Justa Redux. Still nothing to see, is a redux ever better than the original

So why are you reading this thread

  • I didn't know what I was opening, and now I am backing away slowly, never to return

    Votes: 1 0.5%
  • I lurk, she is one crazy ass bitch, but she still turns me on/makes me cum

    Votes: 19 10.2%
  • I participate, she is one crazy ass bitch, but she still turns me on/makes me cum

    Votes: 7 3.8%
  • I lurk, she is fucking hilarious, and also turns me on/makes me cum

    Votes: 104 55.9%
  • I participate, she is fucking hilarious, and also turns me on/makes me cum

    Votes: 39 21.0%
  • Not turned on, but come because that bitch is fucking hilarious

    Votes: 4 2.2%
  • Shut up with the poll, I am busy with my pole.

    Votes: 12 6.5%

  • Total voters
    186
  • Poll closed .
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I should do a refilm too but yes, I can obviously suck my own nipple
https://www.***********/s/72jsi30wxk97cf9/2017-12-9-14-25-50.mp4?dl=0

Ah... the mammaries. Still instant arousal and erection. Now, a new video would obviously be so welcomed.
((Huggles))... And licks :devil:;)
 
I can obviously suck my own nipple

You are so accommodating, I wonder what you would be willing to do to/for me in a face to face, and what would my minimum qualifications be to tempt you: Would husband agree for the sake of American/British relationship.
 
if it ain't trouble, it ain't fun.

That mindset must have got you into a great deal of perversity in the past
 
big boob guys.

Nope not me, I'm here for your sparkling personality, (and that delightful arse).
 
Japan says "I thought we were in the trust tree"

I trust they will have some weird porn. not as creepy as that Syrian porn but for sure more weird than America's lesbian teen fixation

Don't I know it...we used to burn photo albums and Grandmas wedding dress to stay warm.

and darn, we missed the boat, just burning wood.

Ah... the mammaries. Still instant arousal and erection. Now, a new video would obviously be so welcomed.
((Huggles))... And licks :devil:;)

hehehe. yes that pun was needed. and thank you.

I can obviously suck my own nipple

You are so accommodating, I wonder what you would be willing to do to/for me in a face to face, and what would my minimum qualifications be to tempt you: Would husband agree for the sake of American/British relationship.

Well I am not sure, other than hubby would not be a fan. Remember when I asked him to join me here, he not only said no, but forbid me from being here so yeah, pretty sure he would not be a fan

if it ain't trouble, it ain't fun.

That mindset must have got you into a great deal of perversity in the past

lol, maybe. I guess it depends on the perversity scale. I would say moderate levels.

big boob guys.

Nope not me, I'm here for your sparkling personality, (and that delightful arse).

oh that is right, we are all here for my sparking fucking personality


I love this one!


http://i.imgur.com/ExeKndTm.jpg

Sometimes clothed is sexier than exposed.



Well thank you. It is nice to wear clothes for a change. And yeah, I am still impressed with the button strength of that shirt.
 
sparkling personality

So you disbelieve me?

Oh, I do believe that you read my thread for my personality, I just don't believe it is sparking. It is more like one of those internet viral videos that are just so bizarre, you have to watch.

Happy Titty Tuesday!!!! Wow!!!!

thank you and that is what the computer illiterate guy whose shoulder I was leaning over in order to assist him with something simple said today too.
 

well happy tuesday. As tradition dictates, tuesday means titties (and yeah of course they are pictures from my cubicle)

http://i.imgur.com/N22Rypnl.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ih4XlWxl.jpg

yippie tuesday

Holy Titty Tuesday Batman!!
Always so breathtakingly beautiful. I could literally never get enough of you or your magnificent breasts. And that nipple pinch? Makes me wish that nipple was between my lips 😘
Thank you so much, as always, for sharing cube boobs.
:kiss::rose:
 
Holy Titty Tuesday Batman!!
Always so breathtakingly beautiful. I could literally never get enough of you or your magnificent breasts. And that nipple pinch? Makes me wish that nipple was between my lips 😘
Thank you so much, as always, for sharing cube boobs.
:kiss::rose:

well I don't think I have heard Holy Titty Tuesday Batman before, is that what Robin said.

and thank you, as always my pleasure (because HR frowns upon workplace nudity, thus I always enjoy it)
 
Whenever we say "cube boob" I always think of a boob, squeezed into a cube. LOL - it's a strange mental image, probably from my love of Picasso. Yeah, I blame him for that one.
 
so a little pointless ramble

things I learned on lit today

1) in 2010 apple users had sex with more people than android.
2) I think apple may have attracted more lesbians as a decent hunk did not seem to all be screwing apple or android men
3) I am a whore (well I kind of already knew that)
4) I am a lying whore. (knew that too but reminded)


See there was a post from someone who at least claims to be a woman (jury is still out in my opinion), asking how many sexual partners is too many (no not at one time, like lifetime total)

This, of course, reminds me that I am a liar (and a whore). We see this in media, from Friends to Seinfeld. We see it on sex surveys, as they show straight men claim more than twice the number of sexual partners than straight women. Also we see that for 50% of american women, when they are hooked up to what they believe is a lie detector test, their answer doubles from what they gave before the machine. (though only 30% of women admit lying sometimes without a machine)

I admit, I lie. Truth is I am not even sure of the true answer, likely between 28 to 39. An earlier thread prompted me to try to figure out how many dicks have been in my mouth, yeah another I am not entirely sure of, but I beat Clerks.

To be honest, I don't have a standard lie either, it is kind of like my speeding, I have a formula. If a man asks, I insist he goes first, then I cut his number in half and increase by 20%. So if he says 7, I will say 4. if he says 15, I'd say 9. If he says 40, I'd give closer to truth and 24.

So yeah, I'm a lying whore, and apparently I am in good company with 50% of American women (though I think my number is actually higher than most of my peers, I was ahead of my time though)

Also side note...how I see speed limit signs, again it is a formula. 45 and below, I add 20%. after that is 25%. so 35 is 42, 45 is 54, 55 is 68, 65 is 81
 
Whenever we say "cube boob" I always think of a boob, squeezed into a cube. LOL - it's a strange mental image, probably from my love of Picasso. Yeah, I blame him for that one.

someday i will squeeze my boob into a clear cube just for you, just so you have a real image rather than mental one.
 
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