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Lol, guess my fashion sense just has a way of attracting cocks.
If seeing your colorful plumage didn't attract them, watching you change out of it definitely would.
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Lol, guess my fashion sense just has a way of attracting cocks.
so generally on a sunday, I would post saturday night pictures, but I think i will save them for whatever the fuck I want wednesday and instead post some other shit this Sunday.
So I had gotten a request to wear my peacock dress at some point. I have not worn it in a little, as really it is too tight, but whatever.
Now I do like this dress, even if it is tacky. As I mentioned, I designed it with me in mind. the bold bust, the slightly less bold very tight empire waist directly below the bust line, the front pleating in a brighter color, the brighter elongated triangle to the pleating, the flair skirt, and the whole thing being some level of print. The design was to create an hourglass figure and hide dirt lol
anyway, so I decide to wear the dress for the first time in maybe four months.
http://i.imgur.com/XFxpDNym.jpg
kid wanted to be outside, so hey I could sneak off and take pictures.
http://i.imgur.com/eFvIH8km.jpg
at this moment, I learned of a new problem with this dress.
My favorite rooster is very sweet. He will let us hold him and is generally docile. I will also say he is one of the dumbest chickens I have ever seen, which does say a lot since chickens aren't all that smart anyway.
Anyway, he apparently really likes this dress or really hates this dress, as he launched a series of unrelenting attacks, both via ground and via low air.
this is him
http://i.imgur.com/rK512igm.jpg
now he is so fucking cute, what is one to do. You can't punt a silkie.
now of course my son is witnessing this now, and thinks it is hysterical (kid also told hubby later, so they could laugh together)
In the end, I decided to go in to change.
I got into a disagreement with a 2lb puffball and I lost.
so I head in to change.
snap a couple more quick pictures
http://i.imgur.com/C5NiR2Tm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/q5XxgK5m.jpg
change into a t-shirt,
http://i.imgur.com/gINdlYRm.jpg
add yoga pants, and go back outside.
the little puffball did accept me and my yoga pants.
later that night, I did put on this outfit
http://i.imgur.com/t7sVhh1m.jpg
however puffball was locked in his coup with the other chickens, so I do not know his opinion on this outfit.
and that is how yesterday went for me. yeah basically I had a disagreement with a 2lb puff ball, and lost.
I love all the pictures especially the dress ones and the eat me panties ones.
If seeing your colorful plumage didn't attract them, watching you change out of it definitely would.
I love your peacock dress. So exquisite and classy ... Just like you
thank you.Wow gorgeous and very sexy
so generally on a sunday, I would post saturday night pictures, but I think i will save them for whatever the fuck I want wednesday and instead post some other shit this Sunday.
So I had gotten a request to wear my peacock dress at some point. I have not worn it in a little, as really it is too tight, but whatever.
Now I do like this dress, even if it is tacky. As I mentioned, I designed it with me in mind. the bold bust, the slightly less bold very tight empire waist directly below the bust line, the front pleating in a brighter color, the brighter elongated triangle to the pleating, the flair skirt, and the whole thing being some level of print. The design was to create an hourglass figure and hide dirt lol
anyway, so I decide to wear the dress for the first time in maybe four months.
http://i.imgur.com/XFxpDNym.jpg
kid wanted to be outside, so hey I could sneak off and take pictures.
http://i.imgur.com/eFvIH8km.jpg
at this moment, I learned of a new problem with this dress.
My favorite rooster is very sweet. He will let us hold him and is generally docile. I will also say he is one of the dumbest chickens I have ever seen, which does say a lot since chickens aren't all that smart anyway.
Anyway, he apparently really likes this dress or really hates this dress, as he launched a series of unrelenting attacks, both via ground and via low air.
this is him
http://i.imgur.com/rK512igm.jpg
now he is so fucking cute, what is one to do. You can't punt a silkie.
now of course my son is witnessing this now, and thinks it is hysterical (kid also told hubby later, so they could laugh together)
In the end, I decided to go in to change.
I got into a disagreement with a 2lb puffball and I lost.
so I head in to change.
snap a couple more quick pictures
http://i.imgur.com/C5NiR2Tm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/q5XxgK5m.jpg
change into a t-shirt,
http://i.imgur.com/gINdlYRm.jpg
add yoga pants, and go back outside.
the little puffball did accept me and my yoga pants.
later that night, I did put on this outfit
http://i.imgur.com/t7sVhh1m.jpg
however puffball was locked in his coup with the other chickens, so I do not know his opinion on this outfit.
and that is how yesterday went for me. yeah basically I had a disagreement with a 2lb puff ball, and lost.
later that night, I did put on this outfit
I bet that set you up later for a good rogering from hubby
Gawd damn Justa...
