Just grabbed a pear...

[ydahecnot]

Can you make a tasty pie with it?

 

[sks43]

I have a pair to trade for a pear, if y would pare it beforehand.

 

[ydahecnot]

A triple homonym! My grasp is sweating.

 

[sks43]

And a tasty pie to pair with your pear.

 

[angelofthenorth]

ok question... if you need 2 to be a pare, so wouldn't 1 pair be a single ??

 

[ydahecnot]

We’re not here to parse pears, we’re here for me to drop one

 

[angelofthenorth]

We’re not here to parse pears, we’re here for me to drop one

so, drop it already

 

[ydahecnot]

I am not sure you have all the background on this

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Unhooks my bra and drops it at your feet as I walk by.

 

[ydahecnot]

Plop.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Swampmonster Susie coming after you saying "Your ass is mine".

 

[ydahecnot]

Throws pear to fend off attack

 

[hairball18]

Unhooks my bra and drops it at your feet as I walk by.

Now that is a pair.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Lick your earlobe, plant feathery kisses underneath it, lightly suck from underneath your ear to your shoulder, seductively nibble along that same path...repeat on the other side....

 

[ydahecnot]

Swampmaster Susie could learn from you

 

[SMNaughtywife]

You gonna grab that for me?

 

[hairball18]

You gonna grab that for me?

I would be careful bending over in front of you.

 

[FortybutNice]

You gonna grab that for me?

He’ll, yes, I would!!

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I’m feeling it’s a wand morning. Blue vibe, don’t worry I’ll give you some attention this afternoon. You and Mr Dildo.

 

[ydahecnot]

I’m feeling it’s a wand morning. Blue vibe, don’t worry I’ll give you some attention this afternoon. You and Mr Dildo.

Dayum, just how horny are you? (Hands you bra)

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Dayum, just how horny are you? (Hands you bra)

End of the month and I’m slightly insatiable. There’s that bra...