Sassy and EY's erotic inspiration thread

And cause I'm a cool Mom. I made my straight son a birthday cake. 😂😜
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In case you needed a laugh....

haha. not sure how pinteresty mom it is, but it is sure as hell entertaining to me. Question is, how does it taste?
 
Wow, absolutely gorgeous and incredibly arousing at the same time. The kind of woman who stops conversations when she enters a room st a party, but then has a secret vibrator she lets her man tease her with at dinner ;-)
Haha Well I did just buy the toy for that. :D
:kiss: Thank you.
Hope it went down well. What are mums for except to embarrass their kids when they get older.
haha Everyone was so full from dinner last night. No one ate it. I told them they don't get any until my son makes his mark on it :p
This quote was sent to me by an ex once. It stuck with me, but is sometimes hard to remember in the moment.

You look amazing.
Thank you Moochie. Yes it is very hard to remember. :rose:
haha. not sure how pinteresty mom it is, but it is sure as hell entertaining to me. Question is, how does it taste?
I got to eat the shaved pieces, so the cake and frosting are both good. There of course is a creamy filling ;) I ran out of stuff before I could put the "spurt" coming out the tip. Which was why I used the chocolate tip
 
I got to eat the shaved pieces, so the cake and frosting are both good. There of course is a creamy filling ;) I ran out of stuff before I could put the "spurt" coming out the tip. Which was why I used the chocolate tip

so awesome, I love it. so has your son seen it yet? how much laughing did that entail?
 
so awesome, I love it. so has your son seen it yet? how much laughing did that entail?

haha extra since by the time he saw it, he was half drunk. All the others have loved it. His sister made sure to get it on her "Story" right away for snap chat lol My kids are so used to me, that I'm not sure anything shocks them too much any longer. But he still laughed.
 
Life has been busy so don't get here much, but just had to drop in and say hello to you special lady.... Leaving you a few :kiss::kiss::kiss: and :rose::rose::rose:
 
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