Justa Redux. Still nothing to see, is a redux ever better than the original

[ohverbatum7]

I thought unbuttoning a mans shirt would be second nature to you. then you magically slip all the buttons on a couple of deep breaths

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I love seeing your face x

thank you. yeah I try to show it sometime, just not with anything too interesting, as what is posted here doesn't always stay here

Monday mornings, catching up with you is such fun! alternates between erections and laughter...I love it! And this one is so elegantly erotic!

ah thanks. yeah new short term goal in my life is to see if i can make hubby laugh and cum at the same time. We all need to goals right.

and wow, not sure how I ended up with elegantly anything. I was just trying to get off a few times. but hey, sometimes good things are accidental

It was lots of fun watching these and when the button popped, I burst out laughing!!

yeah, still haven't found the button haha. Hubby will probably be really confused why he keeps finding buttons in the back bathroom

Thanks you for the sexy video they made me very hot in my pants.

well thanks. though I think more silly and pointless, than sexy, but whatever turns you on.

 

[ohverbatum7]

pussy shots are probably disappointing for you all,

I would need to be pretty jaded for that photo not to arouse some primitive stirrings.

 

[whistler1]

And here is my completely unremarkable ass, just hanging out being an ass, like 2 minutes ago.

http://i.imgur.com/bhmk54Om.jpg

Ah, well now we're getting to the bottom of things...

 

[ohverbatum7]

I love seeing your face

One of the many things that makes a visit to your thread is that your bold enough to reveal all, a real tasty treat, but seeing the parts that make up the whole is also a worthwhile pleasure.

 

[whistler1]

well happy monday. As is traditional, I shall post a movie, but warning, nothing indecent, so I will post 2 clean videos. the horror, the horror

first pointless bouncing boobs



or the video if you prefer, thougb no difference except quality, and it is still poor quality
https://www.***********/s/96mliaooxj13cdc/V_20190204_0918052.mp4?dl=0

and ok a button pop


this might be more amusing on video as you can hear the button give
https://www.***********/s/kxja3wam1u7b7fa/V_20190204_0923232.mp4?dl=0

The nerd in me wants to calculate the tensile strength of the thread used to sew on those buttons and the required force to exceed it.

I would also try to determine the reinforcements needed to your undergarment to contain your assets, but I just don't have that much time today...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

pleasure you orally

This is all very well for fantasy land, but was there ever a time a complete stranger fumbled with your fandango, played a tune on your twichet or munched on your Mangina

yes, yes there was. Well I do have a small track record of one night stands when I am out of town, but most it is just sex, and well not a complete stranger as I probably spent a couple hours talking to them.

The most in the complete stranger realm was when I wasn't looking. I went to a bar, a man walked over, said hi or whatever, and I returned with my customary greeting of "I'm not screwing you". Seems rude, I don't know, maybe it is, but it is also polite, as if that was their goal for the night, it saves them time, and they know to move on.

Well this guy, not deterred by "I'm not screwing you", retorted with something like "Well that's ok, I didn't want to screw you anyway. I really just wanted to eat your pussy" or something like that. That was something no one has ever responded with, and amused me, so I laughed and warmed up a little. Well turns out he was completely serious, or so he claimed, after confirming my understanding, and that there were zero expectations or requirements I would be expected to fulfill, I decided it sounded like a really awesome idea.

So that is how I went from Hi to a man's tongue in my cunt in like 15 minutes. And truthfully, while he was down there, he did actually manage to change my stance on screwing him, as I was having a good time, but I didn't say anything, he made no attempt, and kept exactly to our agreement. I did end up providing a surprise blow job as I had really had a good time, but the blow job was not originally part of the agreement (Again, I had checked on his expectations prior lol)

No idea what his name was, not even sure if we exchanged names or not to be honest, never saw him again.

only other time an absolute complete stranger started trying to "fumble with my fandango" (lol I like that one), I gave him a dirty look and slid away from him.

I thought unbuttoning a mans shirt would be second nature to you. then you magically slip all the buttons on a couple of deep breaths

haha. I actually don't unbutton a lot of mens dress shirts. As I got more professional I took more of a taste towards men who aren't. It has been a number of years since I have undressed a businessman type. I tend to look more to the working with their hands type.

pussy shots are probably disappointing for you all,

I would need to be pretty jaded for that photo not to arouse some primitive stirrings.

well maybe I should share more

Ah, well now we're getting to the bottom of things...

yes yes we did or at least I did

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I love seeing your face

One of the many things that makes a visit to your thread is that your bold enough to reveal all, a real tasty treat, but seeing the parts that make up the whole is also a worthwhile pleasure.

yeah, I guess showing my face isn't the smartest thing, but truth is, if you know me, and you saw this thread, you would know without my face. The background, the way I speak, my hair and tits.

I will still keep my face out of more interesting gifs as those are the ones that seem to have insanely high view counts primarily. though I am still choosing to believe there is a person out there who just really like watching me suck my nipples and has watched that fifty thousand times lol

The nerd in me wants to calculate the tensile strength of the thread used to sew on those buttons and the required force to exceed it.

