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[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Mine doesn't seem to get me laid.
I have always taken you for a virtuous southern lady, can't imagine you getting up to houghmagandies

haha, lol. Someone thinking of me as a just a virtuous southern lady would be making a big mistake. Yes, I have lived down south for a number of years, so upfront you will see the y'all and bringing the "bless your heart" to start when angry. But you can't exclude all the years in all the places I come from.. Growing up in the north in a very harsh crime ridden, poverty stricken, urban environment. I might lead with y'all and bless your heart, but I can get my hands dirty and flip to eye rolling, hair flipping, hands flying, neck swaying, screaming "you ain't shit" pretty fast with the right trigger. the year as a nomadic hippie might just lead to dancing naked in a meadow communing with nature. my time as the life of the party student.

Yeah, I am the sum of a lot of place and experiences.

Looking sexy while taking them off,

A bit of comedy as foreplay goes a long way.

Well then I am a foreplay expert lol

Interesting all this measuring.. Statistics are irrelevant... it is how beautiful they are that is important... and yours are stunning!!!

well thanks, but tell me that you have never measured your dick, just once, because bored and curious

I absolutely LOVE being educated with naked breasts in my face. I'm actually quite aroused right now. Semi erect in my taxi lift home work. Thank you so much Just a.
((HUGGLES))

lol. never look at a tape measure the same way again.

Will you marry me?

do you live in utah?

 

[LoveLiving]

Well happy wednesday.

So I thought I'd knock out a couple requests/suggestions.

first we have risque work picture, but by a window. oh fun

http://i.imgur.com/OkjL8pfm.jpg

and just saying, I did not cause this. wasn't by the window when it happened
https://i.imgur.com/dmJxzGZm.jpg

next we have the measuring of the areola.

so ok, took this this morning

http://i.imgur.com/psQ3K9sm.jpg

so a bit over 4 inches.

then that makes me curious, what is average. well google said 4 centimeters is average (so like 1.5 inches) ok first lol.

then I read that the average breast is also 3 times the size of the average areola, so that would be like 12 centimeters or like 4 and 3/4 inches. IDK, in theory it sounds right, but then that also is saying that my areola is just slightly smaller than the average entire breast, that doesn't sound right.

anyway that of course then leads me to take other measurements in the bathroom at work.

so we have areola in centimeters
http://i.imgur.com/7MjtLAim.jpg

then whole breast in inches and centimeters

http://i.imgur.com/u4BCcNGm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/7XEkbMHm.jpg

so what did we learn today....I have large areolas compared to the average population, but actually I have small areolas compared to my breasts. as my breasts appear to be about 15 inches or 38 centimeters, then one would expect my areolas to be 5 inches, not like 4 and 1/4 or so. Also, still not sure that I buy that the average breasts are 4.5 inches. that just seems like really small.

and then that made me curious about this
http://i.imgur.com/2jUMaJtm.jpg

which made me curious what is average and it is 2.9 inches for a female and 3.3 inches for a male.

So we have also learned that the average man can not cover my areola with his palm.

wow, such an informational morning.

welcome to whatever the fuck I want wednesday.

Well can I at least try?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well can I at least try?

Well you never know until you try.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Well happy wednesday.

So I thought I'd knock out a couple requests/suggestions.

first we have risque work picture, but by a window. oh fun

http://i.imgur.com/OkjL8pfm.jpg

and just saying, I did not cause this. wasn't by the window when it happened
https://i.imgur.com/dmJxzGZm.jpg

next we have the measuring of the areola.

so ok, took this this morning

http://i.imgur.com/psQ3K9sm.jpg

so a bit over 4 inches.

then that makes me curious, what is average. well google said 4 centimeters is average (so like 1.5 inches) ok first lol.

then I read that the average breast is also 3 times the size of the average areola, so that would be like 12 centimeters or like 4 and 3/4 inches. IDK, in theory it sounds right, but then that also is saying that my areola is just slightly smaller than the average entire breast, that doesn't sound right.

anyway that of course then leads me to take other measurements in the bathroom at work.

so we have areola in centimeters
http://i.imgur.com/7MjtLAim.jpg

then whole breast in inches and centimeters

http://i.imgur.com/u4BCcNGm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/7XEkbMHm.jpg

so what did we learn today....I have large areolas compared to the average population, but actually I have small areolas compared to my breasts. as my breasts appear to be about 15 inches or 38 centimeters, then one would expect my areolas to be 5 inches, not like 4 and 1/4 or so. Also, still not sure that I buy that the average breasts are 4.5 inches. that just seems like really small.

and then that made me curious about this
http://i.imgur.com/2jUMaJtm.jpg

which made me curious what is average and it is 2.9 inches for a female and 3.3 inches for a male.

