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[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I just have to say I really like this tradition - at least as much as I can’t get enough of your cube boobs.

I think it is a tradition that should be spread across cubical users everywhere

 

[Paul_Chance]

LOL - I would like to see a boob, cubed. Trust me, it will be all artsy and stuff.

As for the count - I'm pretty much a he-whore (nod to Deuce Bigalow). The honest answer is "I don't remember, somewhere north of 100 or so". I always think of Johnny Depp in Don Juan DeMarco - how many partners have you had "one.....thousand and seven". I have had binges of extreme promiscuity and low to no standards LOL.

As for speeding, I follow the 10 mile rule. Regardless of what the speed zone is, except school zones, you can safely drive 10 miles over the posted limit and if stopped, charm your way out of an actual ticket and instead get let off with a warning.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

LOL - I would like to see a boob, cubed. Trust me, it will be all artsy and stuff.

As for the count - I'm pretty much a he-whore (nod to Deuce Bigalow). The honest answer is "I don't remember, somewhere north of 100 or so". I always think of Johnny Depp in Don Juan DeMarco - how many partners have you had "one.....thousand and seven". I have had binges of extreme promiscuity and low to no standards LOL.

As for speeding, I follow the 10 mile rule. Regardless of what the speed zone is, except school zones, you can safely drive 10 miles over the posted limit and if stopped, charm your way out of an actual ticket and instead get let off with a warning.

totally on the todo list now. isn't that what rubbermaid is for? I guess I could try with magnatiles but I dont think the magnets will be strong enough.

and lol, haven't many of us had promiscuity binges, isn't that called our 20's

10 miles at low speed I get, I guess one can do 75 in a 65, if they stay in the right lane of course, lol

 

[RjThoughts]

so a little pointless ramble

things I learned on lit today

1) in 2010 apple users had sex with more people than android.
2) I think apple may have attracted more lesbians as a decent hunk did not seem to all be screwing apple or android men
3) I am a whore (well I kind of already knew that)
4) I am a lying whore. (knew that too but reminded)


See there was a post from someone who at least claims to be a woman (jury is still out in my opinion), asking how many sexual partners is too many (no not at one time, like lifetime total)

This, of course, reminds me that I am a liar (and a whore). We see this in media, from Friends to Seinfeld. We see it on sex surveys, as they show straight men claim more than twice the number of sexual partners than straight women. Also we see that for 50% of american women, when they are hooked up to what they believe is a lie detector test, their answer doubles from what they gave before the machine. (though only 30% of women admit lying sometimes without a machine)

I admit, I lie. Truth is I am not even sure of the true answer, likely between 28 to 39. An earlier thread prompted me to try to figure out how many dicks have been in my mouth, yeah another I am not entirely sure of, but I beat Clerks.

To be honest, I don't have a standard lie either, it is kind of like my speeding, I have a formula. If a man asks, I insist he goes first, then I cut his number in half and increase by 20%. So if he says 7, I will say 4. if he says 15, I'd say 9. If he says 40, I'd give closer to truth and 24.

So yeah, I'm a lying whore, and apparently I am in good company with 50% of American women (though I think my number is actually higher than most of my peers, I was ahead of my time though)

Also side note...how I see speed limit signs, again it is a formula. 45 and below, I add 20%. after that is 25%. so 35 is 42, 45 is 54, 55 is 68, 65 is 81

So, you're saying speed limits are just suggestions?

Men have always been told to "get experience, use as many women as you want." Women, however, must be chaste, virginal. I see it so many times in Literotica: the Loving Wives subgenre is filled with comments from women-hating men and supposedly Christian women.

 

[RjThoughts]

well happy tuesday. As tradition dictates, tuesday means titties (and yeah of course they are pictures from my cubicle)

http://i.imgur.com/N22Rypnl.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ih4XlWxl.jpg

yippie tuesday

Cubical Breasticals!!!