I would also try to determine the reinforcements needed to your undergarment to contain your assets, but I just don't have that much time today...

well if I still had access to an instron machine, I would totally test it, but I don't

 

[heathrowinneo]

well happy monday. As is traditional, I shall post a movie, but warning, nothing indecent, so I will post 2 clean videos. the horror, the horror

first pointless bouncing boobs

http://i.imgur.com/A5Zx9Hq.gif

or the video if you prefer, thougb no difference except quality, and it is still poor quality
https://www.***********/s/96mliaooxj13cdc/V_20190204_0918052.mp4?dl=0

and ok a button pop
http://i.imgur.com/z2MNhX5.gif

this might be more amusing on video as you can hear the button give
https://www.***********/s/kxja3wam1u7b7fa/V_20190204_0923232.mp4?dl=0

8th wonders... and fucking hot too! great clips!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

8th wonders... and fucking hot too! great clips!

oh 8th wonders, so does that mean that my tits get to be a tourist destination. people take pictures with them? tell their grandkids about the trip they made there ones?

 

[Paul_Chance]

LOL - that would be a good tourist destination, especially if it had rides! I would be buying the e-ticket for that.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

LOL - that would be a good tourist destination, especially if it had rides! I would be buying the e-ticket for that.

oh a ride. that is a great idea. ride, pictures, stories to tell. maybe i can put east bumblefuck florida on the map.

 

[Paul_Chance]

oh a ride. that is a great idea. ride, pictures, stories to tell. maybe i can put east bumblefuck florida on the map.

You might face fierce competition from Dolly World, but I think it's worth it. LOL - I just want to see one of those tourist cartoon maps with a giant pair of breasts over East Bumblefuck. And then of course there is the "secret ticket" that lets you come in the rear entrance and avoid the hoi polloi. (LOL - I am suddenly putting way too much time into imagining the amusement park.)

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You might face fierce competition from Dolly World, but I think it's worth it. LOL - I just want to see one of those tourist cartoon maps with a giant pair of breasts over East Bumblefuck. And then of course there is the "secret ticket" that lets you come in the rear entrance and avoid the hoi polloi. (LOL - I am suddenly putting way too much time into imagining the amusement park.)

well you had me won over at rear entrance.

 

[Paul_Chance]

well you had me won over at rear entrance.

Do I win the special pass? "Why yes, yes I know the owner...and I can tell you she swears she loves the rear entrance."

 

[Ginmill72]

I'm all for theme parks, specially ones with secret rear entrances.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Do I win the special pass? "Why yes, yes I know the owner...and I can tell you she swears she loves the rear entrance."

sure, if it is my theme park, I could be the Oprah of special passes. you get a pass, you get a pass, and you get a pass

I'm all for theme parks, specially ones with secret rear entrances.

well I don't know how secret my rear entrance is

 

[WerdNerd]

sure, if it is my theme park, I could be the Oprah of special passes. you get a pass, you get a pass, and you get a pass



well I don't know how secret my rear entrance is

Your entrance might not be secret but it is the way to the fun zone.

 

[Ginmill72]

sure, if it is my theme park, I could be the Oprah of special passes. you get a pass, you get a pass, and you get a pass



well I don't know how secret my rear entrance is

Secret or not, it would be fun to explore.

 

[Youneverknow81]

well happy monday. As is traditional, I shall post a movie, but warning, nothing indecent, so I will post 2 clean videos. the horror, the horror

first pointless bouncing boobs

http://i.imgur.com/A5Zx9Hq.gif

or the video if you prefer, thougb no difference except quality, and it is still poor quality
https://www.***********/s/96mliaooxj13cdc/V_20190204_0918052.mp4?dl=0

and ok a button pop
http://i.imgur.com/z2MNhX5.gif

this might be more amusing on video as you can hear the button give
https://www.***********/s/kxja3wam1u7b7fa/V_20190204_0923232.mp4?dl=0

You have a future in the Expansion market should you ever decide to do your backup Cam Girl business haha

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Your entrance might not be secret but it is the way to the fun zone.

oh does my attraction now have a special fun zone too. Sounds like there will be a lot to do. could take someone all day.

Secret or not, it would be fun to explore.

and there might even be a couple little secrets here and there

 

[WerdNerd]

oh does my attraction now have a special fun zone too. Sounds like there will be a lot to do. could take someone all day.



and there might even be a couple little secrets here and there

All day would be a good start

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You have a future in the Expansion market should you ever decide to do your backup Cam Girl business haha

lol. though you did give me my random google search for the day. Expansion porn. I am now pretty deep in that rabbit hole, but at least I haven't hit a cat yet (for some reason no matter what I search, and where I start from, I always somehow end up at a cat.

All day would be a good start

well I think it might be more of a weekend, of fuck it, take a whole a week. everyone needs a vacation type situation

 

[WerdNerd]

lol. though you did give me my random google search for the day. Expansion porn. I am now pretty deep in that rabbit hole, but at least I haven't hit a cat yet (for some reason no matter what I search, and where I start from, I always somehow end up at a cat.



well I think it might be more of a weekend, of fuck it, take a whole a week. everyone needs a vacation type situation

I would need a vacation after a whole week of fucking you.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I would need a vacation after a whole week of fucking you.

the week screwing me is supposed to be the vacation.