Little Johnny...

[StarGazer58]

I love little Johnny jokes so...

A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day".
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson.
"And you, Susie? " the teacher asks.
Susie says "I wanna be Johnny's bitch."

Anybody got any good jokes???

 

[Oreo515]

Hi

That's funny

 

[StarGazer58]

Looks like nobody has any funny jokes to share.

 

[Jacques_Corbin]

A door to door salesman is out, peddling his wares, and whose door does he knock on? Why, Little Johnny's, of course. Now, Little Johnny answers the door, in his dad's robe and slippers, both comically oversized on the boy, a frosty mug of beer in one hand, and a lit cigar in his mouth. The salesman, taken aback by this sight, demands to know if the boy's mother is home. Little Johnny just looks up at him, crossways, takes a big puff off that stogie, and blows the smoke up at the salesman's face. He then washes that down with a hard chug off that mug of beer, spilling some on the carpet, and then wiping his face with the sleeve of his dad's robe. Finally, Little Johnny says, "Mister, what the fuck do you think?!"

 

[StarGazer58]

A door to door salesman is out, peddling his wares, and whose door does he knock on? Why, Little Johnny's, of course. Now, Little Johnny answers the door, in his dad's robe and slippers, both comically oversized on the boy, a frosty mug of beer in one hand, and a lit cigar in his mouth. The salesman, taken aback by this sight, demands to know if the boy's mother is home. Little Johnny just looks up at him, crossways, takes a big puff off that stogie, and blows the smoke up at the salesman's face. He then washes that down with a hard chug off that mug of beer, spilling some on the carpet, and then wiping his face with the sleeve of his dad's robe. Finally, Little Johnny says, "Mister, what the fuck do you think?!"

Thats funny. Little Johnny is my guy.

 

[aace714]

Little Johnny

You have to check out the Little Johnny cartoons on you tube . They're funny as hell.
Teacher asked the class what's the closest part of your body to God and why
Tommy says your hands you hold them together when you pray
Mary says your mouth again because you use it to pray
How about you Johnny asks the teacher
Its got to be your feet.
Your feet ? Why would you say that asked the teacher
Well I walked in my parents bedroom last week and Mommy's feet were sticking straight up in the air. She was screaming 0h God I'm coming I'm coming. And by God if Daddy wasn't on top of her . She would have got there

 

[StarGazer58]

I have to check them out on YouTube. Never thought of that before.