Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[gentold]

*daylight what? *

Always telling people to take a short walk off a long pier. Just doesn't get the concept.

Whimpers when horny

 

[Illnevertell79]

Whimpers when horny

Spends saturdays petting rabbits at petsmart...

 

[gentold]

Spends saturdays petting rabbits at petsmart...

teller of tales or tails ?

 

[Sweet_Lara]

teller of tales or tails ?

Flirted with a horny back toad

 

[DeckardNYC]

Flirted with a horny back toad

Knows how to tell if a toad is horny

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Knows how to tell if a toad is horny

He claims his mama never told him he'd get warts if he touched a toad. There's no cure, his docs tell him, just wear protection.

 

[Illnevertell79]

He claims his mama never told him he'd get warts if he touched a toad. There's no cure, his docs tell him, just wear protection.

She got a little too close and got the warts too

 

[Hosebloke]

She got a little too close and got the warts too

At night she throws single shoes on to the side of the freeway

 

[Jada59]

At night she throws single shoes on to the side of the freeway

Uses an eyebrow pencil to draw a line up the back of his legs to simulate hose with a seam.

 

[PapaRomantic]

Uses an eyebrow pencil to draw a line up the back of his legs to simulate hose with a seam.

Loves to walk nude around a monastery, seeing how many monks she can cause to break their vow of silence.

 

[PNWKitten]

Loves to walk nude around a monastery, seeing how many monks she can cause to break their vow of silence.

Walks around the nunnery with a summer sausage in his pants and a go pro hidden so he can record how many nuns gawk and cross themselves.

 

[Jada59]

Walks around the nunnery with a summer sausage in his pants and a go pro hidden so he can record how many nuns gawk.

Really lives in NY.

 

[PapaRomantic]

Walks around the nunnery with a summer sausage in his pants and a go pro hidden so he can record how many nuns gawk and cross themselves.

Her goal in life is to be an underdressed girl in a beer commercial.

 

[PNWKitten]

Really lives in NY.

She knows because she lives in the same building.

Her goal in life is to be an underdressed girl in a beer commercial.

Dont forget you promised as a talent agent to get me cast as a backup dancer in a rap video too.

 

[Jada59]

His goal is to be holding a beer!

 

[PapaRomantic]

She knows because she lives in the same building.




Dont forget you promised as a talent agent to get me cast as a backup dancer in a rap video too.

Dances like she has to take a major dump in the toilet!

His goal is to be holding a beer!

Can hardly wait until she's old enough to drive 20 MPH everywhere!

(Didn't mean to skip you the last time....)

 

[PNWKitten]

Dances like she has to take a major dump in the toilet!
...)

I need video proof of what this looks like!!!

Tapes a feather duster to his ass so he can walk around like a bigger cock of the walk.

 

[de_valmont]

I need video proof of what this looks like!!!

Tapes a feather duster to his ass so he can walk around like a bigger cock of the walk.

Never undresses her kitten costume and is always in heat with her tail and fur under her clothes at work.

 

[PapaRomantic]

Never undresses her kitten costume and is always in heat with her tail and fur under her clothes at work.

When he's at a lake and somebody catches a fish, he loves to yell out, "You want chips with that?"

 

[rlaflamme]

When he's at a lake and somebody catches a fish, he loves to yell out, "You want chips with that?"

Overstocks fish in a small pond in his yard so he can catch them and say he is a master fisherman.

 

[DarkSimian]

Overstocks fish in a small pond in his yard so he can catch them and say he is a master fisherman.

Hopes to get abducted so he can get probed

 

[DeckardNYC]

Hopes to get abducted so he can get probed

He golfs with just a 5 iron, bragging he's as good as anyone with a full set.

 

[PapaRomantic]

He golfs with just a 5 iron, bragging he's as good as anyone with a full set.

Spent 9.2% of his income last year on butter. I don't think we want to know why....

 

[DeckardNYC]

Spent 9.2% of his income last year on butter. I don't think we want to know why....

He's fibbing, he knows why. He's also a big fan of Last Tango in Paris.

 

[PapaRomantic]

He's fibbing, he knows why. He's also a big fan of Last Tango in Paris.

Does not understand why women don't find his webbed feet to be a turn on.