The 2019 Litties Red Carpet Special

[beachbaby179]

*slips in, holding my hem down, taking itty-bitty steps to keep my short dress from riding up, and scooches in next to BeachBaby.*

Jenny, dear - you're sitting on my skirt. Hotwords will never be able to get his hand up there.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/87/dd/d6/87ddd62566e10008033aef0f4a2f20fa.jpg

 

[Shi_One81]

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Whew that was hard to get through the doorway

 

[hotwords229_A]

I swear to god.. I googled "slutty nurse formal wear" and the only pictures I saw were standard issue nursing attire from the 1940s.
We need to do something about our professional reputation.

I'll be back later. I need to find something to wear.. and maybe give a sponge bath or two...

https://tse1.explicit.bing.net/th?id=OIP.y6f0vR5LiRrK48TVXS9-jgHaJo&pid=Api

Does this work for you? It's working for me.

 

[AbsintheFather]

I found my tux from Senior Prom and it still fits!

https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-863teu/images/stencil/1280x1280/products/8448/26329/7b8ffa70-5a36-5659-ba93-10971a64a231__75629.1505242160.jpg?c=2&imbypass=on

 

[Sexybritches69]

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Whew that was hard to get through the doorway

^^^ I have competition for best dressed!

 

[JennyNo1]

Jenny, dear - you're sitting on my skirt. Hotwords will never be able to get his hand up there.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/87/dd/d6/87ddd62566e10008033aef0f4a2f20fa.jpg

Oopsie! I'll scoot over.....uh oh....my rhinestones are caught on your tulle skirt...

 

[hotwords229_A]

Jenny, dear - you're sitting on my skirt. Hotwords will never be able to get his hand up there.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/87/dd/d6/87ddd62566e10008033aef0f4a2f20fa.jpg

Who said I'm going to use my hand?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well good evening. I would like to say I am wearing something sexy, but in reality, I am wearing yoga pants and a stretchy t-shirt. No, I have never done yoga, it along with pumpkin spice, is simply the uniform of my people.

If it helps, my panties say "eat me" and glow in the dark.

The category I am most interested in tonight is best drama. I want to make sure I have seen it. If I have not seen it, I will pop popcorn and read through it after watching the most recent episode of Grey's Anatomy and drinking an obscene amount of wine. Might even invite the girls over and we can read the best drama out loud while each playing a part.

What is being served to eat at this event and is there an open bar?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Hey, it's started!!! Get to your seats...hurry!

 

[Chris_Michael]

Hey, it's started!!! Get to your seats...hurry!

Hold on, I'm winning a game as Godfather. It helps when the townies are morons.

 

[Mei5ter]

I found my tux from Senior Prom and it still fits!

https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-863teu/images/stencil/1280x1280/products/8448/26329/7b8ffa70-5a36-5659-ba93-10971a64a231__75629.1505242160.jpg?c=2&imbypass=on

The hair redefines the phrase: “There’ll be hell toupee.”

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Oh I was about to say, I'm not fucking with Corbal because I'd get beat up.

You'd get your ass kicked anyway...by Corbal.

 

[barefootgirl69]

We're over here

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=90430927#post90430927

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

By request, I can't find my pix of me wearing my elf thong but, here is a reasonable facsimile thereof....

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/zZsAAOSwCx5bsq4o/s-l300.jpg

 

[Chris_Michael]

You'd get your ass kicked anyway...by Corbal.

I know. I got my ass beat by Corbal in 2007. I never fucked with her again.

 

[barefootgirl69]

By request, I can't find my pix of me wearing my elf thong but, here is a reasonable facsimile thereof....

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/zZsAAOSwCx5bsq4o/s-l300.jpg

Ha! I love it!

Especially the jingle bells!

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

I know. I got my ass beat by Corbal in 2007. I never fucked with her again.

And you still remember it! Now that's an ass kicking! lol! She's definitely a biker chick.

Ha! I love it!

Especially the jingle bells!

I'll wear it during XXXmas time.

 

[Chris_Michael]

And you still remember it! Now that's an ass kicking! lol! She's definitely a biker chick.

Yeah man, she fucked me up pretty good. I was never the same.

I may have spoken to her once since then.

 

[AbsintheFather]

I'll wear it during XXXmas time.

They'll hear you coming from miles away

 

[beachbaby179]

They'll hear you coming from miles away

Get your buns over to the awards ceremony - they've already started!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Get your buns over to the awards ceremony - they've already started!

I'm so fucking late, I'm probably due to give birth again and minute