Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[DeckardNYC]

Does not understand why women don't find his webbed feet to be a turn on.

*that is a monstrous lie because they do turn women on*

Mistakenly thinks "big" in his name will make women assume it's a reference to a certain part of his anatomy.

 

[LizVegas79]

*that is a monstrous lie because they do turn women on*

Mistakenly thinks "big" in his name will make women assume it's a reference to a certain part of his anatomy.

He actually lives in L.A. and has a recurring role as a stand-in on a popular sitcom.

 

[PapaRomantic]

He actually lives in L.A. and has a recurring role as a stand-in on a popular sitcom.

Secretly adores flannel pajamas and can't wait for the time she's old enough to wear them out in public.

 

[LizVegas79]

Secretly adores flannel pajamas and can't wait for the time she's old enough to wear them out in public.

Nah-uh. My philosophy is why wait? How do you think I check the mail every morning?

https://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/strategist/2018/01/10/pajamas/7.jpg


Has a view of the mailboxes in his neighborhood from his bedroom window and knows exactly what each woman in the neighborhood wears to go check her mail.

 

[PapaRomantic]

Nah-uh. My philosophy is why wait? How do you think I check the mail every morning?

https://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/strategist/2018/01/10/pajamas/7.w7510.h473.2.jpg


Has a view of the mailboxes in his neighborhood from his bedroom window and knows exactly what each woman in the neighborhood wears to go check her mail.

I imagine even in flannel, you would still be stunning.

Is the number one amateur picture poster on the erotic website "Flannel Lovers Anonymous."

 

[DarkSimian]

I imagine even in flannel, you would still be stunning.

Is the number one amateur picture poster on the erotic website "Flannel Lovers Anonymous."

Has graciously offered to replace Luke Perry on Riverdale

 

[CamronsInsider]

Has graciously offered to replace Luke Perry on Riverdale

Was the Pokemon World Champion two years in a row!

 

[DarkSimian]

Was the Pokemon World Champion two years in a row!

Banned form playing Pokémon Go! Was abducting neighborhood animals, and putting them in homemade pokeballs..

 

[LizVegas79]

Was the Pokemon World Champion two years in a row!

Is finally going to pick an avatar today. (hint, hint)

 

[DarkSimian]

Is finally going to pick an avatar today. (hint, hint)

Is madly in love with me

 

[LizVegas79]

Is madly in love with me

(this isn't the True/False thread sweetie! )

Wishes this was the True/False thread.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Is madly in love with me

Truly loves only his goldfish named Trudy.

 

[DarkSimian]

(this isn't the True/False thread sweetie! )

Wishes this was the True/False thread.

Only loves me for my unlimited access to shoes

 

[LizVegas79]

Only loves me for my unlimited access to shoes

His friends and family are going to save a lot of money on cake and presents next year if he's only pretending to have unlimited access to shoes.

 

[DarkSimian]

His friends and family are going to save a lot of money on cake and presents next year if he's only pretending to have unlimited access to shoes.

Wants me to mix up the batter, so she can like the beaters

 

[DeckardNYC]

Wants me to mix up the batter, so she can like the beaters

By unlimited access to shoes, he means he's really Al Bundy.

 

[PapaRomantic]

By unlimited access to shoes, he means he's really Al Bundy.

Grows his own flowers just so he can pick the petals off as he does the "She loves me, she loves me not" game while thinking of Lit ladies.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Grows his own flowers just so he can pick the petals off as he does the "She loves me, she loves me not" game while thinking of Lit ladies.

This Papa Bear just came out of hibernation and is hungry and looking for Goldilocks.

 

[alwaysaway]

This Papa Bear just came out of hibernation and is hungry and looking for Goldilocks.

Only eats porridge on Wednesday’s.

 

[DarkSimian]

Thinks koalas are related to monkeys...

Has a raging catnip addiction

 

[LizVegas79]

Has a raging catnip addiction

Has a raging ... ape-pendage?

 

[DarkSimian]

Has a raging ... ape-pendage?

*if you only knew *

Wants to franchise her Dr. Liz Drive-thru Sex Clinics in all 50 states (and Puerto Rico)

 

[PNWKitten]

*if you only knew *

Wants to franchise her Dr. Liz Drive-thru Sex Clinics in all 50 states (and Puerto Rico)

Has a side job as a reader on libra-vox

 

[DarkSimian]

Has a side job as a reader on libra-vox

Listens to erotic fiction, as read by Christopher Walken

 

[PNWKitten]

Listens to erotic fiction, as read by Christopher Walken

(that made me laugh)

Has color coordinated binders for his comics based on the color of their "super suit".