What's He or She Saying?

[SEVERUSMAX]

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"Hey, you won it, it's yours for the night. Just remember that my husband wants me back in the morning. I have to make breakfast. Your wife, Nancy, right? She'll be missing you, too, from the looks of that thing."

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

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"There's no crying in baseball, but there is twerking on this team, because it gets coach ready to reward us with a good, hard victory fuck!"

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

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"Your wife sent me to you for one purpose. To teach you how to eat pussy. Now, get down and start learning!"

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

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"Yes, I'm the cooler, but so what? I also love to fuck the losers and so I'm the consolation prize, too."

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

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"Yes, I'm fertile. That's why my hubby sent me to you. He had a vasectomy before we met, but he knows that I want a baby......and that's I'm very hard to satisfy. You'll be a good friend and help, right?'

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

"Good thing that Liz and I cooked this plan to let her hubby experience what it's like to be whipped into shape by two ladies. He's gonna love it, but so is she! I can't wait to see the look on his face when he sees that I'm blonde."

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

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"Liz, right? Your husband says that this goes on his tab. It's fantasy hall pass night, right? He gets that Norwegian girl that he paid for and you get me, a full-blooded Apache woman."

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

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"My other top is smaller. But the last time I wore it here the park ranger followed me home"

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

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(Blonde w/ beige jacket, front ~ center)

If the Bishop only knew that the ladies of the ward got up to when they returned from Temple.....it would really get his magic briefs into a wad.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

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"Yes, I'm waiting for my ride. One of them. Guess what, it's your husband."

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

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"Don't worry about your new girlfriend, honey. Haven't you figured out that she's a madam by now?"

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

"Last time, Liz made me her bitch and took out her blonde obsession on me. Time for some payback."

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

"Well, I told Jim that if he got to bang a Frenchwoman, I would get to take it deep and long from a Frenchman. Pierre had better not disappoint me. It's only fair."

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Hey, babe? What'd you do with my pants and my shirt? I can't find them anywhere."

 

[LizVegas79]

"Honey? Can you tell I'm not wearing any panties? Oh, good.
So I'm ready to go whenever you are." [/QUOTE]

 

[delicious_man]

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"Whew, it's cold. Even with the heat from this fire my nipples are like bullets.

I know it was windy last night but where the fuck have all my clothes gone?

Guess I'll have to think of some other way of keeping warm..."

 

[BenDover4]

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Did you hear what I said ??

You seem distracted...

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/65b2b4c2f968e4badaa0417b22c74d7c/tumblr_ofiwvfkixu1rphqceo1_540.jpg

"Hey Mike, I drink my morning coffee outside on MY porch. Why get pissed at me? Your wife is the one with the binoculars. And if you're so jealous, get off your fat ass and go to the gym. Tell your wife, I'll see her at yoga"

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

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"Where is my boyfriend? Where are my clothes? That Jason guy invited him to a late night hockey game.... Wait the lake isn't frozen, and goalies don't wear masks like that. Come to think of it, he was carrying an axe not a stick.....if he went bowling, I'll kill him!"

 

[BenDover4]

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Have fun explaining this to you wife...

 

[bunny4med]

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Let's break in my Ex's new sofa.

 

[bunny4med]

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Lets smudge these windows up.

 

[Apisto42]

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I thought you paid for the triple pane panels! These single panes let in too much cold, can’t you tell?

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

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"Not so funny when it happens to you, is it, Bob? You left me tied up last week and my brother caught me! Now I face either groveling or being disowned by Mom and Dad! Payback's a bitch!"

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2019/01/30/300/20616538.jpg

"This window opens up a lot of nice vistas, doesn't it, Jim? Any in particular take your breath away?"