 

[heathrowinneo]

well happy tuesday. As tradition dictates, tuesday means titties (and yeah of course they are pictures from my cubicle)

http://i.imgur.com/N22Rypnl.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ih4XlWxl.jpg

yippie tuesday

damn those are such lovely breasts... oh the dirty thoughts, well maybe not really dirty thoughts, just things that would be fun to do with you and those lovely breasts... oh the possibilities! lol

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

So, you're saying speed limits are just suggestions?

Men have always been told to "get experience, use as many women as you want." Women, however, must be chaste, virginal. I see it so many times in Literotica: the Loving Wives subgenre is filled with comments from women-hating men and supposedly Christian women.

speed limits are the lowest maintained speed for the road. so yes a suggested starting point.

And I know, right, what you guys all mad because I took a lesson from the men's playbook and did it better. Men use women, no heads turn. Woman uses man, and it is the exorcist, oh my god, the world might crumble.

But ya know, I'll be nice, and let the man who asks be all secure in his manly whatever

Cubical Breasticals!!!

that they are, that they are.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

damn those are such lovely breasts... oh the dirty thoughts, well maybe not really dirty thoughts, just things that would be fun to do with you and those lovely breasts... oh the possibilities! lol

well thanks. but really how many things could one come up with to do with my breasts (I am serious, I am out of ideas on what to do with my breasts)

 

[RjThoughts]

speed limits are the lowest maintained speed for the road. so yes a suggested starting point.

And I know, right, what you guys all mad because I took a lesson from the men's playbook and did it better. Men use women, no heads turn. Woman uses man, and it is the exorcist, oh my god, the world might crumble.

But ya know, I'll be nice, and let the man who asks be all secure in his manly whatever



that they are, that they are.

*raising my bottle of diet Dr. Pepper* You're a great treasure!!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

*raising my bottle of diet Dr. Pepper* You're a great treasure!!

well thanks. I'd join you for dr pepper, but I am drinking a monster ultra zero sunrise (which disturbingly enough, isn't all that bad mixed with vodka)

 

[RjThoughts]

well thanks. I'd join you for dr pepper, but I am drinking a monster ultra zero sunrise (which disturbingly enough, isn't all that bad mixed with vodka)

Good vodka adds no taste to a drink. If you add it to something other than fruit juice and it changes the taste, it's bad vodka.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Good vodka adds no taste to a drink. If you add it to something other than fruit juice and it changes the taste, it's bad vodka.

do I look like the type that drinks good vodka?

fuck, I feel all fancy with like smirnoff in a glass bottle.

I've never really been the type for the finer things in life. most fancy things, I've been lucky if I have had once or twice. What makes a situation for me are the people around me, and my experience, those with expensive tastes are well.... not the type I usually want to be around, thus, I never developed the taste for the finer things in life

 

[RjThoughts]

do I look like the type that drinks good vodka?

fuck, I feel all fancy with like smirnoff in a glass bottle.

I've never really been the type for the finer things in life. most fancy things, I've been lucky if I have had once or twice. What makes a situation for me are the people around me, and my experience, those with expensive tastes are well.... not the type I usually want to be around, thus, I never developed the taste for the finer things in life

Great-grandma was Polish. She'd sneak Polish vodka into our drinks if she wanted us to nap. LOL

I no longer purchase vodka, or any alcohol, that comes in plastic. Kind of reached that age when "Any alcohol is good alcohol" isn't me any longer. You have a long way to go.

 

[Paul_Chance]

My brother always says "traffic laws are just helpful suggestions from your friends in the government" and "as long as you don't get caught, they're just imaginary constraints".

On the Interstate I use the scout car rule. I wait until someone flies passed me, then I get in behind them and drive as fast as they are, just a half mile behind them. Odds are it will be a single cop car working the highway and they'll be busy stopping that first car as you zoom by waving.

