The Litties 2019 Categories

[IhateClowns]

Getting close folks. I’m in the process of getting a Brazilian done. My taint hairs were porcupining through my cut-off Levi’s.

 

[beachbaby179]

Getting close folks. I’m in the process of getting a Brazilian done. My taint hairs were porcupining through my cut-off Levi’s.

Thank you Clowns. That's very unsightly when you don the strap-on for the opening number.

 

[IhateClowns]

Thank you Clowns. That's very unsightly when you don the strap-on for the opening number.

The fans were blowing them against my inner thighs. Was causing me to giggle during my tap dance number.

 

[beachbaby179]

The fans were blowing them against my inner thighs. Was causing me to giggle during my tap dance number.

You could have just braided them. Braids are in, I hear.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Getting close folks. I’m in the process of getting a Brazilian done. My taint hairs were porcupining through my cut-off Levi’s.

Did they use titanium forged gardening shears?

 

[IhateClowns]

You could have just braided them. Braids are in, I hear.

My legs are smooth and blemish free. Those would cause bruises.

 

[IhateClowns]

Did they use titanium forged gardening shears?

Blow torch and a larger blow torch.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Blow torch and a larger blow torch.

Oh yea? Same here. I even brought some vegan hot dogs & sausages to roast on a stick so I didn't go hungry.

 

[IhateClowns]

Oh yea? Same here. I even brought some vegan hot dogs & sausages to roast on a stick so I didn't go hungry.

Well hopefully this show will be over in a less amount of time is it takes to resolve any drama that happens on our PG. I have a big meeting at 8:30 AM tomorrow morning. The show better be over by then. Now the after parties that’s a different story.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Getting ready...can someone help me with these laces? *grin*

Can you hold my tiara while I do this for you? Or would you rather hold the bedpost like Scarlett did in Gone With the Wind?

 

[beachbaby179]

Can you hold my tiara while I do this for you? Or would you rather hold the bedpost like Scarlett did in Gone With the Wind?

I will absolutely hold your tiara. Thank you. lovetopleasewomen tied them just a bit too tight, and I'm turning blue.

 

[Shi_One81]

I’m so excited, I might have to pop some Xanax... isn’t Chris Michael a pharmacist?

 

[Chris_Michael]

I’m so excited, I might have to pop some Xanax... isn’t Chris Michael a pharmacist?

I am a pharmacist, and I take Xanax to deal with being a pharmacist. lol

 

[barefootgirl69]

I will absolutely hold your tiara. Thank you. lovetopleasewomen tied them just a bit too tight, and I'm turning blue.

I'll be wearing this tonight.

https://www.***********/s/50wmjydams2jp69/cea74b8e71234fefee6dbe796b419dc8.jpg?dl=0

I hope it won't get too chilly.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Well hopefully this show will be over in a less amount of time is it takes to resolve any drama that happens on our PG. I have a big meeting at 8:30 AM tomorrow morning. The show better be over by then. Now the after parties that’s a different story.

I think the drama will come after the Litties, what with all the splitting headaches, rushed drunken marriages & not a few pregnant bellies. Maury is going to be severely overworked trying to determine who the daddies are.

I will absolutely hold your tiara. Thank you. lovetopleasewomen tied them just a bit too tight, and I'm turning blue.

You mean you are really not a smurfette in hiding?

 

[beachbaby179]

I think the drama will come after the Litties, what with all the splitting headaches, rushed drunken marriages & not a few pregnant bellies. Maury is going to be severely overworked trying to determine who the daddies are.




You mean you are really not a smurfette in hiding?

Sorry to disappoint. I mean, I'm not kink shaming or anything, but ... just no.

 

[Sexybritches69]

I think I’ll wear this. Instead of handing out dildos, I’ll just dress as one.

 

[JennyNo1]

I’m so excited, I might have to pop some Xanax... isn’t Chris Michael a pharmacist?

(Psssst....check the swag bags; I think they probably put some good stuff in those.)

I'll be wearing this tonight.

https://www.***********/s/50wmjydams2jp69/cea74b8e71234fefee6dbe796b419dc8.jpg?dl=0

I hope it won't get too chilly.

Cuuuuuute!!!!

 

[Jd192235]

I'll be wearing this tonight.

https://www.***********/s/50wmjydams2jp69/cea74b8e71234fefee6dbe796b419dc8.jpg?dl=0

I hope it won't get too chilly.

Oh we have to wear something. Dang it *runs to closet*

 

[barefootgirl69]

(Psssst....check the swag bags; I think they probably put some good stuff in those.)

Cuuuuuute!!!!

Hi, Jenny! It will look great with bare feet! What are you wearing?

 

[Chris_Michael]

You'll never find the Xanax in the pharmacy unless you have fucking dynamite or something.

But my personal stash is located near me at allllllllllllllllllllll times.

 

[IhateClowns]

The red carpet special is live:

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=90430693#post90430693

 

[barefootgirl69]

Oh we have to wear something. Dang it *runs to closet*

*locks his closet*

Oops! You'll have to go nekkid.

 

[Jd192235]

*locks his closet*

Oops! You'll have to go nekkid.

Well we’ll both start barefoot. And I’m guessing I won’t be the only on nekkid by the end

 

[JennyNo1]

Hi, Jenny! It will look great with bare feet! What are you wearing?

I'm wearing this in a little campaigning effort for my nomination for Best Av:

Since someone likes my av, I picked out this little number to wear.

https://s7d2.turboimg.net/t1/40285859_5bf6250f6e0bdd77a8a722a696e6bfbb.jpg