What's He or She Saying?

[EroticRomanticMan]

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"When the sun hits my tits
And you lose all your whit's
That's amore!"

 

[delicious_man]

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"It looks like Mr Collins - that dirty old man from the other side of the street - is enjoying the view this morning."

"What d'ya say? How about we put on a real show for him?"

 

[delicious_man]

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"Shit! I've been spotted."

"Can't a girl masturbate naked in front of the window without being spied on ... at least once in a while maybe?"

 

[delicious_man]

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"Fuck. Things are really starting to get complicated with my roommate now."

 

[investor]

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"Liz, is this where I audition for your next FMF get-together?"

 

[LizVegas79]

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Let's break in my Ex's new sofa.

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Fuck. Things are really starting to get complicated with my roommate now."

https://66.media.tumblr.com/264d1ed8a7def2674a6df878b98c13c8/tumblr_plbqcfUsS71vb9vwto1_500.jpg

"Liz, is this where I audition for your next FMF get-together?"

Me: "Umm, no. Follow me. It's a little room just down this hall. I'll show you."

 

[LizVegas79]

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"I'm glad we started our own book club. Aren't you?"

 

[Paul_Chance]

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"Oh crap, I meant to send the smoke signals to tell him "I want a 10 inch dick". Instead I told him "I HAVE a 10 inch dick"."

 

[Paul_Chance]

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"This is what happens when I catch you PM'ing some random woman on Lit. You're streaming live on Facebook now - and I am pretty sure your Mom's logged in and watching. Caio."

 

[Paul_Chance]

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"Let the boys watch their hockey game. I'm pretty sure we'll score a hat trick before the games over."

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

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"Well I'm glad I found the 'how to' section"

 

[LizVegas79]

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"I'm sorry ... we don't have ... the book ... you're looking for ... again, ma'am."

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Why do we need to tell your husband, Liz? Haven't you heard
the saying, two Wongs make a right?"

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

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"No Liz, you're not seeing double. Stop rubbing your eyes. You cab handle us. We read your posts on lit"

 

[LizVegas79]

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"No Liz, you're not seeing double. Stop rubbing your eyes. You cab handle us. We read your posts on lit"

Me; "Hmmm, if you've read some of my posts on Lit, then you know I'm VERY susceptible to Asian Fever."

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

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"Asian fever huh? We have the cure for that Doc, now lie back and let us take care of you for once"

 

[whenagain]

Me; "Hmmm, if you've read some of my posts on Lit, then you know I'm VERY susceptible to Asian Fever."

You can have two for the price of one!

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Let me guess. Your husband is the one who scratched my Ferrari, isn't he?"

 

[PapaRomantic]

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"Let me guess. Your husband is the one who scratched my Ferrari, isn't he?"

"If you can light my cigarette with your pussy, THEN you might be hot enough for me!"

 

[Paul_Chance]

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We’ve got some good news and some bad news. First the bad news. One of us is a well endowed man. Now the good news. By the time we’re through with you it’s not gonna matter.”

 

[BenDover4]

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I forgot the squeegee...

 

[Paul_Chance]

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"I'm glad your husband had a business trip...did you call Liz? Should we wait for her?"

 

[Gamine67]

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[stu_gats_2000]

awesome thread