Damn you Toronto.

[Thoggy]

There, I said it.

I know I should be proud of my city and our lovely citizens, but I'm getting pretty damn tired of no one being able to fulfill a simple request.

All I've asked for is a submissive woman in Toronto or the area, under 40, petite to average size, interested in exploring her sexuality, willing to be degraded, open to wearing a Richard Nixon mask during sex, using (externally) Elk oil for cultural purposes, and not doing anything else with her life so she can focus on me exclusively.

It's pretty fucking straight forward. Or bi forward. It's forward I guess.

Despite the reasonableness of my request, no one has fulfilled it.

I guess I'm looking for something too simple. I'm gonna make it more complicated.

If you are such a woman and want to explore, say hi damnit.

T

 

[LadyJS]

open to wearing a Richard Nixon mask during sex

This made me laugh!

Best of luck to you in your search.

 

[bspa78]

Is it wrong of me that I secretly do not want Toronto to fulfill your complicated simple request so that I will continue to have the joy of reading your posts?

 

[Thoggy]

Yes, it is wrong of you.

You're prioritizing your entertainment over my entertainment and it's not cool.

My lawyer will be sending you a sternly worded letter. I just need to hire a lawyer. And track you down. And compose the letter. And pay the lawyer.

But it's on. It's on like donkey Kong.

T

 

[bspa78]

Dear Sir,

Please note that my lawyer has not yet received your lawyer's sternly worded letter. However, as you have also not since posted anything for my reading entertainment either, you're technically still winning, dammit.

Sincerely,
Me

 

[Dribble]

When you have a basketball team that is better than your hockey team...what do you expect?

 

[pbwgal]

Best giggle tonight. I hope you find your impossible dream girl.

 

[mercurial sky]

I thought you were talking about the Blue Jay's start to the season for a sec!

 

[sallycee]

....pretty funny... some good stories you have there too.....