 

[JDredd711]

Of course, your magnificent breasteses qualify you for several months worth of Titty Tuesdays. But I enjoy the weekly contribution!!!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Great-grandma was Polish. She'd sneak Polish vodka into our drinks if she wanted us to nap. LOL

I no longer purchase vodka, or any alcohol, that comes in plastic. Kind of reached that age when "Any alcohol is good alcohol" isn't me any longer. You have a long way to go.

yeah, and here I only had dad putting coors in my baby bottle

and yeah my wine and vodka now come in glass bottles, so i feel all fancy.

My brother always says "traffic laws are just helpful suggestions from your friends in the government" and "as long as you don't get caught, they're just imaginary constraints".

On the Interstate I use the scout car rule. I wait until someone flies passed me, then I get in behind them and drive as fast as they are, just a half mile behind them. Odds are it will be a single cop car working the highway and they'll be busy stopping that first car as you zoom by waving.

exactly.

though, I don't bother with the rabbit anymore. I am a 40 year old woman driving a 97 cavalier, yeah they aren't going to bother, mostly they just flip the lights on for a moment as a warning. every once in a blue moon pull me over, but I do have a great pull over comedy routine that they usually let me off with.

Of course, your magnificent breasteses qualify you for several months worth of Titty Tuesdays. But I enjoy the weekly contribution!!!

well thanks. I enjoy contributing too, probably more than you all enjoy looking so...it works

 

[Shyguy1369]

well I don't think I have heard Holy Titty Tuesday Batman before, is that what Robin said.

and thank you, as always my pleasure (because HR frowns upon workplace nudity, thus I always enjoy it)

I am sure it is what Robin would have said if he saw your magnificent melons

And as always, you are most welcome. I would worship and grovel at a temple dedicated to your breasts

so a little pointless ramble

things I learned on lit today

1) in 2010 apple users had sex with more people than android.
2) I think apple may have attracted more lesbians as a decent hunk did not seem to all be screwing apple or android men
3) I am a whore (well I kind of already knew that)
4) I am a lying whore. (knew that too but reminded)


See there was a post from someone who at least claims to be a woman (jury is still out in my opinion), asking how many sexual partners is too many (no not at one time, like lifetime total)

This, of course, reminds me that I am a liar (and a whore). We see this in media, from Friends to Seinfeld. We see it on sex surveys, as they show straight men claim more than twice the number of sexual partners than straight women. Also we see that for 50% of american women, when they are hooked up to what they believe is a lie detector test, their answer doubles from what they gave before the machine. (though only 30% of women admit lying sometimes without a machine)

I admit, I lie. Truth is I am not even sure of the true answer, likely between 28 to 39. An earlier thread prompted me to try to figure out how many dicks have been in my mouth, yeah another I am not entirely sure of, but I beat Clerks.

To be honest, I don't have a standard lie either, it is kind of like my speeding, I have a formula. If a man asks, I insist he goes first, then I cut his number in half and increase by 20%. So if he says 7, I will say 4. if he says 15, I'd say 9. If he says 40, I'd give closer to truth and 24.

So yeah, I'm a lying whore, and apparently I am in good company with 50% of American women (though I think my number is actually higher than most of my peers, I was ahead of my time though)

Also side note...how I see speed limit signs, again it is a formula. 45 and below, I add 20%. after that is 25%. so 35 is 42, 45 is 54, 55 is 68, 65 is 81

I don't think I have ever lied about number of partners, but I may have missed one sometimes because I forget the one one night stand I had. So truthfully (and you can believe it or not) but number is 6. There would be 7, but I only went down on her, so I usually don't count that one.
For the record, you may 'lie' ... but you are one of the few people on Lit I truly respect. Sure, I desire and lust for you too lol ...but I truly respect and admire you as well. Again, take that as you will

((HUGGLES))

 

[RjThoughts]

yeah, and here I only had dad putting coors in my baby bottle

and yeah my wine and vodka now come in glass bottles, so i feel all fancy.

Pinkies out when drinking LOL

 

[Paul_Chance]

Yeah, there are cars that are close to bullet proof when it comes to tickets. A cavalier is close (they can't possibly be flaunting the law in that car). For several years I had a Chevy Celebrity station wagon - I had taken over payments when a brother got divorced. That car was invisible to cops, LOL, it was like it was magically cloaking me in innocence or something. It was shit as a chick magnet, LOL, but the lack of tickets compensated for that.

