What's He or She Saying?

"Has anyone ever told you you're cute when you beg sweetie?
Too bad I'm not what anyone might call the forgiving type though."
โ€œItโ€™s going to take some quality tongue work to make up for what you lack in your pants.โ€
 
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(Woman on phone w/ husband...)

I'm with a new dog walker that I think will be perfect honey.
She's dumber than a box of rocks, doesn't realize it's the dog
that is suppose to be walking, so I'm sure she'll do whatever we ask.
Is she pretty? I doubt you'll be looking at her face for long...
 
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