What woke you up today, and when?

The urge to pee and checking on 2 rugrats I was babysitting, 4:15am.
 
Symptoms of both A and B strains of flu, at 2:00, 3:30, 4:30, 6:30, and finally at 8:00 I gave up and got out of bed.
 
I needed to let the dog out to pee.

No, that's not a euphemism. My hound woke up at 4:15am and insisted on being let out to relieve himself. By the time he (and I) were done, I was wide awake (he did a yard patrol).

Yawn!
 
my daughters phone call from over seas , asking me to stop flirting with women her age , 335 AM my time
 
:(

Poor kid.

And how.

Probably the same thing that's going to wake me up tomorrow, alas...

Fingers crossed for the little dude.

ETA: Apparently, crossing fingers works. Kid’s doing better.
 
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Pandora Alarm, oddly enough I don't remember setting this one, now I'm at work an hour early
 
A 6,000 degree cat with the weight of a black hole laying next to me in bed. About 2 in the morning.
 
The alarm, too bleepin’ early.

I did NOT come leaping out of bed this morning.
 
My girlfriend at 9:30AM (as per usual). Don't think I'll ever get used to this waking-up-at-4AM-to-work-then-going-back-to-bed malarkey.
 
My alarm, at 5 flippin 30... and I couldn't snooze it, because then I would've disturbed my wifes sleep even further.... I have to get a job closer to home....
 
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