I look up on the internet and I get caught with chicken saddles. Too funny.
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Lol. So did you answer because I want to ride a chicken?
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
So checking Facebook and see "Florida Man challenge" basically Google birthday and Florida man, and find the first news article for that day. Ok, why not. So Florida Man September 26. Florida Man tosses a man over a bridge during a fight. Now this brings me to something I often wonder....why does Florida Man always get all the credit when in my experience they have nothing on Florida women? So what was Florida woman up to? Getting arrested for dressing like a clown and killing the wife of the man who later became her husband. Yeah killer clown trumps bridge toss.

http://i.imgur.com/bFJuOp7l.jpg

Ok let's check family member birthdays.

October 10th

Florida Man goes into center of hurricane to make a Facebook video or Florida woman forcibly removed from plane because she insists on bringing her emotional support squirrel. Yeah sorry emotional support rodents top hurricane chaser

http://i.imgur.com/oFmVx0zl.jpg

November 29th

Florida Man jacks off on beach while Florida woman threatens to knife stranger who didn't want to smell her farts. Yet another point for Florida woman.

http://i.imgur.com/d0sADaFl.jpg

May 7th.

Florida Man gets arrested for pouring gas in front of the room of 4 child molesters saying he wants to barbeque all child molesters, help arrived too see, they rape children and they deserve to die. Ok maybe a tough one to beat trying to burn people alive, but he was not delusional and they were indeed child rapists. Ok, can Florida women beat baby rapist bbq attempt?

Florida woman runs over 7 pedestrians, 2 on the sidewalk and 5 in a parking lot.

I don't know, it is close, but I still think I give this round to Florida woman. Florida Man had way more style, but Florida woman was totally random.

http://i.imgur.com/BIGpzhyl.jpg

So why does Florida Man always get all the glory when clearly we Florida bitches do it better?
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Funny you mention that because I was thinking the same thing. Seems like ya'll are crazier to me....:D:eek::rolleyes: Not YOU, per se...;)
 
sexywriterfla said:
Funny you mention that because I was thinking the same thing. Seems like ya'll are crazier to me....:D:eek::rolleyes: Not YOU, per se...;)
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Well I like to claim I'm crazy, really I am just weird. But I like to set my behavior expectations real low right off the bat. I am a big fan of low expectations placed on me lol.

Anyway, part of the Florida stigma is media humor, it isn't much worse than most places, but there are things that are worse. Ok first we have the southern education. Next we have very lenient liquor laws. This means lots of drunk dumbasses. I also hypothesize the heat plays a part. Maybe just through drinking more. We have the highest percent of senior citizens which means we have the highest rates of people walking around with dementia. The easy weather makes us a major homeless destination, with the 3rd highest in the country and that is probably low as a lot of the homeless by choice not seeking assistance aren't easy to find. Mental illness, drug and alcohol addictions occur at a higher rate in the homeless.

As for the undercrediting of the women, well women are less likely to commit violence, and when they do, less physical capability means they have to get creative, just like everywhere.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Well I like to claim I'm crazy, really I am just weird. But I like to set my behavior expectations real low right off the bat. I am a big fan of low expectations placed on me lol.

Anyway, part of the Florida stigma is media humor, it isn't much worse than most places, but there are things that are worse. Ok first we have the southern education. Next we have very lenient liquor laws. This means lots of drunk dumbasses. I also hypothesize the heat plays a part. Maybe just through drinking more. We have the highest percent of senior citizens which means we have the highest rates of people walking around with dementia. The easy weather makes us a major homeless destination, with the 3rd highest in the country and that is probably low as a lot of the homeless by choice not seeking assistance aren't easy to find. Mental illness, drug and alcohol addictions occur at a higher rate in the homeless.

As for the undercrediting of the women, well women are less likely to commit violence, and when they do, less physical capability means they have to get creative, just like everywhere.
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Agreed. And weird is good. Oh and love the new AV. ;)
 
AllAmericanMale said:
Same. I enjoy my job but it's nice to have an intermission sometimes.

Other than that baseball and the tournament are on.

I'm surprised you're not at the beach.
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I actually don't go to the ocean too often. I do live on a lake though, and we strip the beach the beginning of april.

_me_ said:
Nice boobies. :rose:

I think I need a saddle for one of my bunnies, his mum keeps humping him and she bites his back to get a good grip!! :rolleyes:
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Wait, isn't that supposed to be the other way around?
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Well happy Sunday. Sunday is laundry day in my house

http://i.imgur.com/Bg04AwMm.jpg
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I love laundry day at your house!
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hotoldrguy said:
I love laundry day at your house!
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At least someone does ;) thank you

Rugersp101 said:
Oh yes mom panties so very sexy thank you.
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Yes me and my mom panties are rarely parted. Thank you.

Naughtyboy31 said:
Mmmm beautiful babe :kiss::rose:
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Thank you.

Shyguy1369 said:
Happier Sunday now. Definitely love the panties, and you KNOW I would love to follow those instructions ;)
:kiss::rose:
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Thank you. I do wish my panty instructions were followed

tnman03 said:
I love pictures like these and this ones great. You look great. :)
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Thank you. I did end up putting a t-shirt on. Can only go around topless so much, laundry room being past the carport and all.
 
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