What's He or She Saying?

[Taegul]

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"So you like a classic with sexy lines that loves being driven all night long? Wanna go for a test drive?"

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.redd.it/souh9bbiv5g21.gif

"Yeah, the Fed Ex guy was just here. But he's already gone.
Believe me, "Express" means really super quick!"

 

[base10]

"Yeah, the Fed Ex guy was just here. But he's already gone.
Believe me, "Express" means really super quick!"

So quick I'm assuming he finished on that spot on the leg before he even got it in

 

[jaF0]

https://www.mymusclefactory.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/b1.png

"Yes, I know this is the men's locker room. Do you want me to prove I belong here?"

 

[Taegul]

~Link went poof~

 

[LizVegas79]

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"You're loaning me out to a few of your friends?! WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?!!
I don't care if you lost some stupid bet! When is this "loaning" suppose to take place anyways?!!
NEXT SATURDAY?!! Cocktails at 7 and the party starts at 8. Oh I see. Here?! At our place?!!
Well, that gives me time to call the maids, get a hair appointment and a slutty new mani/pedi ....
I should stop and do a little shopping at Vicki's too. Something expensive but that I don't mind
being destroyed. Yes, yes. Fine, fine. I'll do it. Oh I don't know. I'll probably blow two or three of them
so that my face and boobs are all nice and sticky. But I'm sure it'll be sloppy thirds or fourths at least for you afterwards, sweetie. Your friends are perverts. I bet some are going to want to take two turns just like last time."

 

[Taegul]

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"Want to join us in the cockpit? I'll give you an up close look at the landing strip."

 

[Taegul]

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/61/5f/10/615f10ee3b45c5fdaa529443bea16cad.jpg

"Umm, no, we're not doing anything inappropriate. My seat broke and it won't adjust or recline, so we're just sharing one for this flight and the captain is showing me how to use a flight stick."

 

[BenDover4]

Voice over intercom...

Stock boy to produce please to help a shopper needing assistance...

 

[LizVegas79]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/792074271f7a16910107e4ede646d44e/tumblr_p3p4qrirOF1smvl8ao1_540.jpg

"Who re-arranged my flowers? Was it you?! WAS IT?!!

 

[Taegul]

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"Get lost you tramp, I'm helping Taegul with his luggage."

"Fuck you, bitch, I was helping him first. Don't make me kick your ass again!"

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e3/62/ce/e362ce1f5a9c48cd849d301361c4ab89.jpg

"Get lost you tramp, I'm helping Taegul with his luggage."

"Fuck you, bitch, I was helping him first. Don't make me kick your ass again!"

....

 

[Taegul]

http://www.kwiknews.my/sites/default/files/airasia-1024x768.jpg

"Welcome to the first meeting of the Mile High Sex Addicts Therapy Group. You look like you're gonna be a tough nut to crack, but luckily we have a ton of experience with sex addiction."

 

[LizVegas79]

http://www.kwiknews.my/sites/default/files/airasia-1024x768.jpg

"Welcome to the first meeting of the Mile High Sex Addicts Therapy Group. You look like you're gonna be a tough nut to crack, but luckily we have a ton of experience with sex addiction."

LMAO!

But you left out: "So take off your pants. Let's see what we're dealing with here." LOL

 

[Taegul]

LMAO!

But you left out: "So take off your pants. Let's see what we're dealing with here." LOL

It's only the first meeting, you wouldn't want to scare a guy off prematurely would you?

 

[Taegul]

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"I was pissed off when they said I'd have to share a seat. Boy, was I wrong!"

 

[LizVegas79]

It's only the first meeting, you wouldn't want to scare a guy off prematurely would you?

With seven girls in your support group who look like that, I'd be willing to bet
something's going to go off "prematurely" in your very near future!

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/24/c6/db/24c6db6fdee7d64a6b57fbb7e2688f43.jpg

"Nope. First Class is a couple rows back. This is Three-Way Class."

 

[Taegul]

http://66.media.tumblr.com/e60d49523d1d8a6ddefe978db539b990/tumblr_nwfs1yjWev1upq5kto1_1280.jpg

"So are you a member of the DC Extended Universe? No? Well, give me a couple minutes and you'll be as "extended" as Superman was last night."

 

[Taegul]

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"Women's clothing is half off? Fuck that, women's clothing is 100% off in aisle 15!"

 

[LizVegas79]

https://78.media.tumblr.com/c79b555a560409e39b4f95589ce498a7/tumblr_ntwa78k6bk1t0u9igo1_1280.jpg[/AUOTE]

"Yeah, I work here. It's just Really Casual Friday that's all. What can I help you with?""

 

[Taegul]

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"Yes ma'am, I guarantee your husband's air sickness will pass in just a couple of minutes. I've been doing this for a long time and my technique has never failed."

 

[Taegul]

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"That's it ladies, teamwork is the key to fixing premature ejaculation. We're already up to 30 seconds, and I think that's a new record for him."

 

[Taegul]

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"Ride 'em cowboy! WOOOOOHOOOOOO!"

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ... six ... five ...four ... threeeee .... twoooo ...onnnnnne!!! ...."