First, sorry you lost a battle with a 2lb puff ball. I think the dress is as tacky as you made it sound... BUT ... you definitely look good in it. Too bad your chicken didn't like it.
Secondly... As always sweetie, I LOVE your breasts and whenever they make an appearance
Finally... I want to follow the panties' instructions VERY much. You are EXTREMELY sexy, and the 'later that night' outfit... DEFINITELY doing it for me![]()
Incredible, that made my day...thanks doll.
Peacock dress is beautiful
You have a lot of class, Just so you know...![]()
Passed up for Xbox? When he’s alone at 60, wanking to the Internet porn, he’ll regret the error of his ways.
so generally on a sunday, I would post saturday night pictures, but I think i will save them for whatever the fuck I want wednesday and instead post some other shit this Sunday.
So I had gotten a request to wear my peacock dress at some point. I have not worn it in a little, as really it is too tight, but whatever.
Now I do like this dress, even if it is tacky. As I mentioned, I designed it with me in mind. the bold bust, the slightly less bold very tight empire waist directly below the bust line, the front pleating in a brighter color, the brighter elongated triangle to the pleating, the flair skirt, and the whole thing being some level of print. The design was to create an hourglass figure and hide dirt lol
anyway, so I decide to wear the dress for the first time in maybe four months.
http://i.imgur.com/XFxpDNym.jpg
kid wanted to be outside, so hey I could sneak off and take pictures.
http://i.imgur.com/eFvIH8km.jpg
at this moment, I learned of a new problem with this dress.
My favorite rooster is very sweet. He will let us hold him and is generally docile. I will also say he is one of the dumbest chickens I have ever seen, which does say a lot since chickens aren't all that smart anyway.
Anyway, he apparently really likes this dress or really hates this dress, as he launched a series of unrelenting attacks, both via ground and via low air.
this is him
http://i.imgur.com/rK512igm.jpg
now he is so fucking cute, what is one to do. You can't punt a silkie.
now of course my son is witnessing this now, and thinks it is hysterical (kid also told hubby later, so they could laugh together)
In the end, I decided to go in to change.
I got into a disagreement with a 2lb puffball and I lost.
so I head in to change.
snap a couple more quick pictures
http://i.imgur.com/C5NiR2Tm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/q5XxgK5m.jpg
change into a t-shirt,
http://i.imgur.com/gINdlYRm.jpg
add yoga pants, and go back outside.
the little puffball did accept me and my yoga pants.
later that night, I did put on this outfit
http://i.imgur.com/t7sVhh1m.jpg
however puffball was locked in his coup with the other chickens, so I do not know his opinion on this outfit.
and that is how yesterday went for me. yeah basically I had a disagreement with a 2lb puff ball, and lost.
Well decent, though I was actually starting to get angry. First he wanted to watch class of nuke 'em high II, because well fuck I don't know, one was awful, but I accepted that as night was still early. Then he wanted to watch class of nuke em high three and play Xbox one. Now that pissed me off and it was getting kind of late. Even tried being pushy. So that brings me to midnight, and after him already shooing me because that high quality movie is "almost over". Then it was finally over and he tries to start 4. I tried to decide where in the back yard to bury his body, and which point i guess the dirty look i gave was real bad, thus he saw the error of his ways.
But yeah before a decent rogering, I got shooed away for 4 hours of nuke em high and Xbox one. Nuke em fucking high, seriously.
Gorgeous! Thank you so much! That dress looks so good on you and of course pulled down from you!
Did you make it?!
The dress literally has cocks attacking you lol
Eat me.....why, I would love to.....that black outfit is AMAZING.
Choosing a film and and a game over you, has the man no red blood in his veins?
Well thank you. Even beating The Crow, nice.No movie is that good, not even The Crow.![]()
Thanks for the history recitation on brassieres. While I have a fleeting familiarity with them, I am in no way an expert on them - or any women's undergarments.
While many focus solely on the aesthetic aspects, I find the functional properties to be fascinating. In the case of someone with your assets, they are a marvel of modern engineering - having to properly support (I believe you said 13 pounds) without causing undue stress on other parts of your body.
In any event, glad you were able to find an online outlet to purchase a properly fitting undergarment.
Thank you. Just designed it. There are many companies in China who will make your designs cheap (Or super cheap if you are a shopping influencer)
And yes yes it does. Silly cock.
It has been ages since I have eaten well....it has been on my to do list for some time. I did just book a flight to Tampa in March. Hitting up Spring Training and a Hockey game.
Wow I had no idea. That’s pretty cool. Have you done it frequently?
well happy monday.
and a pointless nipple licking at work video
http://i.imgur.com/jCDv4ux.gif
here is the video for those who want less crappy but still crappy quality
https://www.***********/s/okhkoiaiw3fbiq1/V_20190205_1721052**0**81**9.mp4?dl=0