What Are You Thinking? Continued 2

[SoulAssasin247]

One of the best days I had in a long time, I have been blessed

 

[PattiJolene]

Sorry l don't believe in soulmates anymore....

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Sorry l don't believe in soulmates anymore....

That's because you never rode on the https://youtu.be/zCnKFM3hXEk

 

[Girly_girl]

Well that failed miserably....*shrugs*

 

[emsway]

I saw what you just did there.

Didja?

.........

The next door office? A Proctologist.

I’m sure you gave that office a good story for years to come.

While we're on the subject, I need new glasses. I've been making running repairs to them over the past couple of years, but the lenses are scratched, the legs are bent out of shape, one of the nose-thingies is missing, etc, etc.

I only started wearing glasses a little over three years ago. I’m a bad glasses owner. I’ve broken two pair and lost a third. I’m getting new glasses in a few weeks, and I vow to do better.

 

[dadbod4u]

In the space of three weeks I've injured myself sneezing, walking and putting on a shoe. God I'm old.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

In the space of three weeks I've injured myself sneezing, walking and putting on a shoe. God I'm old.

Lol, I sneezed this morning and hit myself in the face with my phone... It happens!

 

[tnman03]

Lol, I sneezed this morning and hit myself in the face with my phone... It happens!

OK...I had to visualize that and think about it for just a moment and yeah, I can see how that could happen. Here's hoping it was a non event.

 

[standard1]

Busted.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

OK...I had to visualize that and think about it for just a moment and yeah, I can see how that could happen. Here's hoping it was a non event.

Mostly humiliating

 

[tnman03]

Mostly humiliating

Nope, smile worthy and maybe even eliciting friendly laughter but not humiliating.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

I HATE being sick.

 

[mnbreastluver]

After the invention of mail, millions of pigeons lost their jobs and ended up on the streets.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Everytime I hear someone complain or dog their real life spouse, I wonder what would their spouse say about them. I would love to hear the other side of the story lmao

 

[JennyNo1]

Everytime I hear someone complain or dog their real life spouse, I wonder what would their spouse say about them. I would love to hear the other side of the story lmao

I've wondered that same thing many times.

 

[mnbreastluver]

The greatest lie in the world hasn't been figured out. We're still believing it

 

[inkandiridiumnibs]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/17a6eca29b6d8dc1ac4f7813ccbe8875/tumblr_phf2rxCg5J1xa4sueo1_540.png

 

[XBeautifulSoulX]

I spend far to much time waiting on lazy people

 

[mnbreastluver]

Japanese genitalia appears blurry on camera. Bigfoot appears blurry on camera. So there is a possibility that Bigfoot is entirely composed of japanese genitalia

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Japanese genitalia appears blurry on camera. Bigfoot appears blurry on camera. So there is a possibility that Bigfoot is entirely composed of japanese genitalia

^^ big and bushy. Could be something to that.

 

[mnbreastluver]

^^ big and bushy. Could be something to that.

Just a theory.

 

[jasonmason]

I really should be getting some sleep soon. I have a big day tomorrow.

 

[Misshotndeep]

It use to be so busy on here at night. Now it's like a ghost town past 10 pm est.

 

[Xerxes82]

We're going to be at this all night.

 

[standard1]

Yeah, I definitely need to see the optometrist. See the optometrist???

More importantly, you need the optometrist to see you.