So, it is now firmly established that

Wait, they're not secure? :eek:

Are the people boarding with you like, falling out of their bed every night or something?

Most likely the deadbeats are getting tossed out on their collective ears.

I'd want secure boarders too. The kind who have the money to pay their rent on time and don't annoy the neighbors with a parade of girlfriends who get paid by the minute.
 
Most likely the deadbeats are getting tossed out on their collective ears.

I'd want secure boarders too. The kind who have the money to pay their rent on time and don't annoy the neighbors with a parade of girlfriends who get paid by the minute.

Do you think Emerson is pretending to be female?
 
Most likely the deadbeats are getting tossed out on their collective ears.

I'd want secure boarders too. The kind who have the money to pay their rent on time and don't annoy the neighbors with a parade of girlfriends who get paid by the minute.

Sorry. :(
 
Do you think Emerson is pretending to be female?

■ The odds of dating a supermodel are about 1 in 88,000, according to Gregory Baer, author of “Life: The Odds.”

■ The odds that the person you’re dating is a millionaire, 1 in 216, Baer wrote in the book.

■ The chances you’ll achieve sainthood, 1 in 20 million, according to Baer.

■ The likelihood of having conjoined twins is about 1 in 200,000, according to the University of Maryland Medical Center.

■ The odds of being struck by lighting in your lifetime — provided you live for about 80 years — are 1 in 12,000, according to the National Weather Service.

■ The odds of an amateur golfer hitting a hole in one on a par 3 hole are 1 in 12,500, according to the National Hole in One Association, which has tracked data through the hole-in-one insurance and prize insurance plans it offers.

■ The odds of two amateurs in the same foursome sinking a hole in one on the same par 3 hole are 1 in 26 million, according to the association.

■ The odds of being dealt a royal flush in poker are 1 in 649,740, according to a mathematician at Central Washington University.

You’re also more likely to suffer some sort of unusual death. There’s quite a long list of strange ways to perish that are more likely than winning the Powerball jackpot. Here are a few:

■ The odds of being killed by an asteroid impact? 1 in 74,817,414, according to The Economist magazine.

■ The likelihood of being killed in a shark attack is 1 in 8 million, according to a researcher at Tulane University.

■ Death via legal execution? 1 in 127,717, according to the National Safety Council.

Thankfully, you’re more likely to win the Powerball jackpot than to be hit by a piece of satellite debris that falls from space. The odds of such an unfortunate event are about 1 in 21 trillion, according to NASA.

Odds of Hisderpy admitting to being wrong... 1 in a quadrillion or more.
 
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I'd want secure boarders too. The kind who have the money to pay their rent on time and don't annoy the neighbors with a parade of girlfriends who get paid by the minute.

One would think one would be sensible enough to pay the rent before paying the parade of girlfriends, as nice as I'm sure they may be! :D
 
One would think one would be sensible enough to pay the rent before paying the parade of girlfriends, as nice as I'm sure they may be! :D

I dunno.

If one is bound to be homeless - because broke deadbeat, wouldn't it be better to be homeless AFTER getting some nookie?
 
I dunno.

If one is bound to be homeless - because broke deadbeat, wouldn't it be better to be homeless AFTER getting some nookie?

Do you think Emerson is pretending to be female?
 
:(

Some of my best friends are republicans. I have nieces and nephews that are half-republican. Not many people know that so shut your fucking yap about it.

"... and some of them, I'm sure are good people. " Donald J Trump

Hey I like you fine Pete. You ever need some political cover here, , I'll be your "One Republican Friend!"

Nothing to be ashamed of in any case he'll President Trump didn't even have much good to say about Republicans till he decided to become one to help his marketing brand
 
Yes, and you have that one special black friend too, the Jew friend, the native friend all the things that prove that you do not enjoy the white privilege that you spend days upon days railing against...


You really are a conflicted piece of work.


Of course, Rory could not have his say without proving that which I postulated.
There are no good Republicans ~~ here ~~...

Those are quite literally not the same thing nor in the same hemisphere. You just have a strange desire to be condescending and borderline retarded in the same post.
 
Those are quite literally not the same thing nor in the same hemisphere. You just have a strange desire to be condescending and borderline retarded in the same post.

Of course they are literally in the same hemisphere. They're even (arguably) metaphorically in the same hemisphere.
 
"... and some of them, I'm sure are good people. " Donald J Trump

Hey I like you fine Pete. You ever need some political cover here, , I'll be your "One Republican Friend!"

Nothing to be ashamed of in any case he'll President Trump didn't even have much good to say about Republicans till he decided to become one to help his marketing brand

So now you're NOT a libertarian?

FFS, I need a scorecard to keep up with you right wingers flipping on this issue.
 
So now you're NOT a libertarian?

FFS, I need a scorecard to keep up with you right wingers flipping on this issue.

Almost like keeping track of democrats that like Sanders and those that hate him. Good luck with that. :)
 
So now you're NOT a libertarian?

FFS, I need a scorecard to keep up with you right wingers flipping on this issue.

I would be libertarian if it was viable; since it's not viable I'm not. I'm specifically a Goldwater Republican which doesn't exist anymore but Goldwater was quite libertarian.

You know..the way Zumi claims to be living a "black life" but really he is living the noodle slurping, taco crunching, gin swilling hipster life in a blackface.
 
Nonsense.

I know Republicans who took their education seriously, back in the day.

I know Republicans who aren't socially inept.

I know Republicans who either didn't vote for - or express great regret for having voted for - Trump.

I know Republicans who aren't driven by hatred stemming from a putrid life they're living.

You and your cohorts on here, however, are none of these things. You are right-fringe, racist malcontents, who wish they could claim being victims underneath a respectable umbrella (like you're trying to do).

The Republicans I know would call you losers. On this subject, there is bi-partisan agreement. :cool:



Beautifully said!

I would consider the GB Deplorables as alt-right fringe members, most of them probably suffer from anti-social personality disorder. Free speech boards tend to lure the assholes.

Que is a wonderful example. He constantly gaslights his opponents as "racists", however you can find him kicking it with the board's lowest scum. He can't blame it on his Asperger's Syndrome, he is just a hypocritical piece of shit.

These are not good people. Many of them have failed marriages and family life, yet behave as if they are so superior to others.
 
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Beautifully said!

I would consider the GB Deplorables as alt-right fringe members, most of them probably suffer from anti-social personality disorder. Free speech boards tend to lure the assholes.

Que is a wonderful example. He constantly gaslights his opponents as "racists", however you can find him kicking it with the board's lowest scum. He can't blame it on his Asperger's Syndrome, he is just a hypocritical piece of shit.

These are not good people. Many of them have failed marriages and family life, yet behave as if they are so superior to others.

https://media.makeameme.org/created/why-the-fuck-0nq5sv.jpg
 
Beautifully said!

I would consider the GB Deplorables as alt-right fringe members, most of them probably suffer from anti-social personality disorder. Free speech boards tend to lure the assholes.

Que is a wonderful example. He constantly gaslights his opponents as "racists", however you can find him kicking it with the board's lowest scum. He can't blame it on his Asperger's Syndrome, he is just a hypocritical piece of shit.

These are not good people. Many of them have failed marriages and family life, yet behave as if they are so superior to others.

So, if we're so disgusting, why are you here?

It's not like you ever actually contribute to the discussion. All you ever do is show up to support one or the other rorbag Alts and thread crap.

If Lit is so bad, why not find somewhere more pleasant. I promise, we won't miss you.
 
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