Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[KamaKamaSutra]

Carelessly dresses right ignoring the inherent challenge or perpendicular frenulum placement.

Assumes that I don't enjoy a bit of pain during the day

 

[Taegul]

Assumes that I don't enjoy a bit of pain during the day

He convinced Elvira to go blonde.

 

[Jada59]

He convinced Elvira to go blonde.

His beard is one of those stick on ones.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

His beard is one of those stick on ones.

Was recently seen playing with a dog.

 

[rlaflamme]

Was recently seen playing with a dog.

Every room in his home has been painted bright orange.

 

[Jada59]

Every room in his home has been painted bright orange.

His motto is... Paint it black!

 

[kurrginatorX]

His motto is... Paint it black!

Purposely infests people's houses with mice so that cat adoption increases.

 

[jasonmason]

Purposely infests people's houses with mice so that cat adoption increases.

Likes to answer the door naked.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Likes to answer the door naked.

Was and adjunct judge for the AVN awards.

 

[gentold]

Was and adjunct judge for the AVN awards.

has no sutra on kama

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

has no sutra on kama

His axe is just a hatchet glued to a ruler.

 

[DeckardNYC]

His axe is just a hatchet glued to a ruler.

Can't balance on a bicycle, so still uses his power wheel.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Believes Robert Frost is Frosty the Snowman's older brother.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Once tried to cross a Banana and a Human, but just ended up making a porno.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Once tried to cross a Banana and a Human, but just ended up making a porno.

Bought a yellow vest to protest in his home town, but it's s protest of one

 

[kurrginatorX]

Believes SpongeBob Squarepants is real.

 

[Xerxes82]

Believes SpongeBob Squarepants is real.

Failed to win The Prize after a run in with Connor McCleod.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Failed to win The Prize after a run in with Connor McCleod.

Thinks SpongeBob is not real.

 

[alwaysaway]

Thinks SpongeBob is not real.

Only has cupboards in his home due to his intense fear of drawers.

 

[Xerxes82]

Only has cupboards in his home due to his intense fear of drawers.

Won a middle school award for perfect attendance.

 

[Tinkerbell29]

Only has cupboards in his home due to his intense fear of drawers.

Once went for a whole month eating only food that was yellow.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Once went for a whole month eating only food that was yellow.

Uses her AV as a way to weed out unsuitable boorish men.

 

[Tinkerbell29]

Uses her AV as a way to weed out unsuitable boorish men.

There could be a grain of truth in that!

Likes to duct tape all the furniture to the wall in case of earthquakes.

 

[Xerxes82]

There could be a grain of truth in that!

Likes to duct tape all the furniture to the wall in case of earthquakes.

Is a direct descendent of Orville Wright.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Is a direct descendent of Orville Wright.

Once summoned a crow by simply holding his hand out. Earning him the honorary title of Disney Princess