______ is Litster Personals code for _______

[blulilacgrl]

So in light of an old thread about honesty on Lit being semi resurrected, I thought it would be fun and educational to put something out here for all the newbs (and maybe not so newb). Let's face it. Every community develops its own code for saying things and Lit is no different. So let's break down these codes for everyone.

Example....


"Looking for man/woman for fun intelligent conversation" is Litster Personals code for "I want to talk about sex but with someone who can spell correctly"

 

[done_got_old]

Interesting thread!


Married, but is code for I'll fuck you if you're close.

 

[blulilacgrl]

Interesting thread!


Married, but is code for I'll fuck you if you're close.

Hahaha....

How about

"looking for a fun lighthearted chat" is code for "I want to talk about sex with you tonight but don't expect me to chat with you ever again."

 

[hotoldrguy]

So in light of an old thread about honesty on Lit being semi resurrected, I thought it would be fun and educational to put something out here for all the newbs (and maybe not so newb). Let's face it. Every community develops its own code for saying things and Lit is no different. So let's break down these codes for everyone.

Example....


"Looking for man/woman for fun intelligent conversation" is Litster Personals code for "I want to talk about sex but with someone who can spell correctly"

semi is right...it has barely made zombie status. This thread looks interesting though. Subscribed

 

[JennyNo1]

semi is right...it has barely made zombie status. This thread looks interesting though. Subscribed

I think maybe it didn't take off again because we're all sick to death of talking about the topic for the time being.

And many times the word "Woman" is Litster Personals code for "man". As in "voluptuous sexy woman looking for fun sexy chat".

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Come over, I'll cook for you and we'll watch some movies.



I am going to bend you over with your head in my couch cushions and fuck the shit out of you




Sorry this is guy personal code, not LIT personal code

 

[ChainedUp]

I don't skype or kik.


I'm a total slut that seeks out people to fuck

 

[Richard_C]

If I’m catching on, “I have a massive wang!” would mean I bring nothing to the table such as intelligent conversation and wit and can’t be bothered with making an effort to get to know you. I just want to get off!!

 

[beachbaby179]

"I'm bored" means "the wife left me home alone and I need to get off"

 

[Beachgirl22]

"What brought you to Lit?" = tell me your kinks.

 

[TheSilverLining]

Self explanatory:

 

[dashie33]

Not here looking for anything is code for I am looking, just not for you.

 

[JerseyJade]

This thread is priceless.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Come over, I'll cook for you and we'll watch some movies.



I am going to bend you over with your head in my couch cushions and fuck the shit out of you




Sorry this is guy personal code, not LIT personal code

Yeah, I've heard this coming from girls too. Basically if you hear "come over and watch movies" that's a good time to manscape. Cuz it's gonna go down.

 

[JerseyJade]

Yeah, I've heard this coming from girls too. Basically if you hear "come over and watch movies" that's a good time to manscape. Cuz it's gonna go down.

Well where I live, when a guy invites a girl over to watch Netflix, it usually means come over so we can make out. Same for when a girl invites a guy over to watch Netflix.

 

[dashie33]

Well where I live, when a guy invites a girl over to watch Netflix, it usually means come over so we can make out. Same for when a girl invites a guy over to watch Netflix.

"Netflix and chill," as the kids say.

 

[Beachgirl22]

Well where I live, when a guy invites a girl over to watch Netflix, it usually means come over so we can make out. Same for when a girl invites a guy over to watch Netflix.

Netflix and chill

 

[JerseyJade]

Netflix and chill

Yep!

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Well where I live, when a guy invites a girl over to watch Netflix, it usually means come over so we can make out. Same for when a girl invites a guy over to watch Netflix.

Hehe Oh yeah, I'm familiar. The important thing, of course, is to remember to turn on Netflix.

 

[JerseyJade]

Hehe Oh yeah, I'm familiar. The important thing, of course, is to remember to turn on Netflix.

Or... to actually have Netflix at their house when you get there.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Or... to actually have Netflix at their house when you get there.

Netflix, Hulu, Prime, and a Bluray/DVD library right here, baby.

What's a good movie to put on and ignore?

 

[JerseyJade]

Netflix, Hulu, Prime, and a Bluray/DVD library right here, baby.

What's a good movie to put on and ignore?

Well, Hulu has a whole different meaning!

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Well, Hulu has a whole different meaning!

Lol oh does it? You kids and your lingo.

Basically a streaming service is going to be playing while bone down.

 

[blulilacgrl]

Lol. I at one point actually thought Netflix and chill meant exactly that. I went over with a bunch of snacks.

Hmmm....oh!

"I have a small window of time" is code for "let's do away with niceties and start with my dick pic"

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Lol. I at one point actually thought Netflix and chill meant exactly that. I went over with a bunch of snacks.

Hmmm....oh!

"I have a small window of time" is code for "let's do away with niceties and start with my dick pic"

Lol I've always worked up to the dick pic, myself.

"Tell me how this bathing suit looks" is code for "I hope you beat off to this pic."