It's also a good idea to have your banter/comedy routine. Back when I was a cop I used to say anyone who could make me laugh got a get out of jail free card in my book - and there are some funny petty criminals out there - both intentionally and unintentionally.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I am sure it is what Robin would have said if he saw your magnificent melons

And as always, you are most welcome. I would worship and grovel at a temple dedicated to your breasts



I don't think I have ever lied about number of partners, but I may have missed one sometimes because I forget the one one night stand I had. So truthfully (and you can believe it or not) but number is 6. There would be 7, but I only went down on her, so I usually don't count that one.
For the record, you may 'lie' ... but you are one of the few people on Lit I truly respect. Sure, I desire and lust for you too lol ...but I truly respect and admire you as well. Again, take that as you will

((HUGGLES))

well thanks. and now I want a temple dedicated to my breasts. someday I might build one out of magnatiles.

I believe you. and thank you. respect and lust, what more could someone want. I am more apt to lie about that question than many other types, though it depends on the person. I depends if it would be intimidating to them. I'm just trying to be nice haha. and trust me, the truth could have been way way higher. I practiced some restraint. But yes I did like to be in the fast lane too.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Pinkies out when drinking LOL

and the fancy ice cubes.

Yeah, there are cars that are close to bullet proof when it comes to tickets. A cavalier is close (they can't possibly be flaunting the law in that car). For several years I had a Chevy Celebrity station wagon - I had taken over payments when a brother got divorced. That car was invisible to cops, LOL, it was like it was magically cloaking me in innocence or something. It was shit as a chick magnet, LOL, but the lack of tickets compensated for that.

It's also a good idea to have your banter/comedy routine. Back when I was a cop I used to say anyone who could make me laugh got a get out of jail free card in my book - and there are some funny petty criminals out there - both intentionally and unintentionally.

haha, yeah I bet chicks were drooling away.

yeah, if they have a good time, I figure a lot more likely to let me off, and it generally seems to work. plus they give me openings as the often say things in a very similar way. and it is always fun when I can make dirty sexual harassment style comments to a cop because hello, I'm using profanity and harassing a cop, that is like the highlight of my week.

 

[Shyguy1369]

well thanks. and now I want a temple dedicated to my breasts. someday I might build one out of magnatiles.

I believe you. and thank you. respect and lust, what more could someone want. I am more apt to lie about that question than many other types, though it depends on the person. I depends if it would be intimidating to them. I'm just trying to be nice haha. and trust me, the truth could have been way way higher. I practiced some restraint. But yes I did like to be in the fast lane too.

I would definitely be willing to help build that temple... as you very well know how much I do worship those breasts of yours

37 or more... don't care, because you are able to regale us with wonderful tales. I cannot express how much I truly do love your thread and that you continue to share. When you returned earlier this year, I was SO very happy. You truly are an absolutely amazing woman that I will always adore
((HUGGLES))

 

[DrRickMarshall]

I have to ask, can you open a beer bottle with your boobs?

 

[Scotking]

I have to ask, can you open a beer bottle with your boobs?

Or keg....

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I would definitely be willing to help build that temple... as you very well know how much I do worship those breasts of yours

37 or more... don't care, because you are able to regale us with wonderful tales. I cannot express how much I truly do love your thread and that you continue to share. When you returned earlier this year, I was SO very happy. You truly are an absolutely amazing woman that I will always adore
((HUGGLES))

Aw thanks. Yeah I wasn't going anyway, just sales so many sales.

Oh you want to play with magnatiles with me? After we build the titty temple, do my boobs get to smash it Godzilla style or wrecking ball style, or both

I have to ask, can you open a beer bottle with your boobs?

I don't think so, though there was one night.

But I can drink a beer with my boobs

Or keg....

Well I could do a keg stand in my day, I think I would need help now though, well the wall would probably work.

and no my boobs were not involved