So we have also learned that the average man can not cover my areola with his palm.

wow, such an informational morning.

welcome to whatever the fuck I want wednesday.

Ok - so you got me trying in a slightly tipsy bath... except I don’t travel with a tape measure... I could however scare a poor lad half to death by ringing down and asking reception to send the shiny young man who bought me dinner up last night up with a tape measure...

You’ll be pleased to know I sensibly downloaded a tape measure app instead... although somewhat fiddly since I couldn’t turn the camera still...

Two inches allegedly... I think I now know what penis envy feels like...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Ok - so you got me trying in a slightly tipsy bath... except I don’t travel with a tape measure... I could however scare a poor lad half to death by ringing down and asking reception to send the shiny young man who bought me dinner up last night up with a tape measure...

You’ll be pleased to know I sensibly downloaded a tape measure app instead... although somewhat fiddly since I couldn’t turn the camera still...

Two inches allegedly... I think I now know what penis envy feels like...

Oh, slightly tipsy bath. Nice.

I should have known there would be an app for that.

2 inches seems small looking at you. Of course I'd probably be wrong guess dick sizes too. I can't parallel park either.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Oh, slightly tipsy bath. Nice.

I should have known there would be an app for that.

2 inches seems small looking at you. Of course I'd probably be wrong guess dick sizes too. I can't parallel park either.

To be fair, the app might not be great at measuring curves... I’ll give you an updated measurement on work/wank from home Friday - when I am pretending to pay attention to a conference call, x

 

[Vincius]

Well happy wednesday.

So I thought I'd knock out a couple requests/suggestions.

first we have risque work picture, but by a window. oh fun

http://i.imgur.com/OkjL8pfm.jpg

and just saying, I did not cause this. wasn't by the window when it happened
https://i.imgur.com/dmJxzGZm.jpg

next we have the measuring of the areola.

so ok, took this this morning

http://i.imgur.com/psQ3K9sm.jpg

so a bit over 4 inches.

then that makes me curious, what is average. well google said 4 centimeters is average (so like 1.5 inches) ok first lol.

then I read that the average breast is also 3 times the size of the average areola, so that would be like 12 centimeters or like 4 and 3/4 inches. IDK, in theory it sounds right, but then that also is saying that my areola is just slightly smaller than the average entire breast, that doesn't sound right.

anyway that of course then leads me to take other measurements in the bathroom at work.

so we have areola in centimeters
http://i.imgur.com/7MjtLAim.jpg

then whole breast in inches and centimeters

http://i.imgur.com/u4BCcNGm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/7XEkbMHm.jpg

so what did we learn today....I have large areolas compared to the average population, but actually I have small areolas compared to my breasts. as my breasts appear to be about 15 inches or 38 centimeters, then one would expect my areolas to be 5 inches, not like 4 and 1/4 or so. Also, still not sure that I buy that the average breasts are 4.5 inches. that just seems like really small.

and then that made me curious about this
http://i.imgur.com/2jUMaJtm.jpg

which made me curious what is average and it is 2.9 inches for a female and 3.3 inches for a male.

So we have also learned that the average man can not cover my areola with his palm.

wow, such an informational morning.

welcome to whatever the fuck I want wednesday.

Your hotness is unmeasurable !

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Your hotness is unmeasurable !

He’s not wrong,

(And I think you protest too much about having not caused the car crash... )

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

To be fair, the app might not be great at measuring curves... I’ll give you an updated measurement on work/wank from home Friday - when I am pretending to pay attention to a conference call, x

oh nice, not only do we get an answer, but we also get to learn if an app can really do that

Your hotness is unmeasurable !

aw, well thanks, but I am a woman of science, so everything can be measured, one just might have to develop a scale.

He’s not wrong,

(And I think you protest too much about having not caused the car crash... )

aww, y'all are too nice. and lol, I swear it wasn't my fault. not sure what happened, I looked when I heard it.

 

[spacekowboy]

Gotta love a girl with small hands....

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Gotta love a girl with small hands....

well thanks, but we did actually learn that my hands aren't small. 2.9 inches is average for women. My tits just make my hands look small. they do that.

 

[sexywriterfla]

Well happy wednesday.

