What's He or She Saying?

[LizVegas79]

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"If you put that $100 bill in my slot machine I promise you won't go home feeling like a loser."

 

[bunny4med]

I always seem to forget something when I go to Liz's for the weekend.

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

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"Feeling lucky? Good luck. I hope you hit the jackpot"

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

"We're gonna need a bigger bed"

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Yes, I remember our stupid bet. Every time your team scores, you score.
But try to hurry up this time. I want to get some nachos."

 

[LizVegas79]

I always seem to forget something when I go to Liz's for the weekend.

"Liz? I can't decide what to wear for your Super Bowl party.
Can you come help me pick something out please?"

 

[bunny4med]

I always seem to forget something when I go to Liz's for the weekend.

With all of this, I'm never getting out of her basement.

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Okay, guys. Off with those pants! Then line up by size.
I can't decide if I want to go from smallest to biggest today, or from
biggest to smallest. Hurry! Grow! Grow! Grow! Be all that you can be!
Chop! Chop! Ooops! Sorry, didn't mean that! Grow 'em out a little more!"

 

[SMNaughtywife]

^^^^ Oh do I like this idea.
Mmmhmmm...

 

[Paul_Chance]

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"Okay, guys. Off with those pants! Then line up by size.
I can't decide if I want to go from smallest to biggest today, or from
biggest to smallest. Hurry! Grow! Grow! Grow! Be all that you can be!
Chop! Chop! Ooops! Sorry, didn't mean that! Grow 'em out a little more!"

"My. my. my. That's an impressive line-up. Tim, extra credit for being a real grower! Bruce, you're in luck, today IS shoe day."

 

[BenDover4]

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(Blonde w/ beige jacket, front ~ center)

Yuck... I think mine's on a zinc supplement...

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Wait ... do you guys mean one at a time? Or all at once?"

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

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"Can you hear me or are you reading my lips?"

 

[LizVegas79]

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"No, you're right. Her breasts are even bigger than mine."

 

[Paul_Chance]

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"I should have never agreed to a strip soccer wager. I'm pretty sure those bastards are running up the score. Two more points and I won't cover the spread. Which means I have to spread."

 

[whenagain]

"I should have never agreed to a strip soccer wager. I'm pretty sure those bastards are running up the score. Two more points and I won't cover the spread. Which means I have to spread."

“You told me you had one in my size.”

 

[whenagain]

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"Okay, guys. Off with those pants! Then line up by size.
I can't decide if I want to go from smallest to biggest today, or from
biggest to smallest. Hurry! Grow! Grow! Grow! Be all that you can be!
Chop! Chop! Ooops! Sorry, didn't mean that! Grow 'em out a little more!"

“First round of elimination: it has to be as long as my heel or reeeaaaally thick. Garrett— you’re out. You know that.”

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Side Note: She looks like a bustier, Latin version of Lacey Chabert.

 

[whenagain]

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" Go ahead you pussy I told you Cliff diving was for real men."

“Come on over, we’ll talk about what pops up.”

 

[LizVegas79]

"Honey? I was thinking of wearing this down to that cute little bistro on the corner
down the street from our hotel. I don't want to look like a slutty American. But we both know
I sort of am a slutty American and I definitely feel like flirting and bringing someone
back to our room to play with tonight, so what do you think? Too subtle or not subtle enough?"

 

[Paul_Chance]

"I wonder if the neighbor knows I can totally see him jerking off behind his curtain? I'll just stand here for another minute and let him finish. It's the least I can do since I ate his wife last night."

 

[LizVegas79]

"Hmmm, I'm not sure these shoes go with this dress. Hey you hiding behind
that curtain peeking over here at me! What do you think? Yes? Or no?"

 

[Paul_Chance]

"Hmmm, I'm not sure these shoes go with this dress. Hey you hiding behind
that curtain peeking over here at me! What do you think? Yes? Or no?"

<arm pops out from behind the curtain, flashing a thumbs up>

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

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"Where's Duane and why is there dried cum all over my body? And why are there jars of moonshine everywhere? Why can I hear banjos? Guys? This is not funny, Duane! I'm your sister! Tell me where you put my clothes and why I am sticky with men's cum everywhere!"

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

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"In this coven, we do more than just sky dancing and s'mores, I promise you. Just wait until the masked warlocks show up and we pair off with one each for the night. Every night, for three days, it has to be a different warlock, and we never find out who at all. Just know that our husbands are all warlocks. That's part of being in the coven and going to this summer camp. We have to be witches married to warlocks."