Ever wonder how many dicks your coworker has sucked?

[Soma99]

Well I will tell you!

My boss asked me to put together this report for her today. She is terrible with Excel and thinks it will take all day. Well I’m pretty much done but I’m not going to tell her that so I have some time to kill.

Post here or PM me (more fun to post here though) the following info:

Coworkers age

What her standard lunch is

If you know one tv show or movie she likes.

I will then tell you how many dicks she has sucked.

Example

26

Soup

Marvel Movies

That’s one of my co workers and I just know she has sucked 14 dicks. She’s has never told me but I know.

 

[porkyrocket69]

Mid 20's guessing 27

Something frozen

Loves podcasts (does that count?)

 

[spanishstud]

In her 60s
Soup
Rom coms

 

[Trickman]

51
Always something different
Documentaries

 

[Soma99]

Mid 20's guessing 27

Something frozen

Loves podcasts (does that count?)

Of dear- frozen meals and podcasts- might as well still be in college. She’s also on 3 different dating apps and has sucked 21 dicks.

Her taste is food is terrible so she does not mind the taste of cum- she swallows also.

 

[Soma99]

In her 60s
Soup
Rom coms

Very little felatio in rom coms and comes from a time before dating apps (it’s really easy to run up your numbers on those things- )

She has sucked 4 dicks.

 

[Soma99]

51
Always something different
Documentaries

The longer you spend in school the further you put off marriage usually.

Often people try to justify all the tuition they spent on being a “learned” person (I just made that up)

The less time your married the more often a dick can just end up in there.

She has sucked 22 dicks.

 

[Trickman]

Hmmm..I know that she has sucked my dick 6 times.****ice at work lololololol

 

[Trickman]

Twice at work* ....several times out of work when she was still married.

 

[Soma99]

Twice at work* ....several times out of work when she was still married.

Well this isn’t how many blow jobs she has given- it’s how many different guys has she done it too.

If your implying my number in her is too low I think your wrong- your just a stud who any woman would fall to their knees to worship.

Now if you argue with me your saying your nothing special. That’s how to win an argument.

 

[Trickman]

Oh no! I believe that you are right!
Yes I am an average guy. .but I do carry around a nice suprize with me
We were having a 5 year affair going on..till her operation..now absolutely no sex.

 

[Trickman]

It was AWESOME while it lasted!

 

[FloridaBob]

I have thought about that on occasion, and often wish it was mine!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

can you tell me how many dicks I have sucked instead? inquiring minds want to know.

40
monster zero energy drink
Orange is the New Black

 

[Soma99]

can you tell me how many dicks I have sucked instead? inquiring minds want to know.

40
monster zero energy drink
Orange is the New Black

Well shit- I didn’t think anyone would be able to call me out on my bullshit. I’ve made a career out of assuming no one would do that.

Ok OITNB makes me wonder if it’s zero. But assuming your not trying to trick me I will say that you use all that energy to suck 31 dicks.

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[StarGazer58]

If the woman is over 50 then I would say she had sucked very few dicks because it wasn't something that was done a lot way back when. I also don't believe these high numbers because most women are not that open and wild. If you could poll women outside of Lit I bet you would find very few that have had 22 sex partners let alone sucked 22 different dicks. Believe me, I wish women were that eager but I don't believe it. Fun to think about though and play guessing games.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well shit- I didn’t think anyone would be able to call me out on my bullshit. I’ve made a career out of assuming no one would do that.

Ok OITNB makes me wonder if it’s zero. But assuming your not trying to trick me I will say that you use all that energy to suck 31 dicks.

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haha. I can't call you out on your bullshit, I honestly don't think I could be 100% accurate myself, I am not young, that is a lot of years to think about. And no, for sure not zero. OITNB is a good show, who doesn't like women's prison shows.

Your estimate is likely fairly accurate, maybe a touch low, possible even a touch high, but I'd bet against that. I would guess between 35 and 45 myself.

 

[Soma99]

If the woman is over 50 then I would say she had sucked very few dicks because it wasn't something that was done a lot way back when. I also don't believe these high numbers because most women are not that open and wild. If you could poll women outside of Lit I bet you would find very few that have had 22 sex partners let alone sucked 22 different dicks. Believe me, I wish women were that eager but I don't believe it. Fun to think about though and play guessing games.

The formula is the formula. I don’t make the rules.

 

[Soma99]

haha. I can't call you out on your bullshit, I honestly don't think I could be 100% accurate myself, I am not young, that is a lot of years to think about. And no, for sure not zero. OITNB is a good show, who doesn't like women's prison shows.

Your estimate is likely fairly accurate, maybe a touch low, possible even a touch high, but I'd bet against that. I would guess between 35 and 45 myself.

Was someone questioning my methods!?

Are you not entertained?

(I once gave a blowjob while a guy watched that scene. He might have been in denial about the kind of person he really wanted to be with)

 

[StarGazer58]

Certainly entertained. Any method to get women to suck more dicks is good with me.

I will ask for a co-worker

36
something with Rice or maybe Pho
The Masked Singer

 

[Trickman]

I'm having fun with it!
How about how women have I've gone down on? Lolololololol

 

[Soma99]

Certainly entertained. Any method to get women to suck more dicks is good with me.

I will ask for a co-worker

36
something with Rice or maybe Pho
The Masked Singer

Ohhhhhhh I’ve never seen an episode of that show but family friendly reality shows does not signal cock craving.

6 dicks- thinks doggy style is kinky.

 

[Disturbingimage]

coworker is around 40
her lunch has got to be dick cause this bitch is dumb as rocks
listens to country don'y know what she watches.
does the formula still work

 

[Soma99]

coworker is around 40
her lunch has got to be dick cause this bitch is dumb as rocks
listens to country don'y know what she watches.
does the formula still work

First dumb does not = slutty.

Slutty does not = dumb.


However if she eats a new dick every day for lunch, and has been doing so since the age of 20 and let’s assume she takes a day off for leap year that means she has gobbled 7300 dicks.

 

[Bry1313]

Was someone questioning my methods!?

Are you not entertained?

(I once gave a blowjob while a guy watched that scene. He might have been in denial about the kind of person he really wanted to be with)

Now I want a blowjob while that scene is on in the background