So I thought I'd knock out a couple requests/suggestions.

first we have risque work picture, but by a window. oh fun

http://i.imgur.com/OkjL8pfm.jpg

and just saying, I did not cause this. wasn't by the window when it happened
https://i.imgur.com/dmJxzGZm.jpg

next we have the measuring of the areola.

so ok, took this this morning

http://i.imgur.com/psQ3K9sm.jpg

so a bit over 4 inches.

then that makes me curious, what is average. well google said 4 centimeters is average (so like 1.5 inches) ok first lol.

then I read that the average breast is also 3 times the size of the average areola, so that would be like 12 centimeters or like 4 and 3/4 inches. IDK, in theory it sounds right, but then that also is saying that my areola is just slightly smaller than the average entire breast, that doesn't sound right.

anyway that of course then leads me to take other measurements in the bathroom at work.

so we have areola in centimeters
http://i.imgur.com/7MjtLAim.jpg

then whole breast in inches and centimeters

http://i.imgur.com/u4BCcNGm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/7XEkbMHm.jpg

so what did we learn today....I have large areolas compared to the average population, but actually I have small areolas compared to my breasts. as my breasts appear to be about 15 inches or 38 centimeters, then one would expect my areolas to be 5 inches, not like 4 and 1/4 or so. Also, still not sure that I buy that the average breasts are 4.5 inches. that just seems like really small.

and then that made me curious about this
http://i.imgur.com/2jUMaJtm.jpg

which made me curious what is average and it is 2.9 inches for a female and 3.3 inches for a male.

So we have also learned that the average man can not cover my areola with his palm.

wow, such an informational morning.

welcome to whatever the fuck I want wednesday.

Math was never so sexy.

 

[Todger65]

I’ve just got brain freeze from all your measurements.

There is a measuring app for the iPad uses the back camera and you need to hold the camera steady and click to get the first point then move it to the second point and click again. Can’t see how it can be accurate as it doesn’t seem to take into account the distance of the camera to object, ie. the nearer you get, the bigger the object.

 

[Cogan]

aww, y'all are too nice. and lol, I swear it wasn't my fault. not sure what happened, I looked when I heard it.

Well, two accidents in a short while and you were close by.....Hmmmm I think you have some sort of boobies trap!

 

[spacekowboy]

well thanks, but we did actually learn that my hands aren't small. 2.9 inches is average for women. My tits just make my hands look small. they do that.

Compared to mine they are, anyway. Which is what fired up the old pervbrain.


Also, your tits could make the parthenon look small.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Thanks for having such a great thread. I mean, it is educational and entertaining.

And, it has tits, so bonus!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Math was never so sexy.

Always awesome to make math sexy

I’ve just got brain freeze from all your measurements.

There is a measuring app for the iPad uses the back camera and you need to hold the camera steady and click to get the first point then move it to the second point and click again. Can’t see how it can be accurate as it doesn’t seem to take into account the distance of the camera to object, ie. the nearer you get, the bigger the object.

Lol. Sorry.

And Yeah. The only way I could see it actually working correctly is with a calibration sheet. And if printing a calibration sheet, might as well just print a ruler

Well, two accidents in a short while and you were close by.....Hmmmm I think you have some sort of boobies trap!

Just one accident. The grey one hit the white one. White one spun out across traffic. Grey one simply pulled off the road.

But I have other boobie traps.

Compared to mine they are, anyway. Which is what fired up the old pervbrain.


Also, your tits could make the parthenon look small.

Oh, so you have big hands?

And lol. Maybe someday I will find out

 

[EndlessNameless]

I have a willing cock you can measure for...science. Wait, we're talking about tits, never mind. But still available! Oh, and as a bonus it gives orgasms too. Sometimes.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Thanks for having such a great thread. I mean, it is educational and entertaining.

And, it has tits, so bonus!

Well thank you. But who are you kidding, you are primarily here for the tits. The entertainment is secondary.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I have a willing cock you can measure for...science. Wait, we're talking about tits, never mind. But still available! Oh, and as a bonus it gives orgasms too. Sometimes.

Mmmm. I'd be glad to see what we can find out.... for science

 

[EndlessNameless]

Mmmm. I'd be glad to see what we can find out.... for science

I propose that we find how many orgasms you can have until exhaustion. I may be broken before that point, but it'll be worth it.

 

[Cogan]

Just one accident. The grey one hit the white one. White one spun out across traffic. Grey one simply pulled off the road.

But I have other boobie traps.

What about this then?
"Though someone did recently hit some trees just outside my main yard. Missed My fence by inches."

Oh? Now I'm curious!

 

[spacekowboy]

Oh, so you have big hands?

And lol. Maybe someday I will find out

Well, they arent exactly small...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I propose that we find how many orgasms you can have until exhaustion. I may be broken before that point, but it'll be worth it.

My historical high record was 27, but I'd love to try to beat it

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

What about this then?
"Though someone did recently hit some trees just outside my main yard. Missed My fence by inches."

Oh? Now I'm curious!

Oh I forgot that. That was like 3 weeks ago. I should post pictures.

And everyone has a few secrets.

Well, they arent exactly small...

Well size is a hard thing to gauge without a unit of measure