jasonmason
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True
TNP enjoys the color of psychedelic music
False
TNP thinks that the moon is made of cheese
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True
TNP enjoys the color of psychedelic music
True
TNP enjoys the color of psychedelic music
False
TNP thinks that the moon is made of cheese
If you ask that, Lara, then you know it doesn't stop with color; psychedelic music is a pleasant assault on all the senses, where all the senses become one.
False. I have matured enough to finally understand it is made from frozen yogurt.
TNP still enjoys Disney cartoons--not the current CGI stuff, but the classics.
True: Bullwinkle is even funnier when you get the adult Easter Eggs.
TNP can still sing childhood TV theme songs
False. I’m so old, when I grew up there wasn’t tv.
TNP is experiencing bitter cold at the moment
basso profundo Santa Lucia
TNP has real special needs
True
TNP enjoys the color of psychedelic music
False. I’m so old, when I grew up there wasn’t tv.
TNP is experiencing bitter cold at the moment
Yes and bitter wind chill
TNP has never experienced temperatures below freezing.
Yes and bitter wind chill
TNP has never experienced temperatures below freezing.
False
TNP has eaten something not of the norm, such as rattlesnake, gator tail, possum, etc.
True—rattlesnake chili
TNP is sitting on a toilet, while they are posting here.
I should be, but I'm not.
TNP has been to the emergency room lately
False, not in a couple years
TNP has broken the same bone more than once
True. Little pinky on my right hand - though it was broken multiple locations, not at different times.
TNP last had to visit the hospital for themselves over 5 years ago.
False. More like five weeks ago.
TNP (A) has tattoos and (B) designed their own as opposed to picking them out of a book or off the wall.
False to both - no tattoos.
TNP has been outside naked in the snow.
Only once, but my dog said it was okay and Elvis was there with me, so it was cool.
TNP Takes orders from his / her dog and sees Elvis on a regular basis.
False - sort of. I happen to be able to read our dog's mind and I do see Elvis impersonators on a regular basis.
TNP has done or would do either a Marilyn Monroe or an Elvis impersonator.
False, although I have seen a couple of female Elvis impersonators that were kind of hot, in a creepy sort of way!
TNP has worn cowboy boots but never touched a cow.
TRUE! (except they were cow-girl boots!)
TNP has worn cowboy (or cowgirl) boots but never touched a cowboy.
False, but I didn't enjoy touching the cowboy, and he wasn't crazy about it either.
TNP has drunk a beer with a cigarette dangling in his/her mouth.
Oh, probably ... you know, ran of out hands
TNP has gone to the bar wearing her/his own clothing and left wearing someone elses
False - I am a man of integrity!
TNP has gone straight from church to a bar.
False! I am a woman of integrity!
TNP has a beer advertisement mirror hanging in the garage
False! I am a woman of integrity!
TNP has a beer advertisement mirror hanging in the garage
hahahah....False, I don't even have a garage. But if I did, it would still be false.
TNP knows how to drive a manual transmission auto (stick)