Taking bribes for your nomination

[IhateClowns]

Boobs, baking powder, boobs, cake, boobs, twerking santa, boobs.

Boobs, huh, Boobs, huh, Boobs, ????, BOOBS

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Boobs, baking powder, titties, cake, hooters, twerking santa, sweater stretchers, moonshine, gazangas

Yeah that is going to be the new secret phrase for my clubhouse.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Listen up folks. I am unabashedly selling my nominations for the right price. I haven’t submitted my votes yet for the 2019 Litties.

People are claiming they’re willing to do whatever it takes to get votes. I’m here to say I’m willing to accept the best you’ve got in order to take home a Golden Swing Award.

So what do you have to give me?

How does a weekend with Corbal sound? I can make it happen.

 

[IhateClowns]

How does a weekend with Corbal sound? I can make it happen.

That would certainly turn my dick mean.

 

[IhateClowns]

Boobs, baking powder, titties, cake, hooters, twerking santa, sweater stretchers, moonshine, gazangas

Yeah that is going to be the new secret phrase for my clubhouse.

I am screwed then. I won't remember the mantra. I will be the guy at the base of the tree mumbling boobs over and over.

 

[Miles Long]

Maybe don’t eat the commodity cheese until after you do the BJ/titty fuck combo. You know, for safety.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I am screwed then. I won't remember the mantra. I will be the guy at the base of the tree mumbling boobs over and over.

Eh, that's ok, mumbling boobs would work. I have low standards, and settle for close enough all the time.

But what have we learned, so far the only thing that seems to be an acceptable bribe is boobs, money, and Corbal.

Yeah, all I have are boobs and pocket change. But I am very creative. Now, you want to know what things I could do with boobs and pocket change, don't you?

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Eh, that's ok, mumbling boobs would work. I have low standards, and settle for close enough all the time.

But what have we learned, so far the only thing that seems to be an acceptable bribe is boobs, money, and Corbal.

Yeah, all I have are boobs and pocket change. But I am very creative. Now, you want to know what things I could do with boobs and pocket change, don't you?

Well, I know I'd like to find out...

 

[AlliaPotestas]

I have nothing to offer except my stellar personality and world class wit (and my obvious humility...)

Does that not work? How about some old fashioned blackmail... I heard a rumour you don’t really hate clowns...

https://www.***********/s/htxknge8bvbzduo/Photo**018-02-2019**C**007**054**026.jpg?dl=0

ps - don't judge me too harshly on my five minutes train commute artistic endeavours...

pps - I do hope the men sat behind me didn’t spot me searching for clown porn, because this is my regular train...

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

I've never been nominated for anything and all I have to offer is cherry pie.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Yay! Made it onto the ampics nominations - my blackmail pics must be working

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well, I know I'd like to find out...

Hence my bribe is learning 2 things I could do with pocket change and boobs, and well I guess they could be played with after, and one could even keep the change. but my bribe is to create curiosity, then fulfill curiosity.

I have nothing to offer except my stellar personality and world class wit (and my obvious humility...)

Does that not work? How about some old fashioned blackmail... I heard a rumour you don’t really hate clowns...

https://www.***********/s/htxknge8bvbzduo/Photo**018-02-2019**C**007**054**026.jpg?dl=0

ps - don't judge me too harshly on my five minutes train commute artistic endeavours...

pps - I do hope the men sat behind me didn’t spot me searching for clown porn, because this is my regular train...

haha. I kind of hope they did.

Yay! Made it onto the ampics nominations - my blackmail pics must be working

congratulations. creepy clowns are always a winner.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Hence my bribe is learning 2 things I could do with pocket change and boobs, and well I guess they could be played with after, and one could even keep the change. but my bribe is to create curiosity, then fulfill curiosity.



haha. I kind of hope they did.



congratulations. creepy clowns are always a winner.

It included a gif of a woman sucking a clown dick... One of these days, I’m gonna get caught...