Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[DarkSimian]

His idea of romance is sitting on his couch with a beer, with his dog on his lap.

Has "Dueling Banjos" as a ringtone

 

[DeckardNYC]

Has "Dueling Banjos" as a ringtone

Still won't get a mobile phone, afraid of radiation in his brain.

 

[AbsintheFather]

Has "Dueling Banjos" as a ringtone

Still hasn't taken down his Christmas decorations

 

[ashesatwork]

Still hasn't taken down his Christmas decorations

is allergic to gluten

 

[DeckardNYC]

Still hasn't taken down his Christmas decorations

Wandering the streets of Baltimore as we read, trying to channel Edgar Allen Poe.

 

[DarkSimian]

Wandering the streets of Baltimore as we read, trying to channel Edgar Allen Poe.

Thinks the Tell Tale Heart is a how-to book

 

[PapaRomantic]

is allergic to gluten

Never learned how to read a clock with hands on it.

Thinks the Tell Tale Heart is a how-to book

Has a plan to kidnap the Easter Bunny this year and hold him for ransom until somebody gives him 1,000 Cadbury eggs.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Never learned how to read a clock with hands on it.




Has a plan to kidnap the Easter Bunny this year and hold him for ransom until somebody gives him 1,000 Cadbury eggs.

Thinks the Easter Bunny isn't real.

 

[AbsintheFather]

Never learned how to read a clock with hands on it.




Has a plan to kidnap the Easter Bunny this year and hold him for ransom until somebody gives him 1,000 Cadbury eggs.

In spite of what his s AV says, he has an unlisted phone number

 

[DarkSimian]

In spite of what his s AV says, he has an unlisted phone number

Was going to be Absinthe Motherfucker, but it was already taken

 

[AbsintheFather]

Was going to be Absinthe Motherfucker, but it was already taken

hahaa, unfortunately, theres an element of truth to that

Regularly whips up and freezes a months supply of his grandmothers Amarillo liver soup recipe.

 

[DarkSimian]

hahaa, unfortunately, theres an element of truth to that

Regularly whips up and freezes a months supply of his grandmothers Amarillo liver soup recipe.

Makes a amazing Armadillo Surprise cassarole

 

[PapaRomantic]

Makes a amazing Armadillo Surprise cassarole

Loves playing pool in a lesbian pool hall because he brings his own balls.

 

[DarkSimian]

Loves playing pool in a lesbian pool hall because he brings his own balls.

Tells women he is gay, and that he needs help converting to hetero

 

[PapaRomantic]

Tells women he is gay, and that he needs help converting to hetero

Was voted least likely to get an STD in his high school class, since there was a high likelihood he would still be a virgin at the 20th year reunion.

 

[Jada59]

Was voted least likely to get an STD in his high school class, since there was a high likelihood he would still be a virgin at the 20th year reunion.

Has been hanging out in the dirty panties thread, hoping to score some!

 

[PapaRomantic]

Has been hanging out in the dirty panties thread, hoping to score some!

Hosting a BDSM party at her house this weekend, and it's BYOP.....not a type, it means Bring Your Own Paddle.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Hosting a BDSM party at her house this weekend, and it's BYOP.....not a type, it means Bring Your Own Paddle.

Double dips. Constantly.

 

[CamronsInsider]

Double dips. Constantly.

He's been desperately working for the last 3 months on making at least one of these lies into a truth.

 

[alwaysaway]

Celebrates all holidays a day early.

 

[vibes]

Celebrates all holidays a day early.

Likes to get wet

 

[alwaysaway]

Likes to get wet

Likes watching paint dry, naked.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Likes to get wet

Started a Go Fund Me to buy himself a pair of pants.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Likes watching paint dry, naked.

Gets all body painted and goes out in the rain

 

[neakman]

Gets all body painted and goes out in the rain

was once a hologram for Halloween.